I Pimp My Ride.MOV
I Pimp My Ride.MOV is a video uploaded by Chris on 5 May 2010.
Some time earlier, CWCki prominently featured a page with chillingly detailed information on how easy it is to place bugging devices within PS3s. Not to be outdone by damn dirty trolls who keep stealing Chris's PSN accounts, Chris shows what he has done to curb further trolling: he has removed the the Wi-Fi antenna from his PS3, thus making covert information transmission over WLAN much harder. (Technology analysts and other evil geeks at the CWCki page, however, remain unfazed by this claim.)
While relentlessly bragging about this technological tour-de-force and mocking his enemies with evil glee, Chris is wearing a never before seen, ill fitting Pokemon shirt in this video. The shirt reads "Books-A-Million Trainer", a post which he dubiously held circa 2000; the shirt certainly looks that old. He proceeds to take out his PS3 keyboard controller (that has wheels taped on to it) and a Lego car, proclaiming he has "Pimped His Ride".
Chris's actual ride still remains unpimped at the moment.
Video
| I Pimp My Ride.MOV | |
| Stardate | 05 May 2010 |
| Subject Matter |  Video Games
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| Performance Style |  Crazy
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| Shirt |  Pokémon League
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Transcript
Hey yo trolls! You got nothing going on for ya, because you know what?
[Chris proudly lifts the Wi-Fi antenna, thinking it is the bug.]
I removed it. The Wi-Fi antenna! It gone! You ain’t getting on my PS3 anymo! You bunch of dumbasses! And yeah I p-did spend a bit of dough on my grill, but you know what? I'm no b-different from y’all! 'Cuz I like to Pimp Mah Riiiiiiiiidddde!
[Chris lifts his hands, showing a PS3 keyboard controller with taped on wheels in one, and a Lego car in the other.]
I'm out, peace!
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