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{{quote|[[Rape]] yourselves with your own Damn Darth Maul Dual LightSabre|Chris to [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Surfshack Tito]]<ref>[[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]]</ref>}}
[[File:Star wars.jpg|thumb|300px|Remember Chris, [[autism]] will be with you--always.]]
[[File:Star wars.jpg|thumb|300px|Remember Chris, [[autism]] will be with you--always.]]
[[File:Screen Shot 2016-04-28 at 9.20.26 PM.png|thumb|300px|Chris' ''Star Wars'' self. Zabrak are known for being arrogant and prideful, quite fitting for Chris.]]
[[File:ChrisNass.png|thumb|left|300px|Coincidence?, I think not!]]
[[File:Screen Shot 2016-04-28 at 9.21.01 PM.png|thumb|300px|Ditto, but [[Tomgirl|female]].]]
[[File:ChrisNass.png|thumb|300px|Coincidince?, I think not!]]


'''''Star Wars''''' is a film and media franchise created by [[Wikipedia:George Lucas|George Lucas]]. It begun with 1977's ''Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope'', which was released to critical and commercial acclaim and is now considered to be one of the best movies of all-time. The popularity of the first installment lead to two more sequels, 1980's ''Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back'', and 1983's ''Episode VI: Return of the Jedi''. The franchise is now a cultural icon, and has spawned legions of parodies, and book and television companions, as well as a prequel trilogy, consisting of 1999's ''Episode I: The Phantom Menace'', 2002's ''Episode II: Attack of the Clones'', and 2005's ''Episode III: Revenge of the Sith'' (which weren't as well-received as the original trilogy) and a sequel trilogy, beginning with 2015's ''Episode VII: The Force Awakens'', as well as a handful of spin-off films.
'''''Star Wars''''' is a film and media franchise created by {{w|George Lucas}} and produced his company Lucasfilm. It begun with 1977's ''Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope'', which was released to critical and commercial acclaim and is now considered to be one of the best movies of all-time. The popularity of the first installment lead to two more sequels, 1980's ''Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back'', and 1983's ''Episode VI: Return of the Jedi''. The franchise is now a cultural icon, and has spawned legions of parodies, and book and television companions, as well as a prequel trilogy, consisting of 1999's ''Episode I: The Phantom Menace'', 2002's ''Episode II: Attack of the Clones'', and 2005's ''Episode III: Revenge of the Sith'', and a sequel trilogy, made up of 2015's ''Episode VII: The Force Awakens'', 2017's ''Episode VIII: The Last Jedi'', and 2019's ''Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker'', as well as a handful of spin-off films and television projects like 2016's ''Rogue One'', 2018's ''Solo'', and 2019's ''The Mandalorian''.


The series was also parodied in a three-part trilogy of episodes on ''[[Family Guy]]'', the likely reason as to how [[Chris]] knows about the franchise in the first place. He has stated on several occasions that he likes the franchise, and has [[Things Chris has ripped off|ripped it off]] on certain occasions.
The series was also parodied in a trilogy of hour-long ''[[Family Guy]]'' specials (which actually had the approval and involvement of Lucasfilm themselves), which is the most likely reason why [[Chris]] knows about the franchise in the first place. He has stated on several occasions that he likes the franchise, and has [[Things Chris has ripped off|taken influence from it]] on certain occasions. He particularly likes the character Ahsoka Tano, who was first introduced as a teen girl in the 2008 animated series ''The Clone Wars''.


==References by Chris==
==References by Chris==
*[[Wikipedia:Luke Skywalker|Luke Skywalker]] competes in [[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway]] and fights [[Wikipedia:Darth Maul|Darth Maul]]. A "[[Wikipedia:Darth Vader|Vader]] [[Wikipedia:Droid (robot)|Droid]]", [[Wikipedia:Darth Vader|Anakin Skywalker]] and [[Wikipedia:R2-D2|R2-D2]] show up as well.
[[File:Screen Shot 2016-04-28 at 9.20.26 PM.png|thumb|300px|Chris' ''Star Wars'' self. Zabrak are known for being arrogant and prideful, quite fitting for Chris.]]
*In the [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|FUTURE MESSAGE]], Chris referred to [[Tobacky|cigarettes]] as "death sticks," a [[CWC-ism|childish euphemism]] borrowed from one of the sillier scenes in [[Wikipedia:Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones|''Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones'']], specifically the one that spawned the "You don't want to sell me death sticks" meme.
[[File:Screen Shot 2016-04-28 at 9.21.01 PM.png|thumb|300px|Ditto, but [[Tomgirl|female]].]]
* {{w|Luke Skywalker}} competes in [[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway]] and fights {{w|Darth Maul}}. A "{{w|Darth Vader|Vader}} {{w|Droid (robot)|Droid}}", Anakin Skywalker and {{w|R2-D2}} show up as well.
*In the [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|FUTURE MESSAGE]], Chris referred to [[Tobacky|cigarettes]] as "death sticks," a [[CWC-ism|childish euphemism]] borrowed from one of the sillier scenes in ''Attack of the Clones'', specifically the one that spawned the "You don't want to sell me death sticks" meme.
* In [[IRC]], Chris told trolls ''"I've enjoyed 5/6 Episodes, and Clone Wars; didn't see EP3 yet''<ref>[[IRC (22 December 2008)]]</ref> and that Episode IV is his favourite<ref>[[IRC_(28_December_2008)]]</ref>
* In [[IRC]], Chris told trolls ''"I've enjoyed 5/6 Episodes, and Clone Wars; didn't see EP3 yet''<ref>[[IRC (22 December 2008)]]</ref> and that Episode IV is his favourite<ref>[[IRC_(28_December_2008)]]</ref>
*He owns five Star Wars [[games]] and several [[toys]]
* He owns five Star Wars [[games]] and several [[toys]].
*In [[Julie Reveals Herself]], [[Max]] does a [[Wikipedia:Chewbacca|Chewbacca]] impression, which Chris responds to with one of his own, arguably even worse than his [[Donald Duck impersonation]].
* In [[Julie Reveals Herself]], [[Max]] does a {{w|Chewbacca}} impression, which Chris responds to with one of his own, arguably even worse than his [[Donald Duck impersonation]].
*Chris [[List of Chris's PSN game downloads|downloaded]] Yoda for [[Soul Calibur|''Soulcalibur 4'']].
* Chris [[List of Chris's PSN game downloads|downloaded]] Yoda for [[Soul Calibur|''Soulcalibur 4'']].
*He used [[Thorg]]'s love of Star Wars as evidence of his nerdiness<ref>[[Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada]]</ref>
* He used [[Thorg]]'s love of Star Wars as evidence of his nerdiness<ref>[[Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada]]</ref>
*He told [[Clyde]] and [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] ''"You both want me to even Beg, you can go point at your own damn snouts and Oink like [[South Park|Eric Cartman]], and then Rape yourselves with your own Damn Darth Maul Dual LightSabre."''<ref>[[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]]</ref>
* He told [[Clyde]] and [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] ''"You both want me to even Beg, you can go point at your own damn snouts and Oink like [[South Park|Eric Cartman]], and then Rape yourselves with your own Damn Darth Maul Dual LightSabre."''<ref>[[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]]</ref>
*[[Wild Sonichu]]'s proposed backstory is an admitted Star Wars ripoff:
* [[Wild Sonichu]]'s proposed backstory is an admitted Star Wars ripoff:
{{Quote|Wild Sonichu's story is of after he loses his father to some [[Pokémon|Pok'emon]] poachers (possibly of [[Team Rocket]] and [[Giovanni]]), and years later, he hears the call of his father from afar, and he sets forward to find and rescue him. The ending being he finds his Scyther father evolved to a Scizor, and it draws into a plot similar to that in Star Wars between Luke and Vader.|Chris<ref>[[Jackie_E-mails]]</ref>}}
{{Quote|Wild Sonichu's story is of after he loses his father to some [[Pokémon|Pok'emon]] poachers (possibly of [[Team Rocket]] and [[Giovanni]]), and years later, he hears the call of his father from afar, and he sets forward to find and rescue him. The ending being he finds his Scyther father evolved to a Scizor, and it draws into a plot similar to that in Star Wars between Luke and Vader.|Chris<ref>[[Jackie_E-mails]]</ref>}}
*In the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], Jason Kendrick Howell's throne appears to bear resemblance to the Emperor's throne in ''Return of the Jedi''.
* In the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], Jason Kendrick Howell's throne appears to bear resemblance to the Emperor's throne in ''Return of the Jedi''.
*[[Wikipedia:Ahsoka Tano|Ahsoka]] is shown gossiping with a "[[JERKS|douchebag]]" in [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]].
* {{w|Ahsoka Tano}} is shown gossiping with a "[[JERKS|douchebag]]" in [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]].
* In [[2021]], Chris [[May 2021 social media posts#May The Fourth Be With You|commemorated the franchise]] on [[Twitter]] on 4 May (dubbed ''Star Wars'' Day by fans due to the obvious "May the Fourth be with you" pun, rather than to commemorate the release date of the original film).
* At the [[Animate! Raleigh]] convention in [[January 2024]], Chris [[cosplay]]ed as ''Star Wars'' character Ahsoka.


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Revision as of 03:08, 6 April 2024

Rape yourselves with your own Damn Darth Maul Dual LightSabre
Chris to Clyde Cash and Surfshack Tito[1]
Remember Chris, autism will be with you--always.
Coincidence?, I think not!

Star Wars is a film and media franchise created by George Lucas and produced his company Lucasfilm. It begun with 1977's Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, which was released to critical and commercial acclaim and is now considered to be one of the best movies of all-time. The popularity of the first installment lead to two more sequels, 1980's Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back, and 1983's Episode VI: Return of the Jedi. The franchise is now a cultural icon, and has spawned legions of parodies, and book and television companions, as well as a prequel trilogy, consisting of 1999's Episode I: The Phantom Menace, 2002's Episode II: Attack of the Clones, and 2005's Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, and a sequel trilogy, made up of 2015's Episode VII: The Force Awakens, 2017's Episode VIII: The Last Jedi, and 2019's Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker, as well as a handful of spin-off films and television projects like 2016's Rogue One, 2018's Solo, and 2019's The Mandalorian.

The series was also parodied in a trilogy of hour-long Family Guy specials (which actually had the approval and involvement of Lucasfilm themselves), which is the most likely reason why Chris knows about the franchise in the first place. He has stated on several occasions that he likes the franchise, and has taken influence from it on certain occasions. He particularly likes the character Ahsoka Tano, who was first introduced as a teen girl in the 2008 animated series The Clone Wars.

References by Chris

Chris' Star Wars self. Zabrak are known for being arrogant and prideful, quite fitting for Chris.
Ditto, but female.
Wild Sonichu's story is of after he loses his father to some Pok'emon poachers (possibly of Team Rocket and Giovanni), and years later, he hears the call of his father from afar, and he sets forward to find and rescue him. The ending being he finds his Scyther father evolved to a Scizor, and it draws into a plot similar to that in Star Wars between Luke and Vader.
Chris[6]

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