Difference between revisions of "Son-Chu"

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[[Image:Chrischanscar.jpg|thumb|300px|left|When you see it, you'll shit bricks]]
[[Image:Chrischanscar.jpg|thumb|200px|right|When you see it, you'll shit bricks]]
[[Image:0655-CWCsSonichuLicense.JPG|thumb|right|The vanity plate, IRL (notice the [[autism]] bumper stickers).]]
[[Image:VanityPlateComic.jpg|thumb|right|The vanity plate, as seen from the comic]]
 
[[Image:License.jpg|thumb|right|Much like James Bond, Chris also has a license to kill (though through his ineptitude in operating a 3-ton mobile weapon)]]


This "man" has a license to drive a 3-ton murder weapon on public roads. Note the Handicapped parking tag in the wind-shield. I suppose they do give those out to people that are mentally retarded or it's for his parents.
This "man" has a license to drive a 3-ton murder weapon on public roads. Note the Handicapped parking tag in the wind-shield. I suppose they do give those out to people that are mentally retarded or it's for his parents.
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The plate reads "[[Sonichu (character)|SONICHU]]", thusly ensuring no back-seat poontang for Chris. Ever.
The plate reads "[[Sonichu (character)|SONICHU]]", thusly ensuring no back-seat poontang for Chris. Ever.


The Department of Motor Vehicles has yet to release an apology for the grievous lapse in judgment that constituted actually giving Christian a license.
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The Department of Motor Vehicles has yet to release an apology for the grievous lapse in judgment that constituted actually giving Christian a license.
==Gallery==
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Image:0655-CWCsSonichuLicense.JPG|The vanity plate, IRL (notice the [[autism]] bumper stickers).
Image:VanityPlateComic.jpg|The vanity plate, as seen from the [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]]
Image:License.jpg|Much like James Bond, Chris also has a license to kill (though through his ineptitude in operating a 3-ton mobile weapon)
</gallery>
</center>


{{Relics of Fail}}
{{Relics of Fail}}

Revision as of 05:59, 30 March 2009

When you see it, you'll shit bricks

This "man" has a license to drive a 3-ton murder weapon on public roads. Note the Handicapped parking tag in the wind-shield. I suppose they do give those out to people that are mentally retarded or it's for his parents.

The plate reads "SONICHU", thusly ensuring no back-seat poontang for Chris. Ever.

The Department of Motor Vehicles has yet to release an apology for the grievous lapse in judgment that constituted actually giving Christian a license.

Gallery