Like with the Wallflower, the true identity of this person will be concealed by the CWCki, even though it is an open secret. Any reference to her identity, which includes the usage of her screen names, will be edited out. The consequences that follow from this will vary. For more information, see here.
|“||This legit sucks now. I regret everything about ever writing this. I never knew Chris was going to turn out this way back then.
I'm absolutely pissed and disgusted at him now. I'm fucking traumatized. Help me.
|The Suitress's opinion of Chris after the incest call leaks.|
|“||I HATE CHRIS CHAN I HATE CHRIS CHAN this is how I currently feel now. What I written is outdated and will be up because that was who I was back then.||”|
|Another post from the Suitress after the leaks.|
|Also known as||The Suitress|
"The Suitress" is the codename of a young autistic woman who developed a sort of crush for Chris. This codename was created out of courtesy for things that occurred to her, and for her own good. She had been set to meet with Chris during the August 2021 Everfree Northwest convention, but Chris by this point had found an alternative lover.
She was the first to leak chunks of the Incest call, although at the cost of having herself exposed by Bella's frantic attempts to shift blame off herself.
Discovery of Chris
|“||I see him as human, albeit a highly broken one.||”|
|The Suitress's thoughts on Chris after "feeling" for him.|
In order to understand her voluntary interactions with Chris, and some of the events that came with it — as perplexing and hard to understand as they are — the Suitress's discovery of Chris and her initial feelings towards him must be discussed first.
Previously living a rather normal life, the Suitress discovered Chris sometime during the start of the COVID-19 pandemic, out of boredom. She soon saw him as a means of coping with the hardships of quarantine, taking pity on him and reveling in the ways she was "not Chris". This would prove itself to be a vicious cycle that would lead to some of the events that occurred afterwards. Before finding out that Chris was having sex with his mother, the Suitress seemed to have a rather naive idea about Chris's character, seeing him as a misunderstood retard with needs she could fulfill herself; part of the reason for her crush, which stemmed from the aforementioned pity for him.
According to the Suitress, she first became aware of Chris through the Youtuber, Deadwing Dork, who would mention Chris time and time again. She claimed that she began researching him out of curiosity, first feeling disgusted by him (a feeling that would still somewhat persist), which conflicted with the crush she'd form on him later. The Suitress would later form a more serious interest in Christory in the July of 2020, watching Geno's documentary series with a friend, and reading articles from this wiki extensively. The Suitress would also claim that she would start having "feelings" towards Chris on the September of that year, which later started evolving into a full-on crush when she listened to the audio regarding Chris's date with Emily in November.
During that period, she would not long after become an active member in the CWCSphere, making fan art and posting regularly on Discords dedicated to him, along with moderating the Chris subreddit starting on January 2021 after going quiet on one of the Discords she frequented the month before. It is believed that the Suitress attempted to start talking to Chris in 2020. Her fascination with Chris would lead her to beg him to reply, even before her self-admitted crush had developed.[failed verification] These attempts at contact were made despite the Suitress having been warned several times not to do so.
Early Interactions with Chris
During her time as a Reddit mod, the Suitress discovered Chris's phone number, and she was finally able to text Chris. She used a pseudonym while talking to Chris, and also (unwisely) shared other pieces of her personal information with him.
By 15 July 2021, she and Chris were on good terms and seemed to be reciprocating feelings for each other; he recorded an audio file promising not to get upset in front of her at the Everfree Northwest convention over the MLP G5 cartoon, and said he loved her.
On 19 July 2021, Chris invited her into the Knights of CWC Discord server hosted by Sean, where Chris introduced her to Bella. The Suitress began to converse with Bella at that point, seemingly unaware of Bella's true intentions. Chris, having proposed the invite, shared the personal information the Suitress provided him to Sean, disregarding her wishes that Chris not share it with anyone else.
From what is known about the interactions between Chris and the Suitress (and some that Chris had with Bella), Chris appeared to stress the importance of "encouraging her" and "boosting her self-confidence" to find a long-term sweetheart at her college, believing himself to be some sort of mentor for her. At various points, Chris would mention being in an "open-relationship" with the Suitress and his "Lady Friend" (Barb). Chris had seemingly developed a sort of infatuation with the Suitress himself. Despite this, he had stronger feelings for Bella and already had sex with Barb by this point, indicating that the boundaries of his Love Quest had been widening, even before his incest with Barb had been discovered.
The Suitress was seemingly one of the last people that Bella recruited into her Chess Club Discord Server. There, the Suitress hadn't seem to have done anything particularly noteworthy than play games of chess and converse with Bella about their plans with Everfree Northwest. Bella also acted accepting, even supportive, of the Suitress's crush towards Chris around her, which contributed to as to why she stuck around with Bella.
The Suitress was originally going to go on a trip to the brony convention Everfree Northwest, and meet Chris there. Bella was also to attend this event, acting as a "photographer" that would photograph everything, and "bodyguard" to Chris to protect him from Jacob Sockness, as Sockness had declared plans to attend in disguise to meet with Chris. Whether or not Sockness would've actually attended the event is unconfirmed, however.
Bella, herself sexually attracted to the Suitress, had rather unnervingly claimed in Discord leaks that she planned to "steal" her from Chris to "protect" her. When Chris invited Bella to be his dance partner, he invited the Suitress at Bella's suggestion, though Bella claimed she intended to just dance with the Suitress as Bella thought her to be cute. In addition to her support for of Chris's incestuous relationship with Barb, Bella also showed support for the planned copulation between him and the Suitress in the hotel they would stay at during the event. This is most notably demonstrated in the longest leak of the incest call, where Bella talks about the Suitress being "newer in the bedroom" and encouraging Chris to "have a lot of fun with her" when they do so.
Whoever's initial idea the copulating was can only be guessed at, but the Suitress showed a willingness or agreement to engage in this activity. Regardless, Bella told Chris that as his "photographer", she'd make a slideshow of the photos and videos she was going to take of them getting "romantic". Bella had also said in a conversation with the Suitress that she was pushing Chris to have sex with her. 
After this point, Chris did not seem to show as much interest in the Suitress, focusing his desires on Bella instead. This made things more difficult for Bella; when she tried to book a room for the both herself and the Suitress, Chris kept insisting that a room be booked for both him and Bella.
The Incest Scandal
The Suitress was most certainly NOT okay with the incest. She has admitted to finding incest of any sort depraved.
|“||Well...I unleashed a moment in Christory for y'all
I don't know how I feel
|The Suitress expressing uncertainty at revealing Chris's incestuous relationship|
Bella shared with the Suitress a 4-minute leak of the incest call in private, telling her that Chris was having sex with Barb. This heavily-edited leak would only include bits of Chris's dialogue, and remove both the identities of the Suitress and Bella. The Suitress was to leak this video to the public. Bella also told the Suitress that Barb had been grooming Chris throughout his life. The Suitress came to believe this initially, and seemed to believe that she could save Chris from Barb. Additionally, the Suitress (wisely) became hesitant to continue any involvement with Chris when it became clearer to her that Bella was up to something, and that Barb probably couldn't consent.
The Suitress then asked for the full call, but was always given excuses by Bella as to why she couldn't share it with her. In order to prevent any further questioning, the Suitress was seemingly given the full call, but Bella lied to her by telling her that she already sent the full call to the police, and faked a 911 call. This was done so that the Suitress wouldn't get any authorities involved.
The Suitress then decided to make an edited, 9-minute version of these calls to share with the public. Like the first release, this version also cut out huge chunks of the original call, leaving in only Chris's and Bella's voices, and still editing out the identities of both her and Bella. She told another Discord user about this, and then sent them this leak for the user to share on Reddit. When the video got taken down for violating Youtube's Community Guidelines, a friend of the Suitress would later post the 9-minute version of the call. After Bella discovered this leak, and with the Suitress going quiet for a few days, what would then follow was a failed disinformation campaign by Bella directed towards the Suitress, in order to throw observers and Christorians off, and to avoid being discovered herself.
The Blame Game
In an attempt to avoid being doxed, Bella decided to shift all blame and potential consequences for the situation to the Suitress.
Bella manipulated Sean Walker of the Watchmen into releasing a screenshot she had falsified and to name the Suitress as his source. Sean further decided to post a video of the Suitress, linking her face to the name mentioned in the incest call and directing attention onto her. Bella also attempted to drop her name and photo on multiple websites such as 4chan as a means of doxing her.
GiBi, a YouTuber specializing in Chris-centric content, was desperate to showcase the events of the scandal as soon as possible on his YouTube channel, even if it meant collecting information from questionable sources such as Bella. Immediately accepting Bella's story that the entire scandal was the fault of the Suitress, GiBi went as far as to leak the Suitress's phone number in one of his videos for thousands to see. After being criticized for doxing someone despite having no evidence of their guilt, GiBi took the video down three hours later. He claimed that the reason the phone number was displayed was because the uploading of the video was held back by three hours, and to "allow the people discussed" - presumably referring to Bella herself - in the video to see it, in order to make sure he hadn't doxed the wrong person.
GiBi decided to upload the video a second time without removing the Suitress' phone number, spreading her personal information to even more people, but deleted that video after only two minutes for "presenting only one side". GiBi had also attempted to upload the video a third time, claiming that he would fix this mistake. However, this whole charade didn't do much other than inflict unnecessary psychological harm onto the Suitress, as by that point, it had already been made abundantly clear to everyone who was paying attention that Bella was a compulsive liar and was not to be trusted.
After GiBi leaked her phone number, already carrying the weight of her addiction towards Chris content, Chris fucking his mom, these events making headlines, Bella and Sean dropping her personal information on other websites, and now a channel she once followed engaging in Bella's attempt to frame her, the Suitress had an alleged nervous breakdown, and was put into behavioral therapy the following day. According to posts she made on the various accounts she tried to use soon afterwards, she had later developed a disliking for Chris.
The Suitress's arc can be thought of as yet another cautionary tale as to why attempting to get in contact with Chris, regardless of the motive for doing so, can and will end in utter disaster. Even after all these years, even after making the same mistake with two other gal-pals, Chris has still shown to be a frequent oversharer, and will not respect the privacy of others. Compounded with that, seeing as how Chris is already on the radar of so many people, it logically follows that being in any form associated with him will land you on that same radar as well.
- Suitress chats#The Suitress shares her Personal Information
- An archived vigyaa thread where the Suitress professes her growing attraction towards Chris.
- Suitress describing her experience during COVID-19
- In Chris' Red vs. Blue Reaction Livestreams, the Suitress tried to get Chris' attention.
- The Suitress texts#The Suitress shares her Personal Information
- Chris and The Suitress videos#Promise not to throw a tantrum
- A DM between Chris and Sean where they talk about inviting the Suitress.
- Sean Walker Discord DMs#Everfree security
- https://www.reddit.com/r/Kidasuna/comments/ocsgyf/going_to_ever_free/ (Archive)
- Bella simping over the Suitress
- Bella planning to "steal" the Suitress.
- Incest call#Fourth Leak
- The Suitress texts#Call preparation"
- Discord posts where the Suitress admits to finding incest depraved.
- Suitress chats#Second Suitress Leak
- Reddit post where the Suitress expresses shock at the incest.
- Suitress chats#"I'm kinda scared"
- Fake 911 Call
- Full HTML file of the "Regarding Chris" chat hosted at Kiwi Farms. Starting at 31-Jul-21 03:49 PM timestamp
- A Kiwi Farms post from Sean
- Timestamp between uploads.
- Gibi on an upload delay.
- GiBi's third upload attempt.