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An example of Chris's bent Duck.
| “ | ChrisChanSonichu (12:20:19 AM): sorry, it is limp. | ” |
| Chris, on his duck. | ||
| “ | MY DUCK HUNGERS FOR TOM-TOM TO POUND!!!!! | ” |
| Chris, I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts | ||
Duck is a CWC-ism for penis. Originally thought to be a misspelling of "dick" (as 'u' is next to 'i' on the qwerty keyboard), Chris confirmed in a 17 February 2009 Mumble chat that it was an intentional euphemism.
Chris's duck is bent. When asked why it is bent, he replied, "it's been that way." Some speculate that Chris has Peyronie's disease, or he did it to himself by mass debating improperly. In any case, sex would be a painful experience for him.
Chris has used ExtenZe, a supplement advertised to enlarge penises.[1]
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Sauces
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