Autism

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“	I'm POSSIBLY retarded...	”
Chris-chan on his autism, Mumble chat 23 February 2009

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Bionic the Hedgehog "conquering" autism. WINDMILLS DON'T WORK THAT WAY, Chris.

Autism is a spectrum of neurological disorders involving the impairment of social interaction and communication. Informally, autism may be subdivided into separate classifications based on the intelligence and degree of function the autistic individual possesses, although these subdivisions are not recognized by the DSM-IV-TR or the ICD-10. Christian Weston Chandler has built much of his identity around having high-functioning autism (HFA), a diagnosis which is vaguely defined as being of average intelligence and very nearly neurotypical (non-autistic). As such, he tries to have it both ways--you can't blame him for his shortcomings because he has autism, but you can't treat him like he's mentally handicapped because he's high-functioning and therefore nearly normal. He perceives bias against autistic people everywhere, and assumes anyone opposing his will hates him for his mental condition and are playing "everyone's favorite game, Kick the Autistic."

Many trolls dispute the exact diagnosis of Chris's mental condition, on the basis that Chris's observed behavior is inconsistent with various autistic people. CWC-related forums have seen numerous testimonials about people who are undeniably autistic but nowhere near the fuck-up Chris has turned out to be, and in general these forums do no consider Chris to be an example of what all autistic people are like. Many autistic people are indeed able to learn social skills to some small degree in the context of intellectual learning. Some can even come off as being completely neurotypical. This is because they have come to realize that, while they believe "normal" behavior has a tenuous definition, they must adapt to others' expectations of what's acceptable if they wish to succeed in life. Chris, however, appears to demonstrate a willful ignorance of this, expecting others to not only understand his ridiculous idiosyncrasies in the first place (e.g, his attraction sign, CWC-isms, etc), but to also accept them.

Asperger's syndrome is social disorder that is considered to fall within the autism spectrum, and is considered to be very similar to high-functioning autism, if not the same thing. Chris in particular is easily offended by the suggestion that Asperger's syndrome is even remotely connected to autism, referring to it as a disorder that affects the memory of the affected individual. He most likely is thinking (If he is thinking at all) of Alzheimer's disease when he says this, as they are both derived from German/Austrian names and Chris is a fucking idiot.

Origin

Chris at war with autism. Too bad you can't fight cannons with fangs.

It is not currently clear exactly how he came to be diagnosed as "autistic", other than that he was diagnosed at the age of 6, receives government disability checks (his "monthly tugboat") for this mental disability, and has been using his condition as a crutch from almost day one of his diagnosis.

According to Chris, his autism manifested when he was locked in his room by a babysitter. After bawwwing for hours, he emerged from his lair unable to talk, which Chris says was when "God put the mute button on me."

Feel free to put it back, my Lord.

Autism cured?

In a moment that is sure to shock the mental health community, Chris confided in his gal pal Sarah May that, as of 04 March 2009, he has overcome his autism once and for all:

Christopher C.W.C.: I'm not going to blame it on my autism; I have realized that I am over that now.

Sarah May: Over what?

Sarah May: Over your autism?

Christopher C.W.C.: yes

Sarah May: . . .

Christopher C.W.C.: anyway, what is it that you want to do?

Sarah May: Christian

Sarah May: Are you serious?

Sarah May: Autism is not influenza

Sarah May: You don't 'get over it'

Christopher C.W.C.: I've broken out of my autistic shell, and I am better able to socialize in public, with the past practices online.

Chris claims during the same chat that he may not be making sense due to a virus, so he may later retract this. Fortunately, Chris has discovered that stress is a more socially popular scapegoat for his personal shortcomings (of course, people learn to manage stress but what do you expect?).

As of May 2009, Chris seems to have regained Autism and is back to blaming it for all his problems, seemingly believing that Autism is as easy to shake/regain as the common flu.

Things Chris has blamed on his autism

Everything.

What other aspies think of Chris

• Aspies For Freedom thread where Chris or someone pretending to be Chris asks for help against ED. The aspies offer the usual advice of ignoring the trolls.

• Aspies For Freedom thread where someone asks about Chris, but everyone else just wants to avoid the drama. A few of them realize that what ED says is true even though it may be a hate site. Apparently, previous drama involving Chris led them to disable registration.

• Wrong Planet thread where reading about Chris has motivated some autistics and aspies to not become like him. One of them wants Chris to kill himself.

• An autistic guy calls Chris "the worst human being to ever exist from God's green earth."

See Also

• Kick the Autistic
• Stress
• A-U-T-ISM