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(I don't think he uses this constantly because it's clever, it might be because he's trying to be specific, as opposed to "sweetheart from the get go" or something like that.)
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[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]] is a [[CWC-ism]] [[Chris]] uses to explain the type of woman he wants, because apparently a girlfriend isn't a [[sweetheart]] and he has to teach her how to be his "sweetheart".  
'''Sweetheart from the Ground-Up''' is a [[CWC-ism]] [[Chris]] uses to explain the type of woman he wants, because apparently a girlfriend isn't a [[sweetheart]] and he has to teach her how to be his "sweetheart".  


Although his meaning with this phrase is that he wants a [[gal pal]] who will eventually become a sweetheart,<ref>[[Mumble 4]], ~32 minutes in</ref> to all other human beings it sounds like he wants to chain a young woman in his basement and brainwash her into loving him. To the insane scientists among us, it sounds like he wants to reanimate all of his old coffee grounds in his basement laboratory, and then, Pygmalion-like, begin a romantic relationship with them. This is one of thousands of reasons why non-inflatable women won't touch him.
Although his meaning with this phrase is that he wants a [[gal pal]] who will eventually become a sweetheart,<ref>[[Mumble 4]], ~32 minutes in</ref> to all other human beings it sounds like he wants to chain a young woman in his basement and brainwash her into loving him. To the insane scientists among us, it sounds like he wants to reanimate all of his old coffee grounds in his basement laboratory, and then, Pygmalion-like, begin a romantic relationship with them. This is one of thousands of reasons why non-inflatable women won't touch him.


It's also worth noting that he did say he was searching for a Sweetheart From The Ground-Up in several of his [[Attraction_sign|Attraction signs]]. Considering the entire point of said signs is to find a girlfriend, not a regular gal-pal, his usage here conflicts with his given definition of the term. However, it is unlikely that he intends the phrase to have multiple meanings, but rather that he's simply too retarded to understand that a complete stranger can't be a great friend at the same time.
It's also worth noting that he did say he was searching for a Sweetheart From The Ground-Up in several of his [[attraction sign]]s. Considering the entire point of said signs is to find a girlfriend, not a regular gal-pal, his usage here conflicts with his given definition of the term. However, it is unlikely that he intends the phrase to have multiple meanings, but rather that he's simply too retarded to understand that a complete stranger can't be a great friend at the same time.


==See also==
==See also==

Revision as of 00:32, 31 January 2010

Sweetheart from the Ground-Up is a CWC-ism Chris uses to explain the type of woman he wants, because apparently a girlfriend isn't a sweetheart and he has to teach her how to be his "sweetheart".

Although his meaning with this phrase is that he wants a gal pal who will eventually become a sweetheart,[1] to all other human beings it sounds like he wants to chain a young woman in his basement and brainwash her into loving him. To the insane scientists among us, it sounds like he wants to reanimate all of his old coffee grounds in his basement laboratory, and then, Pygmalion-like, begin a romantic relationship with them. This is one of thousands of reasons why non-inflatable women won't touch him.

It's also worth noting that he did say he was searching for a Sweetheart From The Ground-Up in several of his attraction signs. Considering the entire point of said signs is to find a girlfriend, not a regular gal-pal, his usage here conflicts with his given definition of the term. However, it is unlikely that he intends the phrase to have multiple meanings, but rather that he's simply too retarded to understand that a complete stranger can't be a great friend at the same time.

See also

Sauces

  1. Mumble 4, ~32 minutes in
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