The Oversized Drinking Straw
The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail was introduced in Sub-Episode 7, wherein Chris fellated a beverage whilst evading jerkops. In the version posted on CWCipedia, Chris has edited the Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail to look slightly less retarded:
It's worth noting that even the "new, improved" Drinking Straw of Fail is wider than any of cartoon Chris-chan's fingers or thumbs, and the part above the bend is for some reason narrower than the part above. Also Judging by Chris's terrible artwork, it's hard to depict which of the following is correct about his "new" mouth...
1> Is his mouth wide open?
- It would also be impossible to drink through a straw in the manner depicted -- the drinker's lips have to form an airtight seal around the straw in order to draw liquid up through it.
2> Has he drawn himself with massive niggo lips?
- Chris's lips also appear to have ballooned to an enormous size, almost as though he's wearing lipstick now. In other words, Chris cannot even correct any of his mistakes without finding some other way to screw up in the process.
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Like father, like son.
GENTLEMEN.
Slurp.
SLURP!
- Paulyslurp.jpg
It's true - the straw has its own fan art devotees.
- RobotnikStraw of Fail.PNG
Possible inspiration?
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