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Hmm... | Hmm...apparently, my, uh, heed of warning towards Vivian has gone unheard or otherwise [''holds up [[claw]]''] ''she did not realize the fury of my'' '''[[Chris and anger|WRATH]]'''...and she has done [[Audiobooks|a terrible deed]]. So, let's begin with a [''lowers voice''] ''visual aid''. [''bends down''] Stop me if you have not seen '''THIS''' before! [''Chris picks up and displays a grass stain-covered sign reading "Encyclopedia Dramatica - ♥ [[Jimmy Hill]]''] [[For Julie's Eyes Only|Unhhhg]]! | ||
Nnyergh! Now watch what I will do with this as I will ''do'' to Vivian Gee if she does not sss- take down every last one of her videos ''and'' closes her YouTube account! [''Chris | Nnyergh! Now watch what I will do with this as I will ''do'' to Vivian Gee if she does not sss--take down every last one of her videos ''and'' closes her YouTube account! [''Chris pulls the sign in half, and bangs the wooden stakes together before bending them. At one point he seems to try to snap the wood, but after a moment of effort thinks better of it. He then proceeds to stab what is left of the sign.''] | ||
[''Picks up a [[clown doll]]''] This is for [[Clyde Cash]] to every last one of his [[Ryan Cash|family members]] '''INCLUDING''' his cousin Vivian! [''Repeatedly jabs the doll with one of the wooden stakes, before raising it to his mouth and biting its hat off; he then tosses it to one side | [''Picks up a [[clown doll]]''] This is for [[Clyde Cash]] to every last one of his [[Ryan Cash|family members]] '''INCLUDING''' his cousin Vivian! [''Repeatedly jabs the doll with one of the wooden stakes, before raising it to his mouth and biting its hat off; he then tosses it to one side''] | ||
'''GRRR....RARRRAAAARRGGHH!! GRRRRRRRRRARGH!!!''' | '''GRRR....RARRRAAAARRGGHH!! GRRRRRRRRRARGH!!!''' | ||
[''Jump cut''] | [''Jump cut to a sudden close up of Chris's eyes. He grunts, mechanical-sounding.''] Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. [''Practically swallows the camera, showing off his bared, saliva-stained [[fangs]]''] | ||
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==See also== | ==See also== | ||
Revision as of 22:07, 8 February 2015
The "Sign Destruction Video", or "09062009", is a 6 September 2009 video showing Chris in a rage, violently tearing up the sign that trolls left on his front lawn on Halloween 2008. He does this as a death threat against Vivian Gee and her family, including Clyde Cash, although it's not certain as to whether he meant actually killing them, or simply poking them with wooden sticks and biting their hats off. It's obvious that Chris was rattled by the sign, as he kept it for ten months before destroying it.
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WARNING! This video features high levels of Tard Rage. |
| Sign Destruction Video | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 6 September 2009 |
| Subject Matter |  Power,  Violence
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| Performance Style |  Rage
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| Shirt |  The Classic Short Sleeve
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous 4 September 2009 |
next 10 September 2009 |
Transcript
Hmm...apparently, my, uh, heed of warning towards Vivian has gone unheard or otherwise [holds up claw] she did not realize the fury of my WRATH...and she has done a terrible deed. So, let's begin with a [lowers voice] visual aid. [bends down] Stop me if you have not seen THIS before! [Chris picks up and displays a grass stain-covered sign reading "Encyclopedia Dramatica - ♥ Jimmy Hill] Unhhhg!
Nnyergh! Now watch what I will do with this as I will do to Vivian Gee if she does not sss--take down every last one of her videos and closes her YouTube account! [Chris pulls the sign in half, and bangs the wooden stakes together before bending them. At one point he seems to try to snap the wood, but after a moment of effort thinks better of it. He then proceeds to stab what is left of the sign.]
[Picks up a clown doll] This is for Clyde Cash to every last one of his family members INCLUDING his cousin Vivian! [Repeatedly jabs the doll with one of the wooden stakes, before raising it to his mouth and biting its hat off; he then tosses it to one side]
GRRR....RARRRAAAARRGGHH!! GRRRRRRRRRARGH!!!
[Jump cut to a sudden close up of Chris's eyes. He grunts, mechanical-sounding.] Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. [Practically swallows the camera, showing off his bared, saliva-stained fangs]
GHRAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGH--
See also
| ⇐ 4 September 2009 | Chris's videos | 10 September 2009 ⇒ |