Difference between revisions of "Chris's Big Night Out II"
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Revision as of 01:07, 24 January 2022
In Chris's Big Night Out II, Chris hangs out with his gal-pal Kim Wilson again. It is revealed here that she has a boyfriend, but doesn't want Chris to know because he'll throw a huge hissy fit. Ironically, she says that right in front of him, but he's too busy "playing Guitar Hero" to notice.
Chris draws Sonichu
| CWC Grip 'n' Sip | |
| Saga |  Emily
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Transcript
[Chris is kneeling down in front of the Charlottesville Free Speech Wall, where he draws Sonichu's head in yellow chalk. He draws a © under Sonichu and begins to write his name next to the drawing. At about 0:32 a woman crouches next to him to write something on the wall, and Chris takes a second to register this. He continues writing "Christian W Chandler is a Nice and Good Man". He straightens up and poses next to the drawing, giving the camera a thumbs-up sign.]
Kim: Okay, lemme take a picture.
Chris fires away
| CWC Grip 'n' Sip | |
| Saga | Emily
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009 |
next Chris Loves The Nightlife |
| CWC Grip 'n' Sip | |
| Saga | Emily
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009 |
next Chris Loves The Nightlife |
Transcript
[Some girl in the background does a mediocre job of singing Pat Benatar's "Hit Me with Your Best Shot"]
Chris: [singing along] ...your best shot!
Kim: Oh, God....
Chris: I'm praying Guitar Hero!
Kim: [Laughs]
Guy: So, next time you're going to bring your boyfriend?
Kim: That might be a... bad idea.
Chris: [Whilst air-guitaring in such a way that would cause even the most amateur guitar player scratch his head, mouths "hit me with your best shot" in sync with the song]
Guy: You don't want him to know?
Kim: He wouldn't take it real well.
Guy: Huh?
Kim: He wouldn't take it well. Which is understandable, really. [laughs like Elmer Fudd]
Chris: [Hideously "struts" his "stuff" when the song gets to the guitar solo, imagining that he is air guitarring a badass solo... all on open strings!]
Guy: We got the guitarist right here, everybody! We got the guitarist!
Kim: [Laughs and cheers]
[After another full minute of Chris making an ass of himself, the song is coming to a close]
Kim: Chris!
[The one and only creator of the Sonichu franchise finally sits his shameless ass down]
Kim: [Laughs]
Chris: [In a Southern accent] Star power, baby!
Kim: Yep.
Chris needs females
| CWC Grip 'n' Sip | |
| Saga | Emily
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009 |
next Chris Loves The Nightlife |
| “ | All female hands on me! | ” |
Transcript
Chris: All female hands on me!
Kim: [laughs] So, how does the drink taste?
Chris: [sighs] It—it's good.
Kim: Good?
Chris: [sounds a bit rapey] Delicious.
See also
| ⇐ A near public apology | Chris's videos | Rollin' and Trollin' ⇒ |
 Emily Saga
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People: Chris • LoveYouLongTime (Emily • Kim Wilson • Unknown Gal-pals) • Bob Chandler • Man in the Pickle Suit • Magical Man • Clyde Cash • Faeryn • Robert Simmons V • Bryan Bash | ||||||
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| Coinciding Sagas: Clyde Cash, Liquid | ||||||