Gal pal

Chris's gal pals at his 18th birthday party. From left to right: Sarah Hammer, Kellie Andes, Friend Brought Along, Miranda Joyce Mitchell, Sarah Bevel, Tiffany Gowen.

A gal pal or gal-pal is Christian's CWC-ism for a female friend. Chris claims to have had a lot of these in high school. He has also claimed that Megan said she loved him, so we know his grip on reality isn't very strong.

Chris and gal-pals

Chris opted for gal-pals in lieu of having male friends due to the belief that hanging out with other males would turn him gay and that they're all jerks anyway. Because Chris blatantly refused to socialize with other males like himself throughout his school years, he has adopted rather feminine traits and mannerisms (Such as assuming the cowgirl sexual position during the sex tape video, or having a collection of My Little Ponies), ignorant to the fact that what might be acceptable for the females would be considered taboo for guys.

In typical Chris style, he has managed to drive every single gal-pal away. Chris believes that due to all his "Gal Pals" he had his pick of the girls to make his sweetheart and that he missed out on the opportunities during high school, oblivious that these girls probably associated with him due to pity rather than desiring a real friendship with Chris.

It is also interesting to note that he never refers to girls as "friends", only "gal-pals". Usually, this phrase is used by women when talking about their social clique. Only gay men ever refer to female friends as "gal-pals", and even then, they're usually joking. Men talking about female companions will just say "friend", or "a girl who happens to be my friend" as opposed to a "girlfriend", because in English colloquy, the latter is implying a romantic relationship. The fact that Chris never thinks of girls around him as "friends" and repeatedly calls them "gal-pals" (which he probably thinks is cute, him being "one of the girls") reasserts his sexism. He doesn't see the women in his life as equals and companions, like a normal human being would; he sees them as possible china.

List of Gal-Pals

• Sarah Nicole Hammer
• Virginia Sanford
• Laura Beth Dorazio
• Kellie Lyn Andes
• Tiffany Nicole Gowen
• Anna McLerran
• Megan Schroeder
• Sarah Jackson
• Sarah Cassandra McKenzie
• Ivy O'Neil
• Kacey Devoria
• The Wallflower

Other Gal-Pals

Tiffany Robinson

Tiffany Robinson was a friend of Chris in the days that he lived in Richmond. She was Chris's first crush. In Chris's words "we would hang out now and then during school hours and play. Then in the 4th Grade, she dumped me for some other boy. I do not know much of what she has been up to these days."

Natasha Turner

Natasha Turner was a friend of Chris's who he met at Providence Middle School, and who was slightly older than him. He felt very fond of her, and they were next-door neighbors for a while, often hanging out at the bus stop near their homes.

Sarah Anne Bevel

Sarah Anne Bevel (in green, on the right) and Miranda Joyce Mitchell (in black, next to her).

Sarah Anne Bevel was Chris's classmate at Manchester High. She had a sweetheart there, named Brian Smart. Chris recalls hearing that they broke up somewhere in the 2000s.

Molly Quarles

Molly Quarles was a cheerleader (the same year as Laura Beth Dorazio) during Chris's Freshman Year. She shared a few classes with Chris. Chris recalls being matched up in a "dating match-up thing" they had every Valentines Day at Manchester High. According to Chris it was "the ONLY match-up I felt was a good match-up at all back then."

Miranda Joyce Mitchell

Miranda Joyce Mitchell was a girl with whom Chris shared a few classes. According to Chris, she was "a big brain of my Circle of Friends." Miranda, or "Maranda" as she was dubbed by Chris, helped our hero out in his early website creating days by redesigning the CWC's PokéSite 2! Logo.

Gallery

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  Gal Pals 1

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  Gal Pals 2

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  Gal Pals 3