Fuck Quest
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Ongoing
The things described in this article are still happening, or are still being looked into. As a result, it may be subject to frequent change, and the information provided may not be entirely reliable.
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Fuck Quest is what troll field agents have dubbed Chris's search for china. As opposed to his love quest (in which he pretended to be looking for true love and a mother for Crystal Weston Chandler), Chris has finally cut the bullshit and is simply looking to get laid - he is even willing to accept one night stands.
Methods
According to eyewitness reports, Chris is walking/sitting around Fashion Square Mall wearing a new medallion and a tattoo sleeve he got out of his Guitar Hero: Metallica game[1] passively acknowledging girls he deems attractive. The existence of the new medallion was confirmed in the Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009 video.
Desperation showing
Chris's open intentions has shown the rise of a new Chris; he's being honest and admitting straight out that he wants pussy and nothing else. However, he has yet to change anything about his clothing and still thinks things like a fake tattoo and a new medallion will help him get laid. He's also not jumping up in their faces and forcing his HONESTY down their throats. Nothing has come of this yet but it's been said that it wouldn't take much for him to be banned from the mall again. There is also a pretty big risk of being arrested for sexual harassment, or even for soliciting sex.
Chris's Fuck Quest is already failing, as he has reappeared from his internet exile to post two videos begging women to come down and meet him.
For those trolls who eagerly await for Chris to return to the Internet, they need only remember that Chris will eventually grow impatient of a cruel world where women do not recognize his "e-fame" and reject him bluntly, instead of a safe cyber world with plenty of boyfriend-free girls that want to become his true sweetheart.
Has the Fuck Quest worked?
No.