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Date Ed, but not Dated... get it!?

“	Those who are unable to, teach.	”
CWC, ^[1]

Dating Education is Chris's term for the formal instruction he believes should be provided to instruct people on how to date. As with "Sex Ed," Chris abbreviates dating education to "Date Dd," and frequently makes use of (alleged) joke that the idea of "Date Ed" sounds "Dated."

In Real Life

“	As I have proposed the idea in my adult life within my Sonichu Comic Books, and a bit before then, High Schools SHOULD have Dating Education Classes along with the Sexual Education Classes. In my humble opinion, Sex ED is fine for AFTER 3 or so DATES, but HOW DO WE EVEN GET TO THE FIRST DATE?!!! If I had the Dating Education back then, I wouldn't have to had suffered being a frustrated virgin for soo many years.	”
CWC, ^[2]

Had Chris not been sleeping or reading Goosebumps, he might have noticed that real Sex Ed courses don't provide a step-by-step description of how to pound tom-toms, but rather a source of reference for responsible sexual behaviors and some of the relevant biology. Chris seems to assume that the course provided the same educational experience he believes that he has acquired from pornography, as opposed to a run-down on STDs and contraception. An educational experience so useful that Chris even suggested that Megan could use a refresher, hinting that it would make her feel better about being violated in vivid Crayola color:

“	The point is allowing yourself more exposure to sex acts to make yourself feel more comfortable with that fact of life.	”
CWC, ^[3]

His proposed class depends on a conceit that has no worldly counterpart. In short, Chris is an idiot and has no idea how anything works.

Consistent with both his autism and his own unique resistance to learning, Chris tries to seek out clear, direct steps in social interactions where his natural instincts and social skills (or lack thereof) fail him. In fact, his schools most assuredly did have "Coping Skills" instruction in their special education curriculum, which he was required to attend. Sadly, though he has be exposed to:

Special Education
Pastoral Counseling
Psychology and Psychiatry
God AND the Bear

...none of them can offer him the checklist of winning moves that he believes exists (but that has been kept from him). So really, it's entirely his fault that he has no idea how to act around other humans, much less eligible women. For the record, Chris considers Date Ed to be one of his top three inventions^[4]—right behind the Sonichu Universe and a Lego contraption for carrying Pokémon cards.

In Sonichu

Main Article: Episode 19: Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)

Depending on how charitable your mood is, you might argue that Chris's idea for Date Ed is stupid but not insane. That is to say that it makes sense for Chris to want some guidance, and to extrapolate that to mean that other people want the same. But then you read Sonichu Episode 19, and you witness the insanity of DAT 303. DAT 303 is a thinly veiled matchmaking service, with a side order of Sex Ed. It boggles the mind to picture what DAT 101 or 404 might look like. Consider the following:

Everyone who took this class did so in hope of being paired up with a potential mate. IN THIS CLASS.
The class was split perfectly 50% male, 50% female.
On the off chance that there was a spare student, the professor expressly states that she won't be paired up with anybody, because it conflicts with both regulations AND her current relationship. Dear reader, if this class was just about learning to socialize, why would it matter?
The students are given dolls of the opposite sex, to practice their communication skills. THE DOLLS ARE CALLED ROBERT AND BARBARA.
Everybody hooks up. Except, it would seem, for "Clyde Cwash," who only got a 65% in the class.

DAT 303

Course Syllabus

Rationale:

“	Dating Education Classes can best enforce the Natural Man-and-Woman Pairings/Couples; the homosexual count would be reduced.	”
CWC, ^[5]

Required Text: How to Talk to Girls by Alec Greven

Materials Provided: Robert and Barbara Dolls; iDate Software

Core concepts:

Staying cool under pressure
Being friends first and letting the relationship grow organically
The etiquette of romance: asking before touching or kissing

Methodology:

Students are paired up by the teacher over the internet anonymously and then eventually reveal themselves and fall in love in person.
Students will be required to regularly do short transcripts of imaginary conversations their dolls.

Final Exam

Name_________________ Date__________

1. About _% of regular girls ditch boys, and _% of pretty girls ditch boys
A. 10/100 B. 50/50 C. 73/98 D. 75/13

2. Which of the follow characteristics attract your opposite gender best?
A. Class Clown B. Full Show-Off C. Silent - Types D. None of the Above

3. When is an appropriate time to ask for a phone number?
A. Upfront B. Middle of Converstation [sic] C. End of Enjoyable Conversation

4. Boys can be like magnets, and girls the metal, when the boy is confident, honest, and smart.
A. True B. False

5. When there should be a girl for every boy, all people of your opposite gender is already taken by some other dude or gal.
A. True B. False

6. If the relationship or crush doesn't work out, you...
A. Worry B. Move On C. Cry and Pout D. None of the above

7. How should you approach the person of your opposite gender if you are really shy?
A. As a Friend First B. Run Away C. With Hankey in Mind D. Send Someone Else

8. If she/he gives you a wrong number, try harder on that person.
A. True B. False

9. To keep your girl/guy liking you, you should...
A. Keep Clean B. Act Normal C. Show off A skill D. All of the Above

10 Essay Question.
From Approach to the end of the conversaion [sic], list a 10-step approach in walking to and talking to people of your opposite gender.

**FOR ALL Sonichu & Rosechu Site VISITORS AND COMIC READERS**

YOU MAY TAKE THIS EXAM FOR YOURSELF AND IF YOU DO, FEEL FREE TO COPY THIS IMAGE, PRINT IT OUT, AND TAKE THIS EXAM FOR YOURSELVES. THEN E-MAIL ME YOUR ANSWERS, VERBATIM, ESPECIALLY THE ESSAY QUESTION AND I WILL GRADE IT HONESTLY.

Answer Key

Multiple Choice

C
D
C
A
B
B
A
B
D

Free Response

**This was an Open Question with Multiple Answer Variation depending on person writing the essay.
**Here is what I feel is the BEST EXAMPLE of an answer from Chi-Chian of the PSN; Congratuations! =D

1. Aprroach the boy
- "Hi, what's up!"

2. Get the name
- "I'm Alex, what are you called?"

3. Find out more, get his interest
- "So what are you into? What music do you like? Seen any good movies lately?"

4. Give feedback, get opportunities for him to ask questions and get interested
- "I'm into anime (my favorite is Puni Puni Poemy, by the way - Kobayashi Poemi is so funny!!). I’ve seen that movie too! I like that actor."

5. Give interest/compliments back
- "I love your haircut (t-shirt, belt. etc)! What's that cologne?"

6. Get more intimate details
- "So how old are you? Come here often? You from around here?"

7. Food is a conversation foundation
- "Can we go get lunch/dinner? Can you buy me something to drink? (I think a gentleman should buy the lady a drink. although I don't drink alcohol or smoke)."

8. At the food place you can expand on the themes previously discussed, such as art, music or cinema. but allow the boy to talk as well, support him if he gets shy or stumped.

9. A walk to help with digestion. Usually there's a couple of shops around in crowded places, so you can always visit a couple together. Not necesserily buying anything, just browsing. A bookshop or a music/video store is always a good choice.

10. Alter the walk it‘s time to go, but this is where the telephone trade-offshould start.
- "It"s been really cool talking and walking with you and I'd like to do it again sometime."

**Chi-Chian wrote and submitted her answers via e-mail, April 13, 2009.
**CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER WROTE THIS EXAM ON APRIL 11, 2009

Gallery

Final Exam as written by Chris in episode 19.
Answers to the multiple choice.
Answers to the essay question.

References

External Links

Abridged MyBuzz Quiz version of the exam

The CWC-tionary

[1] Mumble 4

[2] Wikipedia autobiography

[3] Megan Emails, 2008

[4] Mailbag 1#Chris the inventor

[5] CWCipedia article|CWCipedia

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-[[Image:DatingEducation.jpg|right|thumb|250px|The original prologue from Sonichu #8, where dating education was first mentioned]]
+[[Image:DatingEducation.jpg|thumb|Date Ed, but not Dated... get it!?]]
-{{quote|Those who can, do; those who can't, teach|[[User:Anonymous|Anonymous]]}}
+{{quote|Those who are unable to, teach.|[[CWC]]|<ref>[[Mumble 4]]</ref>}}
-{{quote|Those who are unable to, teach.|Chris, [[Mumble 4]]}}
+'''Dating Education''' is [[Chris]]'s term for the formal instruction he believes should be provided to instruct people on how to date.  As with "Sex Ed," Chris abbreviates dating education to "'''Date Dd'''," and frequently makes use of (alleged) joke that the idea of "Date Ed" sounds "Dated."
+__TOC__
+==In Real Life==
+{{quote|As I have proposed the idea in my adult life within my Sonichu Comic Books, and a bit before then, High Schools SHOULD have Dating Education Classes along with the Sexual Education Classes. In my humble opinion, Sex ED is fine for AFTER 3 or so DATES, but HOW DO WE EVEN GET TO THE FIRST DATE?!!! If I had the Dating Education back then, I wouldn't have to had suffered being a frustrated virgin for soo many years.|CWC|<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Dating education|Wikipedia autobiography]]</ref>
+}}
-'''[[Dating]] education''' is [[Chris]]'s term for the formal instruction he believes should be available to instruct people on how to date. The concept is intended to be analogous to [[Wikipedia:sex education|sex education]]; Chris's premise is that it is pointless to teach young people how to interact sexually if they don't even know how to interact socially (because, you know, everybody needs lessons on that). As with "sex ed," Chris abbreviates dating education to "'''date ed'''," and is overly fascinated with the (alleged) joke that the idea of "date ed" sounds "dated."
+Had Chris not been sleeping or reading ''Goosebumps'', he might have noticed that real Sex Ed courses don't provide a step-by-step description of how to [[China|pound tom-toms]], but rather a source of reference for responsible sexual behaviors and some of the relevant biology.  Chris seems to assume that the course provided the same educational experience he believes that he has acquired from pornography, as opposed to a run-down on STDs and contraception.  An educational experience so useful that Chris even suggested that [[Megan]] could use a refresher, hinting that it would make her feel better about being violated in vivid Crayola color:
-Judging from a [[Mailbag]] reply he posted, Chris considers the Dating Education Class to be one of his most noteworthy "[[inventions]]," alongside [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and some [[Lego]] contraption for carrying [[Pokémon]] cards. In typical Chris fashion, he [[Chris and Hypocrisy|believes]] that he should give people advice about something he knows absolutely ''nothing'' about.
+{{quote|The point is allowing yourself more exposure to sex acts to make yourself feel more comfortable with that fact of life.|CWC|<ref>[[Megan Emails, 2008]]</ref>}}
-==Origins==
+His proposed class depends on a conceit that has no worldly counterpart. In short, Chris is an idiot and has no idea how anything works.
-Consistent with his [[autism]] and his particular refusal to accept [[Chris and reality|reality]], Chris tries to seek out clear, direct steps in social interactions where his natural gut instincts and social skills (or lack thereof) fail him. While modern psychology offers such people social skills groups which address the root issues by introducing basic social skills, Chris instead prefers his own notion of dating education and would rather sit around waiting for the public school system to implement it. In fact, his school apparently did have a "Coping Skills" class, mostly likely part of a [[Wikipedia:Special education|special education curriculum]], which he was required to attend. But he says that he'd either read ''[[R.L. Stine|Goosebumps]]'' or [[Biological clock|sleep]] through class. So really, it's entirely his fault that he has no idea how to act around other humans, much less eligible women.
-==Intended goals==
+Consistent with both his [[autism]] and his own unique resistance to learning, Chris tries to seek out clear, direct steps in social interactions where his natural instincts and social skills (or lack thereof) fail him.  In fact, his schools most assuredly did have "Coping Skills" instruction in their [[Wikipedia:Special education|special education curriculum]], which he was required to attend.  Sadly, though he has be exposed to:
-In his own words, Chris describes why he feels the need for sex ed:
-{{quote|
+*Special Education
-As I have proposed the idea in my adult life within my Sonichu Comic Books, and a bit before then, High Schools SHOULD have Dating Education Classes along with the Sexual Education Classes. In my humble opinion, Sex ED is fine for [[Third date|AFTER 3 or so DATES]], but HOW DO WE EVEN GET TO THE FIRST DATE?!!! If I had the Dating Education back then, I wouldn't have to had suffered being a frustrated virgin for soo many years.
+*[[Rocky Shoemaker|Pastoral Counseling]]
-|[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Dating education|Wikipedia autobiography]]
+*Psychology and Psychiatry
-}}
+*God AND the Bear
-He genuinely believes the reason why he doesn't have a sweetheart is not due to the fact he's [[Chris and health|lazy]], [[fat]], ugly, [[niggos|racist]], [[homos|homophobic]], a [[List of Chris's lies|liar]], and an overall [[Fail|failure]] but that he merely doesn't know ''how'' to date and has no experience. In his mind, most people are single because they don't know how to go about on a date, not due to some personal defect like an inability to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|control one's bowels]].
+...none of them can offer him the checklist of winning moves that he believes exists (but that has been kept from him).  So really, it's entirely his fault that he has no idea how to act around other humans, much less eligible women. For the record, Chris considers Date Ed to be one of his top three inventions<ref>[[Mailbag 1#Chris the inventor]]</ref>&mdash;right behind the ''Sonichu'' Universe and a Lego contraption for carrying [[Pokémon]] cards.
-Here it may be important to differentiate [[Chris and Reality|real life]] Sexual Education from Chris's warped notion. Had Chris not been sleeping or reading ''Goosebumps'', he may have noticed these courses provide not a step-by-step description of how to pound [[china]], but provide a source of reference on responsible sexual behaviors and some of the relevant biology. Instead of a run-down of myriad STDs and preventative methods, Chris assumes the course provided the same educational experience he's gotten from countless Pornos. His proposed class depends on a conceit that has no worldly counterpart. In short, Chris is an idiot and has no idea how anything works.
+==In ''Sonichu''==
+:''Main Article: [[Sonichu 9#Episode 19|Episode 19: Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)]]''
-==Course Syllabus==
+Depending on how charitable your mood is, you might argue that Chris's idea for Date Ed is ''stupid'' but not ''insane.''  That is to say that it makes sense for Chris to want some guidance, and to extrapolate that to mean that other people want the same.  But then you read ''Sonichu'' Episode 19, and you witness the insanity of DAT 303.  DAT 303 is a thinly veiled matchmaking service, with a side order of Sex Ed.  It boggles the mind to picture what DAT 101 or 404 might look like.  Consider the following:
-'''Required text''': ''[[How to Talk to Girls]]''
-'''Core concepts''':
+*Everyone who took this class did so in hope of being paired up with a potential mate.  IN THIS CLASS.
-*''"Remain calm and to keel all [[Chris and anger|flustered emotions]] off your minds when first approaching your [[China|person of emotional interest]]"''
+*The class was split perfectly 50% male, 50% female.
+*On the off chance that there was a spare student, the professor expressly states that she won't be paired up with anybody, because it conflicts with both regulations AND her current relationship.  Dear reader, if this class was just about learning to socialize, why would it matter?
+*The students are given dolls of the opposite sex, to practice their communication skills.  ''THE DOLLS ARE CALLED ROBERT AND BARBARA.''
+*Everybody hooks up. Except, it would seem, for "[[Clyde Cash|Clyde Cwash]]," who only got a 65% in the class.
-*[[Sweetheart from the ground up|Be friends first]] and ''"let the romantic emotions grow between you two over [[Third date|a reasonable amount of time]]. A few weeks to even a few months will multiple meetings and dates with your friend are reccomended [sic]."''
+==DAT 303==
+===Course Syllabus===
+'''Rationale''':
+{{quote|Dating Education Classes can best enforce the Natural Man-and-Woman Pairings/Couples; the homosexual count would be reduced.|CWC|<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Dating_Education CWCipedia article|CWCipedia]</ref>}}
-*A gentlemen ''"[[Emily|should ask before kissing her]] (or you), as a gesture of respect and kindness"''
+'''Required Text''': ''[[How to Talk to Girls]]'' by Alec Greven
-'''Methodology:'''
+'''Materials Provided:''' Robert and Barbara Dolls; iDate Software
-*Boys are given [[Barbara]] dolls and girls are given [[Bob Chandler|Robert]] dolls to better understand the "opposite gender."
-*[[Chris and Reality|Students are paired up by the teacher over the internet anonymously and then eventually reveal themselves and fall in love in person]].
+'''Core concepts''':
+*Staying [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|cool under pressure]]
+*Being [[Friend Zone|friends first]] and letting the relationship grow organically
+*The etiquette of romance:  asking before [[Megan|touching]] or [[Emily|kissing]]
-*Students will be required to regularly do short transcripts of imaginary conversations with GI Joes for the women and Barbies with the men.
+'''Methodology:'''
+*Students are paired up by the teacher over the internet anonymously and then eventually reveal themselves and fall in love in person.
+*Students will be required to regularly do short transcripts of imaginary conversations their dolls.
-*[[Darkies]] are rejected by [[Reginald Sneasel|mutant, anthropomorphic Pokémon]] because Chris hates them.
+===Final Exam===
+{{collapsible|Final Exam|
-==Final Exam==
-[[File:SchuComic9P30.jpg|thumb|right|Final Exam as written by Chris in episode 19.]]
-The final exam consists of 10 questions, the last being an essay question. No calculators. Black or blue ink only. You have one hour to complete. Send all answers to Chris himself so they may be graded.
-{{quotebox|
 Name_________________ Date__________
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 }}
-In 3 November 2009, possibly not particularly enjoying grading the homework that people emailed him, Chris changed the final paragraph to read:
-{{quotebox|YOU MAY TAKE THIS EXAM YOURSELF, AND YOU MAY GRADE IT YOURSELF WITH THE ANSWER KEY IN THE BACK OF THIS BOOK.
-AND FOR THE ESSAY QUESTION, WRITE YOUR HONEST ANSWERS BEFORE COMPARING THEM TO THE BEST EXAMPLE OF AN ANSWER ALONGSIDE THE ANSWER KEY.}}
 ===Answer Key===
-On 01 [[August 2009]], Chris uploaded an answer key to the test as it appears on the test, including a suggested essay question answer.
+{{collapsible|Answer Key|
+<center>Multiple Choice</center>
 # C
 # D
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 # B
 # D
+<center>Free Response</center>
-{{quotebox|1=<nowiki>**</nowiki>This was an Open Question with Multiple Answer Variation depending on person writing the essay.<br/>
+&#42;&#42;This was an Open Question with Multiple Answer Variation depending on person writing the essay.<br />
-<nowiki>**</nowiki>Here is what I feel is the BEST EXAMPLE of an answer from Chi-Chian of the [[PSN]]; Congratuations! =D<br/>
+&#42;&#42;Here is what I feel is the BEST EXAMPLE of an answer from Chi-Chian of the PSN; Congratuations! &#61;D
-. Aprroach the boy<br/>
+. Aprroach the boy<br />
 - "Hi, what's up!"
-. Get the name<br/>
+. Get the name<br />
 - "I'm Alex, what are you called?"
-. Find out more, get his interest<br/>
+. Find out more, get his interest<br />
 - "So what are you into? What music do you like? Seen any good movies lately?"
-. Give feedback, get opportunities for him to ask questions and get interested<br/>
+. Give feedback, get opportunities for him to ask questions and get interested<br />
 - "I'm into anime (my favorite is Puni Puni Poemy, by the way - Kobayashi Poemi is so funny!!). I’ve seen that movie too! I like that actor."
-. Give interest/compliments back<br/>
+. Give interest/compliments back<br />
-- "I love your haircut ([[Chris and fashion|t-shirt]], [[Belt Buckle of Fail|belt]]. etc)! What's that [[AXE|cologne]]?"
+- "I love your haircut (t-shirt, belt. etc)! What's that cologne?"
-. Get more [[Honest Content|intimate details]]<br/>
+. Get more intimate details<br />
 - "So how old are you? Come here often? You from around here?"
-. Food is a conversation foundation<br/>
+. Food is a conversation foundation<br />
-- "Can we go get lunch/dinner? Can you buy me something to drink?<br/>
+- "Can we go get lunch/dinner? Can you buy me something to drink?
 (I think a gentleman should buy the lady a drink. although I don't drink alcohol or smoke)."
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 shy or stumped.
-. A walk to [[Chris and health|help with digestion]]. Usually there's a couple of shops around
+. A walk to help with digestion. Usually there's a couple of shops around
 in crowded places, so you can always visit a couple together. Not necesserily
 buying anything, just browsing. A bookshop or a music/video store
 is always a good choice.
-. Alter the walk it‘s time to go, but this is where the telephone trade-offshould start.<br/>
+. Alter the walk it‘s time to go, but this is where the telephone trade-offshould start.<br />
 - "It"s been really cool talking and walking with you and I'd like to do it again sometime."
-<nowiki>**</nowiki>Chi-Chian wrote and submitted her answers via e-mail, April 13, 2009.<br/>
+&#42;&#42;Chi-Chian wrote and submitted her answers via e-mail, April 13, 2009.<br />
-<nowiki>**</nowiki>CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER WROTE THIS EXAM ON APRIL 11, 2009}}
+&#42;&#42;CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER WROTE THIS EXAM ON APRIL 11, 2009}}
+==Gallery==
 <gallery>
-File:SchuComic9P105.jpg|Answers to the multiple choice.
+Image:SchuComic9P30.jpg|Final Exam as written by Chris in episode 19.
-File:SchuComic9P106.jpg|Answers to the essay question.
+Image:SchuComic9P105.jpg|Answers to the multiple choice.
+Image:SchuComic9P106.jpg|Answers to the essay question.
 </gallery>
-==On the CWCipedia==
+==References==
+<references />
-Unsuprisingly, Chris made a [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Dating_Education CWCipedia article] about his idea. Interestingly, the article was copy-pasted from an essay he wrote for a contest in 2009.
+==See Also==
+{{CWCipedia|chris=Dating Education}}
+[[Sonichu 9]]
+[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Dating_Education CWCipedia article]
-''Originally written for a recent 2009 Community Support Contest sponsored by C-Ville's Battlefield Ford; too bad I did not win, but I'm not giving up on teaching our future generations the basics of Dating alongside Sexual Educaiton [sic].''
+==External Links==
-[[BILLY MAYS|BUT WAIT! THERE'S ''MORE''!]]
-{{quote | Dating Education Classes can best enforce the Natural Man-and-Woman Pairings/Couples; the homosexual count would be reduced. | Chris, on Dating Education Death Camps, because [[Homos|men are only gay because they can't find a woman to fuck]]}}
-As we can see, the whole concept is designed to benefit Chris and only Chris, the wants, needs, and rights of others be damned. Also, he does not seem to understand the concept of overpopulation or why the act of engaging in a relationship in which it is impossible to have sexual intercourse for the purpose of procreation is a good thing.
-==External Links==
 *[http://www.mybuzzquiz.com/en_US/actions/PlayQuiz.do?fileID=310722 Abridged MyBuzz Quiz version of the exam]
-{{CWCipedia|chris=Dating Education}}
 {{CWC-isms}}
 [[Category:CWC-isms]]

Difference between revisions of "Dating education"

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In Real Life

In Sonichu