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'''ECV 00002''' is a video uploaded on 10 [[October 2010]] in which [[Chris]] uses the power of [[Random Access Humor]] and jump cuts to transform into [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|his Super-Mode]].  
'''ECV 00002''' is a video uploaded on 10 [[October 2010]] in which [[Chris]] uses the power of [[Random Access Humor]] and jump cuts to transform into [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|his Super-Mode]]. [[Jackie]] requested this video two days prior.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 6]]</ref>


The results are mixed; Chris at least attempts to use the same pose and positioning before and after the jump cut, but this baby step towards competence is overshadowed by a [[retard]]-fall back by the slip-shod cosplay self-paint job. An odd, incomplete white field over most of his face meant to resemble [[Sonic]]/[[Sonichu]]-style eyes, a cone-ear constructed out of construction paper (which regularly falls off, despite Chris's lack of movement), and a white "chest-fur" patch, which is supposed to be an outline of the [[Medallion of Fail]] only serve to further damage Chris's physical appearance.  
The results are mixed; Chris at least attempts to use the same pose and positioning before and after the jump cut, but this baby step towards competence is overshadowed by a [[retard]]-fall back by the slip-shod cosplay self-paint job. An odd, incomplete white field over most of his face meant to resemble [[Sonic]]/[[Sonichu]]-style eyes, a cone-ear constructed out of construction paper (which regularly falls off, despite Chris's lack of movement), and a white "chest-fur" patch, which is supposed to be an outline of the [[Medallion of Fail]] only serve to further damage Chris's physical appearance.  
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[[Category: Jackie Saga videos| 2010-10-10]]

Revision as of 20:19, 16 January 2011

How Chris uses science and technology to achieve his ultimate transformation.

ECV 00002 is a video uploaded on 10 October 2010 in which Chris uses the power of Random Access Humor and jump cuts to transform into his Super-Mode. Jackie requested this video two days prior.[1]

The results are mixed; Chris at least attempts to use the same pose and positioning before and after the jump cut, but this baby step towards competence is overshadowed by a retard-fall back by the slip-shod cosplay self-paint job. An odd, incomplete white field over most of his face meant to resemble Sonic/Sonichu-style eyes, a cone-ear constructed out of construction paper (which regularly falls off, despite Chris's lack of movement), and a white "chest-fur" patch, which is supposed to be an outline of the Medallion of Fail only serve to further damage Chris's physical appearance.

In the video, Chris makes his obligatory shout-out to his sweetheart-of-the-moment, once again showing that this latest surge of videos have been made for Jackie, who couldn't possibly be a troll, and HONESTLY and TRULY loves Chris with all her heart and soul. Furthermore, it's implied from Chris's words that he has yet to physically meet Jackie.

The Plush Breasts make a cameo appearance in this video. Chris also holds a PS3 Navigation Controller in his left hand, though it once again appears to serve no purpose.

It should be noted that Slowbeef and Diabeetus of Retsupurae fame lampooned Chris in their final episode of Webcam Ward.

Video

ECV 00002
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Stardate 10 October 2010
Subject Matter TrollsTrolls Trolls, SexSex Sex
Performance Style ReasonReason Reason, CrazyCrazy Crazy
Saga JackieJackie Jackie
Shirt Red Yellow StripeRed Yellow Stripe The Racing Stripe, Body paint
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At least I am doing this and... I have myself a woman, so there.

Transcript

Hello, folks! Hm. Well, and now for something completely different. Electric hedgehog power! PEW!

[Jump cut. Chris is now dressed as Chris-Chan Sonichu. The transformation straightens his back, lowers and bends his arms, and moves a few items in the background]

Pew. [Chris-chan Sonichu's right ear begins to fall off] This would be me in my super mode! [Chris puts the right ear back on] ...if I actually had super powers! [The right ear falls off yet again, but is put back in place] But I don't in real life. But I dressed up like this anyway, to, I don't know, [The same ear falls off yet again, promptly readjusted] just to say something or just to have fun.

Anyway, live an honest life, don't curse, don't badmouth people... It's just not cool. You know? Don't pic- don't torture me. At least I am doing this and... I have myself a woman, so there. So she'll appreciate this very much. She appreciates almo- everything I do for her. Especially these videos.

Jackie, I love you. I want to hold you in my arms, sweetheart. You come over right on here and we'll do each other right. Sweet times...

[Pause.]

Alright, anyway, stay in school, stay well... um... you know. Just live rife peace- live peacefully. Don't take- don't be angry at people. Don't be mean. OK? A'ight. Take care.

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Chris-chan Henshin
Stardate 10 October 2010
Made By rba718
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos


ELECTRIC HEDGEHOG POWER
Stardate 10 October 2010
Made By Vivian Gee
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos


Sailor Chris-Chan's Ultimate Transformation
Stardate 11 October 2010
Made By ChristopherCooler
Video Type Sailor Moon remix
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos


Chris-chan is a hypocrite
Stardate 12 October 2010
Made By AnimuAnimalia
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos

Fan art

References

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Chris's cosplay videos

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