Son-Chu

When you see it, you'll shit bricks

Son-Chu (aka The Sonichu Mobile) is Chris's 1994 Ford Escort.

This "man" has a license to drive a 3-ton murder weapon on public roads. Note the Handicapped parking tag in the wind-shield, perhaps because they give those out to people that are mentally retarded or it's for his parents.

The Department of Motor Vehicles has yet to release an apology for the grievous lapse in judgment that constituted actually giving Christian a license.

Backstory

Since Chris jerks off to Transformers, he pretends that his car is a Transformer named Son-Chu, "Proud Autobot Leader of the Cwcville, Virginia Autobot Squad; he is also is my Cool Sportin', Escortin' Car." From the CWCipedia:

My Car is the Quick-Footed, well-armored '94 Escort; his name is Son-Chu. Dark Blue as Vehicle; he holds BatteryBlue/Yellow Combination Colors and Strong Personality under his hood. He has his Plasma Pistol/Energon Sword and Roof-Shield, and when Decepti-Clones attack, he is the First to Show up to the Party and leading the Cwcville Autobot Defense Squad. When I'm not in the driver's seat, and he has to make his way to the fight, he projects my image in the Driver's Seat for the sake of his disguise. Transformation Details: His Roof comes off his vehicle mode to make his Shield. His hood pops off to transform into his Plasma Pistol/Energon Sword. Stay Tuned to watch his Transformation in a few days.

Vanity Plate

The plate reads "SONICHU", thusly ensuring no back-seat poontang for Chris. Ever.

Gallery

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  Side profile of the car. Honor roll my ass.

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  The vanity plate, IRL (notice the autism and The GAMe PLACe bumper stickers along with a PVCC license plate frame).

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  The vanity plate, as seen from the comic

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  Much like James Bond, Chris also has a license to kill (though through his ineptitude in operating a 3-ton mobile weapon)

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  The car in Transformer mode.

See Also

• Hot Wheels

For Truth and Honesty, see the archived CWCipedia page on Son-Chu