Note on Credibility:
The subject of this article has been deemed to be an unreliable narrator for the following reasons:
Like with the Wallflower, the true identity of this person will be concealed by the CWCki, even though it is an open secret. Any references to her identity, which includes the usage of her screen names, will be edited out. The consequences that follow from this will vary. For more information, see here.
|“||This legit sucks now. I regret everything about ever writing this. I never knew Chris was going to turn out this way back then.
I'm absolutely pissed and disgusted at him now. I'm fucking traumatized. Help me.
|The Suitress's opinion of Chris after the incest call leaks.|
I HATE CHRIS CHAN I HATE CHRIS CHAN
|Another post from the Suitress after the leaks.|
|Also known as||The Suitress|
The Everfree Suitress
"The Suitress" is the codename of the heiress of Megan Schroeder and The Wallflower, a young autistic woman who developed a sort of genuine, self-admitted crush for Chris. This codename was created out of courtesy for things that occurred to her after interacting with Chris, and for her own good.
She had begun contact with Chris via text sometime after discovering his phone number on Reddit, and have been interacting with him via text and live video in secret. She had also been set to meet with Chris during the August 2021 Everfree Northwest convention. Prior to all of this, the Suitress was an active and well-known member of the CWCsphere, producing loads of fanart regarding Chris, even temporarily moderating a sub-reddit dedicated to him.
At one point, the Suitress had been introduced to Bella after Chris invited her to a Watchmen server. From there, when Bella told her about Chris's affair with his mother, the Suitress had initiated the leaks of chunks of the Incest call, although leaking Bella's voice without her permission. Bella attempted to frame the Suitress as being the voice in the call in her frantic attempts to avoid being outed.
Discovery of Chris
|“||I see him as human, albeit a highly broken one.||”|
|The Suitress's thoughts on Chris after "feeling" for him.|
In order to understand her voluntary interactions with Chris, and some of the events that came with it — as perplexing and hard to understand as they are — the Suitress's discovery of Chris and her initial feelings towards him must be discussed first.
Previously living a rather normal life, the Suitress discovered Chris sometime during the start of the COVID-19 pandemic, out of boredom. She soon saw him as a means of coping with the hardships of quarantine, taking pity on him and reveling in the ways she was "not Chris". This would prove itself to be a vicious cycle that would lead to some of the events that occurred afterwards. Before finding out that Chris was having sex with his mother, the Suitress seemed to have had complicated feelings towards Chris's character, seeing him as a broken person with needs she could fulfill herself; part of the reason for her crush, which stemmed from the aforementioned pity for him; whilst also finding him deplorable.
According to the Suitress, she first became aware of Chris through the Youtuber, Deadwing Dork, who would mention Chris time and time again. She claimed that she began researching him out of curiosity, first feeling disgusted by him, a feeling that would still persist and conflict with the crush she'd form on him later. The Suitress would later form a more serious interest in Christory in the July of 2020, watching Geno's documentary series with a friend, and reading articles from this wiki extensively. The Suitress would also claim that she would start having "feelings" towards Chris on the September of that year, which later started evolving into a full-on crush when she listened to the audio regarding Chris's date with Emily in November.
During that period, she would not long after become an active member in the CWCSphere, making fan art and posting regularly on Discords dedicated to him, along with moderating the Chris subreddit starting on January 2021 after going quiet on one of the Discords she frequented the month before.  [failed verification] These attempts at contact were made despite the Suitress having been warned hundreds of times not to do so.
Early Interactions with Chris
During her time as a Reddit mod, the Suitress discovered Chris's phone number, and she was finally able to text Chris sometime afterwards. She used a pseudonym while talking to Chris, and also shared other pieces of her personal information with him.
By 15 July 2021, she and Chris were on good terms and seemed to be reciprocating feelings for each other; he recorded an audio file promising not to get upset in front of her at the Everfree Northwest convention over the MLP G5 cartoon, and said he loved her.
On 19 July 2021, Chris invited her into the Knights of CWC Discord server hosted by Sean, where Chris introduced her to Bella. The Suitress began to converse with Bella at that point, seemingly unaware Bella wished to date her at Everfree Northwest. Chris, having proposed the invite, shared the personal information the Suitress provided him to Sean, disregarding her wishes that Chris not share it with anyone else.
From what is known about the interactions between Chris and the Suitress (and some that Chris had with Bella), Chris appeared to stress the importance of "encouraging her" and "boosting her self-confidence" to find a long-term sweetheart at her college, believing himself to be some sort of mentor for her. At various points, Chris would mention being in an "open-relationship" with the Suitress and his "Lady Friend" (Barb). Chris had seemingly developed a sort of infatuation with the Suitress himself. Despite this, he had stronger feelings for Bella and already had sex with Barb by this point, indicating that the boundaries of his Love Quest had been widening, even before his incest with Barb had been discovered.
The Suitress would also have been set to meet Chris at the convention Everfree Northwest.
Below is a series of pictures that Chris had sent to the Suitress while they interacted.
Interactions with the Watchmen
The Suitress was an "untrusted guest" in The Knights of CWC server.
Interactions with Bella
TTU Chess Club invite
The earliest known interaction between Bella and the Suitress occurred on 19 July 2021. After being invited to the Knights of CWC server run by Sean Walker, Bella would invite her and Chris to her Chess Club Discord. The Suitress was seemingly one of the last people that Bella invited into her Chess Club Discord Server. There, the Suitress hadn't seem to have done anything particularly noteworthy than play games of chess and converse with Bella about their plans with Everfree Northwest.
Below is their first conversation. The Suitress's messages are reperesented in magenta, and Bella's are represented in orange.
|Joined the server|
|<CENSORED> hey i don't believe we chatted yet in the other server
u wanna play a game of chess when im done with @Griffit?
I was a bit busy
|ah its cool, nice to meet u|
|I wonder if @CWCSonichu1982 is knowledgeable in chess|
|we used to play alot|
|Yeah, I'm going to the Bronycon in Everfree|
|but i could only do it on sms with my iphone but i lost my phone so i invited her over here bc i can|
|oh wow its like that now?|
|It's on August 13
CWC is coming to Bronycon too
|ohhh that one im going to lol i was confused sorry
yeah im coming as her bodyguard
i might be her roommate im not sure yet, but ill bring us games to play
|Christine told me that she was going to have people guarding us|
if u need anything lmk then im here to help u feel safe
The Incest Scandal
|“||Well...I unleashed a moment in Christory for y'all
I don't know how I feel
|The Suitress expressing uncertainty at revealing Chris's incestuous relationship|
On the night of 29 July 2021, Bella shared with the Suitress an edited 9-minute clip of the full 4-hour incest call in private, telling her that Chris was having sex with Barb. Some time later, the Suitress would share a further edited version of this call, which cut out most of Bella's dialogue, on a separate Discord server, which would later be uploaded onto Youtube.
When people doubted the authenticity of the leak, the Suitress would then share the entire 9-minute clip she was given, which also had Bella's voice on it, on the same server without her permission. The leak would soon after be uploaded by two different users onto both Reddit and Youtube respectively.
The Suitress then at one point asked for the full call, but was always given excuses by Bella as to why she couldn't share it with her, including that her phone would "record randomly". Bella was also evidently irritated by the Suitress leaking the 9-minute audio.
The Blame Game
In an attempt to avoid being doxed, Bella decided to shift all blame and potential consequences for the situation to the Suitress.
Bella manipulated The WCT of the Watchmen into releasing a screenshot she had falsified and to name the Suitress as his source. WCT further decided to post a TikTok video of the Suitress, linking her face to the name mentioned in the incest call and directing attention onto her.
Bella also attempted to dox the Suitress repeatedly by dropping her full name and photo on multiple websites such as 4chan, while also claiming that she was dating Chris despite her distancing herself from the situation by that point. On several Discord chats and on Kiwi Farms, Bella would also claim that the Suitress was a minor and that Chris was aware of this, despite the Suitress actually being a young adult. Bella would also attempt to distance herself away from the "Kelly Osborne" and "Bella" codenames she was using at the time, and directed them towards the Suitress, as well as a made-up person, "Billy Sawyer" respectively.
After GiBi leaked her phone number, already carrying the weight of her addiction towards Chris content, Chris fucking his mom, these events making headlines, Bella and Sean dropping her personal information on other websites, and now a channel she once followed engaging in Bella's attempt to frame her, the Suitress had an alleged nervous breakdown, and was hospitalized the following day.
According to posts she made on the various accounts she tried to use soon afterwards, she had later developed a disliking for Chris. In a letter sent from a fan, Chris admits that he still has a desire to reach out to her, but was able to do so through astral projection in order to "heal" and "help" her from a perceived emotional low.
The Suitress's arc can be thought of as yet another cautionary tale as to why attempting to get in contact with Chris, regardless of the motive for doing so, can and will end in utter disaster. Even after all these years, even after making the same mistake with two other gal-pals, Chris has still shown to be a frequent oversharer, and will not respect the privacy of others. Compounded with that, seeing as how Chris is already on the radar of so many people, it logically follows that being in any form associated with him will land you on that same radar as well.
- Suitress chats#Dating Advice
I have a full-blown crush on CWC and I feel absolutely insane(archived). vigyaa.
- Incest fallout chat leaks#Bella discusses incest news leak
- u/[deleted] (the Suitress). Thank you, Chris (archived). r/ChrisChanSonichu.
- In Chris' Red vs. Blue Reaction Livestreams, the Suitress tried to get Chris' attention.
- Chris and The Suitress videos#Promise not to throw a tantrum
- A DM between Chris and Sean where they talk about inviting the Suitress.
- Bella Chats#The Selected Few
- Incest Call
- A discord chat where Bella confirms sending the Suitress the 9-minute leak.
- Full HTML file of the "Regarding Chris" chat hosted at Kiwi Farms. Starting at 31-Jul-21 03:49 PM timestamp
- A Kiwi Farms post from Psychic Espeon aka The WCT
- Bella lies about the Suitress's age
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|Coinciding Sagas: Jacob, Incest|
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