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[[Chris]], for various reasons, has lived in various | [[Chris]], for various reasons, has lived in various '''homes''' in his life. | ||
Chris has lived all his life in the state of Virginia, leaving only to visit other parts of the United States on a few brief occasions. We all know that [[Virginia is for Virgins]]. | Chris has lived all his life in the state of Virginia, leaving only to visit other parts of the United States on a few brief occasions. We all know that [[Virginia is for Virgins]]. | ||
Revision as of 16:23, 1 April 2010
Chris, for various reasons, has lived in various homes in his life.
Chris has lived all his life in the state of Virginia, leaving only to visit other parts of the United States on a few brief occasions. We all know that Virginia is for Virgins.
Specifically, Chris lives in Ruckersville, a bumfuck town in the middle of nowhere, inhabited by people similar to Bob Chandler. During most of his teenage years, he lived in a nearly identical suburb outside Richmond, around 75 miles away, although his family later decided to return to Ruckersville after Chris finished high school.
Richmond
Richmond is the capital of Virginia (and former capital of the Confederate States of America). Chesterfield County is just southwest of Richmond. Chris and his parents lived in this area from 1989 to 2000.
Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments
The Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments, actually called Cloverleaf Lake Apartments, are a set of apartments in Richmond where the Chandler family lived from 1992 to 1995.
Surrywood Subdivision
The Surrywood Subdivision is an area of Richmond where the Chandlers lived from 1995 to 1996.
Newberry Towne Subdivision
The Newberry Towne Subdivision is an area in Chesterfield County[1] where the Chandlers lived from 1996 to 2000, Chris's high school years.
According to Chris, the neighbors spread rumors about his family.[2] Until proven otherwise, this is the reason they moved back to Ruckersville, but Chris has never satisfactorily explained what these rumors specifically were.
The Chandler family moved back to Ruckersville at the end of Chris's senior year.
Ruckersville
The Chandlers reside at 14 Branchland Court.
Chris and other states
Chris has never left the state of Virginia, save for a trip to California for his brother's birthday, and his ill-fated road trip to Ohio to visit Julie. As a result, he has a very closed-minded view of other states. He automatically assumes that 18 is the age of consent in all states. Chris also seems to believe that all states share the same culture as his ass-backward retarded "Southern" home.
Gallery
Notes on former homes
Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments
Surrywood
Newberry Towne
Sources
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