China
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| “ | I like DYKES! DYKES! CHINA! | ” |
| Chris | ||
China is a CWC-ism for the vagina. Chris likes them along with dykes (or at least he might if he ever went near one, which he won't). He invented the euphemism because he feels uncomfortable saying the word "vagina", and finds solace in giving it the name of a communist dictatorship (perhaps because Chris will never be allowed in either).
In his opening post on the Sonichu Girls forum, he expresses his love for the female genitalia, saying that each one is "truly a masterful work of God's art that is simply beautiful in their own way[1]." He then justifies his reverence for China by stating that he cares more about the feelings and opinions of women than about their bodies.
Obviously confused when it comes to both euphemisms and basic units of measure, Chris has stated that he is sure to get "at least one ounce of vagina" within his lifetime. So far, he has not obtained so much as a milligram or even a micron of it.[2]
It is worth noting (though almost certainly unknown to Chris) that during the Restoration Period, "china" was a euphemism for a woman's virginity, because both were in danger of being broken. This euphemism turns up in The Rape of the Lock[3] by Alexander Pope, who was slightly less ugly than Chris (despite being a crippled dwarf with deformed arms), and a much better writer.
Vaginatables
Alternative CWC-ism for vaginas, used in Chris's alternative e-mail "ILuvVaginatables@aol.com" from his whois info for sonichuandrosechu.com.
It is well known that vaginatables are a national delicacy in China, especially when placed in brine juice to create pickles.
Tom-Tom
Another alternate CWC-ism for vaginas. Showed up in Captain's Log, Stardate July 26, 2009, in an annotation, though Chris's usage of the term can be found as early as March 2008 when he edited ED by replacing ShecameforCWC.JPG with an image entitled "TomTomCloseup.jpg" which featured a closeup of Megan's genitalia from ShecameforCWC.
It should be noted that Chris is incapable of coming up with original ideas, and even this bizarre terminology was stolen. "Pound My Tom-Tom" was a short music video that debuted during the credits of the Adult Swim show "Lucy the Daughter of the Devil"[4]. Humorously, the gag in the episode was that this is a particularly bad euphemism for vagina, and one of the characters embarrassed themselves by using it in public.
Sauces
- ↑ Introduction post, Sonichu Girls
- ↑ Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008
- ↑ "Whether the nymph shall break Diana's law, / Or some frail china jar receive a flaw;" (105-106), http://rpo.library.utoronto.ca/poem/1645.html
- ↑ Also, "Tom-Tom" means VAGINA; Look it up in Episode 10 of Adult Swim's "Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil," description from LOOK at the truth!