Pocket knife

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How Chris wishes he could use the knife...
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How Chris will use the knife in real life

This pocket knife, given to him by the powers that be, is Chris's newest weapon to use as a means of threatening people.

Spoiler alert: It doesn't work.

Use of knife

In Don't Mess With Me, after Chris gets imaginary Clyde in a headlock, he takes out a knife his hand and then takes out his pocket knife. After fiddling with it for a good three seconds, he manages to get the blade out. He then uses it to slit Clyde's imaginary throat.

In Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!, he brings it out again and after fiddling with it for a good seven seconds, he manages to take out the blade and use it to threaten Tito.

Chris believes this knife is the cure to all his troll problems as he claimed that "he is armed" in his threat to this very CWCki. Obviously, Chris is overestimating the power of the blade and his competence with it were he to actually use it in a fight, as the mere act of opening it would give even the slowest opponent ample time to kick him in the duck.

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See Also

  • Fangs: Chris's previous weapon used to menace trolls.
  • Megatron Pistol: Chris's other previous weapon used to menace trolls.