Laughs Under Lucricities
| “ | ... your bully of a boyfriend is the Original Author of the "Chris-chan" page that was put up there for the "LULZ", "Laughs Under Lucricities". Which I don't have to tell you is not only mean and cruel, the page is HORRIBLE | ” |
| Chris-Chan, graciously translating his own disorientating spacker-speak for Kathleen.[1] | ||
| “ | I am a stressed homeboy imprisoned in lulz | ” |
| Lyrics in (Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise | ||
Laughs Under Lucricities, also referred to as Laughs Under Lucrativeness[2] and Laughs Under Lucridicities,[3] is a backronym that Chris coined for the ubiquitous internet slang "lulz." Broadly, Laughs Under Lucricities refers to any humor generated at Chris's expense and therefore completely reprehensible as far as he is concerned.
The term is a prime example of just how tenuous a grasp Chris has over the English language, given that even if "lucricities" were a word, the phrase would still make little sense in isolation. As well, it is a demonstration of how Chris fails the interwebs, not knowing that his very speech is like feeding a troll some delicious cake. [4][5] Perhaps Chris was going for some variation on "lucrative", but trolls don't actually make money on their schemes, unless they're lucky enough to get Clyde Cash to sponsor them. Nonetheless, given the context in which it was used (see above quote) and Chris's considerable history of suffering at the hands of the interwebs, the meaning of this garbled Bushism rings surprisingly clear.
A related term is "lucrid", a word Sir Dumbass has used variously,[6][7] despite that fact that it is nowhere to be found in any formal dictionary. It is seemingly a combination of "lurid" and "ludicrous" but falls short of being a portmanteau and is more like the result of a head-on collision of the English language, resulting in the most stupid language since Сиби́рской го́вор. Its application suggests that Chris mistakenly uses it in place of the word "lewd," or more likely "lurid," or similar term of contempt that should be applied to him.
See also
- Chris and Engrish
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