Anti Troll Movement Video1
Anti Troll Movement Video1 is a video Chris uploaded on 26 September 2010. He "sings" the same song about trolls featured in his heavily plagiarized Flipnote animation Don'tGetTrolled!, apparently in hopes of promoting an "Anti-Troll Cyber Bully Movement". Surprisingly, Chris was able to recite the lyrics with a good deal of accuracy, even though he completely missed the original point of the song.
It goes without saying that Chris, once again, fails at singing.
In the latter half of the video (which, completely contrary to the alleged topic of the video, has nothing to do with anti-trolling), he lists the "sponsors" of his video, including ModNation Racers, and feminine skin care products. Considering he is wearing the same t-shirt he wore the day before, his promotion of personal hygiene products is rather ironic. Chris specifying and praising anti-dandruff formula haircare makes it a safe assumption that he has dandruff (which is no surprise).
Just like in other videos, his mastery of the English language is apparent, as when he tries to say "I don't use products tested on animals" comes out as "I don't use animals". He has trouble keeping his thoughts straight even in the same sentence. Then he goes off on a tangent about his bathing habits (or lack thereof) and semen utilization.
Prior to this, Chris had discussed his anti-troll activities with Jackie, even planning a TrollBusters comic[1] Jackie had even connected him to the elite Troll Busters' website, but he didn't contribute.[2]
In essence: Chris once again doesn't get the point of the original message of what he steals, nor does he apply previously learned lessons and repeats the mistakes of the past.
Description
| Original song from FlipNote Hatena user 8-BIT.
http://flipnote.hatena.com/556109A0A0F27939@DSi/movie/F27939_09D08B2023EB4_016?in=user |
Video
| Anti Troll Movement Video1 | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 26 September 2010 |
| Subject Matter |  Trolls,  Rumors
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| Performance Style |  Crazy,  Smug
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| Shirt |  BrickFest 2000
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Transcript
[Chris turns on the camera and steps a pace back.]
[theatrically] And now, a very, encouraging, song.
[Another step back with a head twitch, and begins singing "You've Been trolled" to the tune of "Be Our Guest" from Disney's Beauty and the Beast]
Youuuu've beeeen trolled
You've been trolled
You have PROB-ly been told
Don't reply...
[He turns away and reaches for a crudely-drawn picture of a troll, which he holds up through the song and after.]
...to this guy
He is just getting a rise
Out of you
Yes, it's true
You respond and that's his cue
You start trouble on the double
While he strokes his manly stubble
You've been trolled
You've been trolled
You should probably just fold
When the only winning move is not to plaaaay
Then you keep on trying
Endlessly replying
You've been trolled
You've been trolled
Havenicedaaay!
[Song ends.]
This video, portraying and projecting the Anti-Troll Cyber Bully Movement...
[He puts down the troll picture.]
...has been brought to you by ModNation Racers and...
[He holds up a box of soap.]
...Oil of Olay brand bar soap, and other things. Softer, smoother skin in a week or so! And, not only that, it gets you clean, and it makes you smell good...
[Chris drops the soap.]
I just used it to wash my hands! And I use it in the shower! To wash myself vigorously! I certainly do not use any animals, my own jizz, or anything else other than Oil of Olay brand bars of soap. And Axe body wash. And shampoo, and conditioner. Available in anti-dandruff form! But anyway, Oil of Olay. Softer, smoother skin in a week, and makes you very clean. Have a nice day!
[Chris throws up a Nazi salute and turns off the camera.]
References
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