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''[Strange, relatively low-pitched voice]'' Heeeeey, folks! It's me, Clyde Cash. I am the ruler of the [[internet]] and the internet trolls. I am an [[Chris and hypocrisy|adulterous foe, a bastard and a self-righteous idiot]] ''[voice begins to break]'' who spends his time wallowing and trolling [[Chris and his Ego|the one]] [[Liquid Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]], and making up a whole bunch of dadgum rumors all over the internet! ''[Raises arms angrily]'' I am a phenomenon! And you know what, I am a [[Speech impediment|spawn of spatan]] so I got what I deserve! Nothing! Nothing very good, nothing good, nothing decent, I have no... sense of pride for myself, because I got everything handed to me on a [[Monthly Tugboat|silver platter]], I [[Rape|raped]] his [[PandaHalo|Australian girlfriend]]! And then married her! And now I have a [[4-cent garbage|one cent daughter]]. I am AN IDIOT!! | ''[Strange, relatively low-pitched voice]'' Heeeeey, folks! It's me, Clyde Cash. I am the ruler of the [[internet]] and the internet trolls. I am an [[Chris and hypocrisy|adulterous foe, a bastard and a self-righteous idiot]] ''[voice begins to break]'' who spends his time wallowing and trolling [[Chris and his Ego|the one]] [[Liquid Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]], and making up a whole bunch of dadgum rumors all over the internet! ''[Raises arms angrily]'' I am a phenomenon! And you know what, I am a [[Speech impediment|spawn of spatan]] so I got what I deserve! Nothing! Nothing very good, nothing good, nothing decent, I have no... sense of pride for myself, because I got everything handed to me on a [[Monthly Tugboat|silver platter]], I [[Rape|raped]] his [[PandaHalo|Australian girlfriend]]! And then married her! And now I have a [[4-cent garbage|one cent daughter]]. I am AN IDIOT!! | ||
''[Voice changes suddenly, gets harsher]'' Rule over me, watch over me! Seriously, take me down! I want you to kill me, Clyde Cash! [[Chris and death|Kill me now! Kill me now, I don't want to live this life of being a | ''[Voice changes suddenly, gets harsher]'' Rule over me, watch over me! Seriously, take me down! I want you to kill me, Clyde Cash! [[Chris and death|Kill me now! Kill me now,]] [[Chris and religion|I don't want to live this life of being a spawn of Satan anymore!]] [[Autism|Aaaaah!]] | ||
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Revision as of 06:58, 9 June 2014
100 2267 is one of three videos Chris uploaded on 7 October 2010. In this video, Chris attempts to insult Clyde Cash by doing an overblown impression of him. He dresses up in black fuckin' orangeface, and tries to copy Clyde's characteristic hairstyle by slicking his hair back. The theme suddenly changes when Chris starts to rambling about how he deserves to die.
Video
| 100 2267 | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 7 October 2010 |
| Subject Matter |  Trolls,  Rumors
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| Performance Style |  Crazy,  Rage
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| Saga |  Clyde Cash
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| Shirt |  Pity Shirt
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous 100 2266 |
next 100 2269 |
| “ | Kill me now, I don't want to live this life of being a spawn of Satan anymore! Aaaaah! | ” |
Transcript
[Off camera]-eep.
[Jumps into view, face covered in brown paint and wearing a white t-shirt with "I GOT WHAT I DESERVE" on it]
[Strange, relatively low-pitched voice] Heeeeey, folks! It's me, Clyde Cash. I am the ruler of the internet and the internet trolls. I am an adulterous foe, a bastard and a self-righteous idiot [voice begins to break] who spends his time wallowing and trolling the one Christian Weston Chandler, and making up a whole bunch of dadgum rumors all over the internet! [Raises arms angrily] I am a phenomenon! And you know what, I am a spawn of spatan so I got what I deserve! Nothing! Nothing very good, nothing good, nothing decent, I have no... sense of pride for myself, because I got everything handed to me on a silver platter, I raped his Australian girlfriend! And then married her! And now I have a one cent daughter. I am AN IDIOT!!
[Voice changes suddenly, gets harsher] Rule over me, watch over me! Seriously, take me down! I want you to kill me, Clyde Cash! Kill me now! Kill me now, I don't want to live this life of being a spawn of Satan anymore! Aaaaah!
See also
- Chris as Alec Benson Leary and Liquid
- Don't Mess With Me, a previous video where Chris acts as Clyde Cash
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Ash Ketchum • Groucho Marx • IBA Chandler • PaRappa the Rapper • Cherokian (I) • Juggalo (I) • Scot • Mr. Popo • Hamburglar • Grimace • Clyde Cash • Paul McCartney • Alec Benson Leary and Liquid Chris • Cherokian (II) • Chris-Chan Sonichu • Fred Flintstone and Homer Simpson • Cleveland Brown • Harry Potter • "Gangsta" • Gilligan • Divine as Babs • Juggalo (II) |