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[[Image:Gamestop.jpg|thumb|A typical GameStop store.]]
[[Image:Gamestop.jpg|thumb|A typical GameStop store.]]
[[Image:SchuGameStop.jpg|thumb|left|What typically happens outside of a GameStop store.]]
[[Image:SchuGameStop.jpg|thumb|What typically happens outside of a GameStop store.]]


'''GameStop''' is a large American video game store chain from which [[Chris]] buys his consoles and [[video games]].   
'''GameStop''' is a large [[video game]] store chain from which [[Chris]] buys his consoles and games.   


In 2008 Chris won $400 in the [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes]] GameStop ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' contest after an uncoordinated [[troll]] attack backfired. He over half of the money on himself and the rest his church congregation.
In [[2008]], Chris won $400 in the [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes]] GameStop ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' contest after an uncoordinated [[troll]] attack backfired. He spent over half of the money on himself and gave the rest to [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|his church congregation]].


Chris also supposedly met [[Chloe]] there while the two of them were preordering ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]''.
Chris also supposedly met [[Chloe]] there while the two of them were preordering ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]''.


==Summer 2009 Sighting==
==2009 Sighting==


On 23 November 2009, a post was made on a [http://www.the-nextlevel.com/tnl/threads/54444-CWC-Chris-Chan?p=1064427996#post1064427996 gaming forum] by a GameStop employee named Angel. The post documented a real life encounter with Chris, and contained 4 attached images of the encounter.
On 23 [[November 2009]], a post was made on a gaming forum by a GameStop employee<ref>[http://www.the-nextlevel.com/tnl/threads/54444-CWC-Chris-Chan?p=1064427996#post1064427996]</ref>. The post documented a real life encounter with Chris, and contained four images of the encounter.


Angel had some knowledge of who Chris was prior to this meeting, thanks to Chris's ED page. Angel also made a wager with a [[gal pal]] that if he was to ever take a picture with Chris, she and Angel would have to get married. The gal pal accepted this challenge.
Angel had some knowledge of who Chris was prior to this meeting, thanks to Chris's [[ED]] page. Angel also made a wager with a [[gal-pal]] that if he was to ever take a picture with Chris, she and Angel would have to get married. The gal pal accepted this challenge.


Angel's forum post:
Angel's forum post:
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{{quotebox|Pic 1: Don't the teen affectations, I hadda do the duck lips and peace sign as part of the wedding bet, oh, I had to touch him also.
{{quotebox|Pic 1: Don't the teen affectations, I hadda do the duck lips and peace sign as part of the wedding bet, oh, I had to touch him also.


Pic 2: Sonichu Shrinkey Dinks, bitches, copywritten and all.
Pic 2: [[Sonichu]] Shrinkey Dinks, bitches, copywritten and all.


Pic 3: Siggy, I need to get an extra for my fiance, but it needs to be personalized and say "love" at least once.
Pic 3: Siggy, I need to get an extra for my fiance, but it needs to be personalized and say "love" at least once.
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Pic 4: His card.
Pic 4: His card.


Basically, I've known this girl since she was 12, we discovered him sometime earlier this year and after some creative googling, I discovered he was a local. Then I started to remember him from The Game Place on Fridays, Pokemon night--easier to find an unattached girl when she's only 9, I guess. I told my friend and she accused me of lying, so we made a bet, her idea, her hand, for my pic with him.
Basically, I've known this girl since she was 12, we discovered him sometime earlier this year and after some creative googling, I discovered he was a local. Then I started to remember him from [[The Game Place]] on Fridays, [[Pokemon]] night--easier to find an [[Boyfriend-free girl|unattached girl]] when she's [[Pedofork|only 9]], I guess. I told my friend and she accused me of lying, so we made a bet, her idea, her hand, for my pic with him.


Everyone at the store, hell the whole GameStop corporation, knows this guy, he's a bottomless pit of lulz for us, which I'll share soon. Oddly they didn't know about the orange soda and semen drinking. Anyhow, Once the deal was made, I swore everyone in the store to calling me once he shows. A month or so back, he showed up at the GH5 contest blood drive and I was working.
Everyone at the store, hell the whole GameStop corporation, knows this guy, he's a bottomless pit of lulz for us, which I'll share soon. Oddly they didn't know about the orange soda and semen drinking. Anyhow, Once the deal was made, I swore everyone in the store to calling me once he shows. A month or so back, he showed up at the GH5 contest blood drive and I was working.


I motion to Kyle to stop him from walking out the door because I was busy and Kyle pussied out, so I yelled out "I-is that... Sonichu?" he did a 180 so fast there was a sonic boom and immediately made for me. He started talking to me about that shitty comic of his, and I hadda pretend to be into it. But I got my pic and my wife. I'll post pics of her at some point, if she says yes to it.}}
I motion to Kyle to stop him from walking out the door because I was busy and Kyle pussied out, so I yelled out "I-is that... Sonichu?" he did a 180 so fast there was a sonic boom and immediately made for me. He started talking to me about that shitty comic of his, and I hadda pretend to be into it. But I got my pic and my wife. I'll post pics of her at some point, if she says yes to it.}}


==GameStop pictures==
==GameStop pictures==

Revision as of 19:31, 15 November 2010

File:Gamestop.jpg
A typical GameStop store.
What typically happens outside of a GameStop store.

GameStop is a large video game store chain from which Chris buys his consoles and games.

In 2008, Chris won $400 in the GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes GameStop Guitar Hero contest after an uncoordinated troll attack backfired. He spent over half of the money on himself and gave the rest to his church congregation.

Chris also supposedly met Chloe there while the two of them were preordering LittleBigPlanet.

2009 Sighting

On 23 November 2009, a post was made on a gaming forum by a GameStop employee[1]. The post documented a real life encounter with Chris, and contained four images of the encounter.

Angel had some knowledge of who Chris was prior to this meeting, thanks to Chris's ED page. Angel also made a wager with a gal-pal that if he was to ever take a picture with Chris, she and Angel would have to get married. The gal pal accepted this challenge.

Angel's forum post:

Pic 1: Don't the teen affectations, I hadda do the duck lips and peace sign as part of the wedding bet, oh, I had to touch him also.

Pic 2: Sonichu Shrinkey Dinks, bitches, copywritten and all.

Pic 3: Siggy, I need to get an extra for my fiance, but it needs to be personalized and say "love" at least once.

Pic 4: His card.

Basically, I've known this girl since she was 12, we discovered him sometime earlier this year and after some creative googling, I discovered he was a local. Then I started to remember him from The Game Place on Fridays, Pokemon night--easier to find an unattached girl when she's only 9, I guess. I told my friend and she accused me of lying, so we made a bet, her idea, her hand, for my pic with him.

Everyone at the store, hell the whole GameStop corporation, knows this guy, he's a bottomless pit of lulz for us, which I'll share soon. Oddly they didn't know about the orange soda and semen drinking. Anyhow, Once the deal was made, I swore everyone in the store to calling me once he shows. A month or so back, he showed up at the GH5 contest blood drive and I was working.

I motion to Kyle to stop him from walking out the door because I was busy and Kyle pussied out, so I yelled out "I-is that... Sonichu?" he did a 180 so fast there was a sonic boom and immediately made for me. He started talking to me about that shitty comic of his, and I hadda pretend to be into it. But I got my pic and my wife. I'll post pics of her at some point, if she says yes to it.

GameStop pictures

The places of Chris's life

Chris's homes: 14 Branchland Court (Chris's room | Chris's kitchen | Yard | 2014 house fire) | Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments | Surreywood Subdivision | Newberry Towne Subdivision | Rental House | Regency Inn Richmond | Central Virginia Regional Jail | Western State Hospital | Big Island house

Chris's education: Greene County Primary School | James Madison University | Providence Middle School | Nathanael Greene Elementary School | Manchester High School | Piedmont Virginia Community College (not to be confused with Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens)

Chris's churches: Grace Baptist Church | Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church

Chris's jobs: Cutco Cutlery | Wendy's | Books-a-million | Toys “R” Us | Sonichu Entertainment of America

Other attraction locations: University of Virginia | Charlottesville Fashion Square (Abercrombie & Fitch | Chick-fil-A | Pac Sun | Starbucks) | Wal-Mart (McDonald's) | Target | The GAMe PLACe | Impulse Gay Social-Club | Fridays After Five

Conventions: Animate! Raleigh | Anime Mid-Atlantic | BronyCon (2017 • 2018 • 2019) | MAGfest | OmegaCon | TooManyGames

Other places Chris has visited: Anytime Fitness | Best Buy | Burger King | Country Cookin | "Create-a-Crear Workshop" | Cville Pride | The End Games | GameStop | Golden Corral | McIntire Park | Region Ten | Snooky's Pawn Shop | Taco Bell


Cities of the World: Albemarle County (Advance Mills) | Bedford County (Big Island) | Charlottesville | Chesterfield County (Midlothian) | Greene County (Barboursville | Ruckersville | Stanardsville) | Harrisonburg | Lynchburg | Richmond

Countries of the World: Australia | Australatina | China | Confederate States | England | Finland | Germany | Italy | Iraq | Japan | Mexico | Molvanîa | Niger | Spain | Russia | United States (California | District of Columbia | Maryland | North Carolina | Ohio | Pennsylvania | Texas | Virginia | Washington)

Extra-terrestrial locations: Dimensions | The Moon | The Sun


Map of Chris's World