Mass debating
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Mass debating is the CWC-ism for the act of masturbation. It is a popular past time of Chris's and he has mass-debated in many rooms of his house.
The hideous act
When he first started mass debating, he did so by lying face down on his bed and rubbing his duck with a washcloth.[1] In early 2009 he would sit on the bathroom washbasin as he defiled himself.[2] In Ivy's Q&A it was mentioned that Chris has used his pillow, folded in half, as a masturbation tool. Chris has even been recorded by trolls on several occasions engaging in this vile, heathen act openly in the kitchen where his family's computer and webcam is located.
On Valentine's Day 2009, his father walked in on his son mass debating, leading to Chris's Internet being cut down.
May or may not include squirtin'.
Discovery
Based on a PSN chat with PandaHalo and an IRC chat, Chris did not discover masturbation until the age of sixteen:
| “ | actually figured it out for myself, in my room one night after having unlocked the parental lock; I found the pool scene in "I Like to Play Games Too", and I just figured it out for myself. | ” |
Chris has informed his mother of his "mass debating" habit.[3]
Frequency
| “ | And to keep myself from flying crazily off the handle at a random time, I keep my hormones in check at least twice a week by myself. | ” |
| Chris on his mass debating.[4] | ||
While it is assumed by many that Chris has an uncontrolled sex drive and spends his days whacking it, the opposite is true. Rather, Chris has admitted to whacking off at least twice in a given week (though based on chats[citation needed], it seems that he limits it to twice). Possible factors for this include the fact that he has a bent duck which would make masturbation painful, in addition to a possibly low libido due to an unhealthy life style which may make it hard for him to maintain an erection. The sex audio with Julie seems to indicate that it takes Chris around twenty minutes to orgasm, which means that masturbation for Chris must be physically exhausting (especially for someone whose view of exercise is that of standing up while playing Guitar Hero).
Needless to say, he's doomed to mass debate for the rest of his life.