Jail Letter - 18 January 2022

Delusion disclosure: This article or section takes place during Chris's phase of role-playing as Jesus Christ. He may refer to his Christine Chandler personality and physical body in the third person by using terms such as "soul partner".

On 18 January 2021, Chris sent a ninth letter to Kenneth Englehardt.

Some highlights of this letter include:

• This is so far the first known instance where Chris adds a disclaimer on his letter that it can be shared online.
• Kengle has requested to do a crossover with Chris for his Sonichen comics and Sonichu, to which Chris answers with a rather subtle "Hell No!!!". Along with this, Chris sets up a set of guidelines for Sonichu fanfiction for it to be considered canon.
  • At two points Chris berates fan-fiction of Sonichu for containing profanity, gore and violence. One needs only glance the pages of Sonichu #10 to see the glaring hypocrisy of this condemning of violence and gore.
  • Chris states that ‘countering’ the gore and violence-filled Sonichu Fan Fiction is very stressful and tiresome for him, Implying that people have been sending Chris their own versions of Sonichu, possibly in weenish attempts to recreate the events surrounding the Asperchu saga.
• At various points in this letter Chris refers to ‘we’ as ‘Christine and I’, as though ‘Jesus’ and Chris are two different people. Chris seems to have slipped further into his delusions of being Jesus and now regards Jesus and Christine as two separate entities, whist still being both of them.
• Chris states that he intends to return to 14 Branchland Court when he is released from jail. Chris does not specify how he plans on doing this, as he is already miles away from 14BC, and will likely not be allowed to be anywhere near Barb.
• Chris states that all Sonichus and all humans who are part Sonichu have the ability to ‘breathe in space like Sonic can’. Though Sonic may at one point have been depicted as being able to survive in space (look I don’t know the entire Sonic Canon off the top of my head okay?) breathing in space is impossible as space is a vacuum and there is nothing to breathe, which is clearly lost on Chris.
• Chris mentions updating his list of "commandments" since writing about them to Spamton. He also mentions how he has added about 11 other commandments, and plans to share them all in due time.
  • He shares his 15th commandment in this letter. This commandment essentially says that one should not post online unless the intent is to post constructively.
• Like with the Suitress, Chris wants to re-gain contact with both the WCT and the Praetors, requesting the both of them to send him their phone numbers.

Chris's Reponse

Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu	Richmond VA 230	[picture of a bird]
	18 Jan 2022	US POSTAGE $000.53° 18 Jan 2022 MAILED FROM ZIP CODE 22960
13021 James Madison Hwy Orange, VA 22960
	Kenneth Englehardt

① *THIS LETTER YOU MAY UPLOAD ONLINE* Yo. Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt. Firstly, I just received your letter, "A Sonichu Rebirth and makeover"; I am only going to say this one time: HELL NO!!! Also, your "Sonichu and Rosechu" are Distant Alternate Timeline and Universe; They have never exited in this timeline's set of universes, here "Including 1218; C-197, and the whole of 1c-211987), so ditch that idea of yours to the curb at present. As for the books and continuations, I , the body of your Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart, Avatar & Lord, as well as my soul partner, Jesus Christine, herself, who is presently out and working on the Greater and ultimate duties responsibilities, and matters, already have plans to go into effect post-collective shift and after I am released and returned home to the Sonichu Temple. Aside from obvious... →

...Reasons WHY we have directly, officially, and personally declared verbally and in writing that ALL Sonichu and Rosechu and Cwcville stories not manifested from our One Perspective and Experiences, as well as those of the Sonichus, Rosechus, Pokémon, Superheroes, Gods and Goddesses, and even Sonic the Hedgehog and the Super Mario Brothers and Optimus Prime along with EVERYOEN ELSE of Univer C-197, NOT CANON AT ALL with this timeline and its set and collective of universes out of the Entire Multiverse... Too many of you ALL do not comprehend or are as authentically enlightened and linked and bonded, as Christine and I are. Another obvious reason is the constant needless gore and deaths among the worst of the fanfiction writing that WE and Everyone Else have had to moderate, HEAVILY, and Counter from within C-197, itself. "STRESSED" and "TIRED" is putting it mildly. But, there ARE those among you who Actually are linked, enlightened, and all, such as Tricky who wrote "Rosechu's Story"; works like hers in quality, but Sonichu and Rosey HAVE the spikes on their backs, and heart-felt compassion is among the BEST examples.

② BUT, should you all insist, Fortunately Collaborations ARE in the future Plans, Personally. BUT, We Shall Choose, Personally, From those who try, the BEST of which and so forth. I offer guidelines: ABSOLUTELY NO "REBIRTH," "MAKEOVER," REBOOT, Nor Anything Else of the Sort. Continuations and Detail Expansions ONLY The Demographic Focus Group Shall Be between TV-Y7 and TV-14; if you would not allow anyone under 14 years old to read or view it, then it does not work. - NO Swearing or Potty Languages. - NO Gore. - Mild blood amounts, okay. - NO Deaths. - Etcetra based on the TV and ESRB Rating Guidelines - C-197 IS an Entire Universe with Multiple Planets and So Forth; It is NOT simply Just the State of Virginia, or Just the City of Cwcville or the Nation of Cwcville that it is part of. Of ALL Individuals who presently Live, Exist and Co-Exist; You Name Them, they Live on the Earth or Any other Planet throughout the Universe. On That, there is no Mobius Planet; Sonic, Sally, Christopher Thorndyke, Angel Island, and so forth ALL reside on Earth; The Original Individuals. To expand further... →

Central Virginia Regional Jail neither censored nor inspected this item therefore, Central Virginia Regional Jail does not assume responsibility for its contents.

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