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'''100 2278''' is a video [[Chris]] created on 12 [[October 2010]], at the behest of his sweetheart [[Jackie]]. (For background, see [[Jackie Chat 7]] and [[Jackie E-mails 18]].) It leaked to the public the next month, on 6 [[November 2010]]. Chris attempts to do pull-ups, but shortly after beginning, gives up and admits defeat due to his [[obesity|weight]]. This event marks a historic day in CWC history as it is the first time we have witnessed Chris acknowledge that he is not, in fact, superhuman. He also appears as more of a [[Pedofork]] than ever before, grunting and groaning on a kids' Jungle Gym. [[Fail|In public]]. | '''100 2278''' is a video [[Chris]] created on 12 [[October 2010]], at the behest of his sweetheart [[Jackie]]. (For background, see [[Jackie Chat 7]] and [[Jackie E-mails 18]].) It leaked to the public the next month, on 6 [[November 2010]]. Chris attempts to do pull-ups, but shortly after beginning, gives up and admits defeat due to his [[obesity|weight]]. This event marks a historic day in CWC history as it is the first time we have witnessed Chris acknowledge that he is not, in fact, superhuman. He also appears as more of a [[Pedofork]] than ever before, grunting and groaning on a kids' Jungle Gym, wearing one of his [[Chris and Fashion|Clown Shirts]]. [[Fail|In public]]. | ||
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Revision as of 09:56, 9 January 2011
100 2278 is a video Chris created on 12 October 2010, at the behest of his sweetheart Jackie. (For background, see Jackie Chat 7 and Jackie E-mails 18.) It leaked to the public the next month, on 6 November 2010. Chris attempts to do pull-ups, but shortly after beginning, gives up and admits defeat due to his weight. This event marks a historic day in CWC history as it is the first time we have witnessed Chris acknowledge that he is not, in fact, superhuman. He also appears as more of a Pedofork than ever before, grunting and groaning on a kids' Jungle Gym, wearing one of his Clown Shirts. In public.
Video
| 100_2278 | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 6 November 2010 |
| Subject Matter |  Power
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| Performance Style |  Reason
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| Saga |  Jackie
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| Shirt |  The Racing Stripe
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| Other |  Leaked
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
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Transcript
[We see Chris's hands and knees on top of a jungle gym. He crawls backwards to grab hold of a horizontal bar.]
[Chris hangs from the bar, not far off the ground, for a few seconds. Quickly, the exertion causes him to lose his grip and drop to the ground.]
[Chris grunts and jumps up to grab the bar again.]
Ugh...
[He quickly falls back down, and then looks to the camera.]
Alright, fine, I can't do a pull up. At least I tried.
[Chris springs up and tries to grab the bar again.]
Still tryin'.
[Chris makes grunting and gasping sounds.]
Well, can't do it.
[Chris tries to do a pull-up again with visibly shaking arms, grunts and sighs.]
Uh... Too sensitive to my... [sound of slapping belly] weight.
[Chris walks off camera.]
Images
Accompanying the leaked video were a selection of images, presumed to be ones Chris took for Jackie.
The corner of Chris's room, with famous artifacts such as The Wall of Originals, the Sailor Moon poster of Straightening, the Gitar of Fail, and the fan favorite, the Marge poster.
The other corner has bunch of consoles. Clearly arranged in order of importance, otherwise he wouldn't put the Commodore 1541 disk drive on open and hide the Wii among the junk.
The McIntire Park sign.
The table with Lego's, also carrying Transformers and Sonic toys. Also a boatload of video tapes, CD's, magazines, yet another Gitar, and ironically a box or book cover whose only visible words are "the hidden".
A view of the window and the chair, with too much junk to count.
DVD shelves, a bunch of folders undoubtedly containing much the original hand-artery drawings of Sonichu comics, My Little Ponies, and in case you forgot this was Chris's room, two more Gitars of Fail.
Game shelf meets the DVD shelf.
The doorway that leads to sweet freedom (which is a lie). Giant game shelves. and the mysterious blinking light ball featured in many videos.
A bit of the Sulking Couch beside the door and PSP/DS game shelf. Letter box labeled "current and important". Two posters for mass debation, and a badass chain or something.
More video tapes and toys beside the Sulking Couch. Noticeable failure at photographing the Sonic trinket.
Back to the first corner with the Wall of Originals and Marge poster.
Female martial artists are awesome! ...Except that's not a martial arts move. And that's not a female either. We've been duped!
Now with extra boobage.
TITTY MONSTER
Has Chris been improving his art during the dry spell? SPOILER: NO
Fan videos
| Private Chris Chan, U.S.M.C. Maggot | |
| Stardate | 7 November 2010 |
| Made By | MiHiVidz |
| TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos | |
| Chan's Dream | |
| Stardate | 8 November 2010 |
| Made By | raoulduke138 |
| TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos | |
External links
| ⇐ ToJackie | Chris's videos | 100 2357.MOV ⇒ |
| 💪 💪 💪 Power videos 💪 💪 💪 |
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CWC Update 18 January 2009 • Chris Destroys His Vibrator • Take that Page DOWN NOW! • Power • Chris humps his PS3 • Sign Destruction Video • Challenge for Clyde • Chris Loses It • CWC Fighter • 30 Push-Ups • Clyde is Weaker than Water • I AM STRONG • 51 50 • Sonichu's Edge • Don't Mess With Me • Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! • The MovingFoward videos • Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV • Hello, my sweety baby • A Hike • A Workout • WeighIn • WelcometoBollywood • Pull-ups • Victory Rockout • Cheerleader • A few kicks • Lesbian Sex Audition • Eid, Pmurt, Eid • Smashing • Get Out, You D*** Nazis • Chris slaps himself • One-Hundred • Walking to the post office • On mah Treadmill, dawgs! |