Difference between revisions of "4-cent garbage.com"
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[[Image:4-CENT-GARBAGE.jpg|thumb|Sonichu and his friends in front of the 4-CENT_GARBAGE headquarters]] | [[Image:4-CENT-GARBAGE.jpg|thumb|Sonichu and his friends in front of the 4-CENT_GARBAGE headquarters]] | ||
'''4-cent_garbage.com''' is Chris's representation of [[ED]] and [[4chan]]. This is the closest Chris has ever made it to creating an actual [[parody]]. The name is a slight mystery, because underscores (_) are not permitted in Internet domain names. | '''4-cent_garbage.com''' is Chris's representation of [[ED]] and [[4chan]]. This is the closest Chris has ever made it to creating an actual [[parody]]. The name is a slight mystery, because underscores (_) are not permitted in Internet domain names. Chris blames ED for [[Megan Saga|breaking up the closest thing to a relationship that he ever had]], so naturally he must demonize it in his comics. | ||
In real life, while innocently stroking his [[duck|ego]] Chris discovered [[ED]]’s page satirizing him and his comic. What really [[Family Guy|ground his gears]] about the page was the “fan art” of Rosechu with a [[pickle|penis]]. Chris then embarked on a quest to make the website less scathing by uploading hideously drawn [[rule 34]] of his little abominations (and [[Mary Lee Walsh]]), along with the infamous [[shecameforcwc.jpg]]. In the Sonichu canon, Rosechu discovers 4-cent_garbage and its page that slanders Sonichu, Chris, and her, along with “lifelike” drawings of Rosechu with a [[pickle]]. Rosechu then crawls into her [[April 16 Fetish Vids|dirty, mildew laden bathroom]] and takes pictures of herself in the nude, then uploads them onto the 4-cent website. It's true what they say about how art imitates life. | |||
4-cent employees can be either people or demons, and [[alcohol]] is actually allowed at the work place: it being a well-known fact that [[Chris's Big Night Out|only evil people drink]]. Their headquarters have the color red all over the walls, and consists of 72 floors (or 66+6, because THEY'RE EVIL). Each of these floors contains either [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|cartoon porn]] or [[niggos|racist]] humor about [[Barack Obama]]. | 4-cent employees can be either people or demons, and [[alcohol]] is actually allowed at the work place: it being a well-known fact that [[Chris's Big Night Out|only evil people drink]]. Their headquarters have the color red all over the walls, and consists of 72 floors (or 66+6, because THEY'RE EVIL). Each of these floors contains either [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|cartoon porn]] or [[niggos|racist]] humor about [[Barack Obama]]. | ||
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In [[Sonichu 10]], Chris, finally out of the [[Time Void]], sets plans into motion to destroy the building. Arriving there, Chris is first attacked by Jason, who traps Chris as Chris-Chan Sonichu and has [[Beel]] steal Chris's medallion, only to learn it's his ring that's the source of his powers. Later, Chris uses [[Guitar Hero]] to play a song where Chris complains about the state of the [[Power Rangers]] to murder every living thing on the property by destroying the building, narrowly avoiding getting the blood fo [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]] on his hands by their mutual suicide. Meanwhile, Jason escapes before retiring, and Beel just escapes. Only 100 of the people out of the 1,000 inside were killed while 250 were injured. Of course, it's all perfectly okay because Chris '''shed tears''' over it. | In [[Sonichu 10]], Chris, finally out of the [[Time Void]], sets plans into motion to destroy the building. Arriving there, Chris is first attacked by Jason, who traps Chris as Chris-Chan Sonichu and has [[Beel]] steal Chris's medallion, only to learn it's his ring that's the source of his powers. Later, Chris uses [[Guitar Hero]] to play a song where Chris complains about the state of the [[Power Rangers]] to murder every living thing on the property by destroying the building, narrowly avoiding getting the blood fo [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]] on his hands by their mutual suicide. Meanwhile, Jason escapes before retiring, and Beel just escapes. Only 100 of the people out of the 1,000 inside were killed while 250 were injured. Of course, it's all perfectly okay because Chris '''shed tears''' over it. | ||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
*''[[Sonichu 8]]'' | *''[[Sonichu 8]]'' | ||
*''[[Sonichu 10]]'' | *''[[Sonichu 10]]'' | ||
*''[[ED]]'' | |||
== External links == | == External links == | ||
*[http://www.4Chan.org/ | *[http://www.4Chan.org/ 4chan] | ||
*[http://encyclopediadramatica.org/ Encyclopedia Dramaitica] | |||
{{CWCverse}} | {{CWCverse}} | ||
Revision as of 22:47, 19 February 2010
4-cent_garbage.com is Chris's representation of ED and 4chan. This is the closest Chris has ever made it to creating an actual parody. The name is a slight mystery, because underscores (_) are not permitted in Internet domain names. Chris blames ED for breaking up the closest thing to a relationship that he ever had, so naturally he must demonize it in his comics.
In real life, while innocently stroking his ego Chris discovered ED’s page satirizing him and his comic. What really ground his gears about the page was the “fan art” of Rosechu with a penis. Chris then embarked on a quest to make the website less scathing by uploading hideously drawn rule 34 of his little abominations (and Mary Lee Walsh), along with the infamous shecameforcwc.jpg. In the Sonichu canon, Rosechu discovers 4-cent_garbage and its page that slanders Sonichu, Chris, and her, along with “lifelike” drawings of Rosechu with a pickle. Rosechu then crawls into her dirty, mildew laden bathroom and takes pictures of herself in the nude, then uploads them onto the 4-cent website. It's true what they say about how art imitates life.
4-cent employees can be either people or demons, and alcohol is actually allowed at the work place: it being a well-known fact that only evil people drink. Their headquarters have the color red all over the walls, and consists of 72 floors (or 66+6, because THEY'RE EVIL). Each of these floors contains either cartoon porn or racist humor about Barack Obama.
In Sonichu 8, Sonichu, Rosechu, and Wild go to their headquarters to attack Jason Kendrick Howell, the leader of 4-cent_garbage, and fail. And who said life doesn't imitate art? Rosechu also facerapes Mr. Howell for women's rights in the 4-cent building.
In Sonichu 10, Chris, finally out of the Time Void, sets plans into motion to destroy the building. Arriving there, Chris is first attacked by Jason, who traps Chris as Chris-Chan Sonichu and has Beel steal Chris's medallion, only to learn it's his ring that's the source of his powers. Later, Chris uses Guitar Hero to play a song where Chris complains about the state of the Power Rangers to murder every living thing on the property by destroying the building, narrowly avoiding getting the blood fo Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus on his hands by their mutual suicide. Meanwhile, Jason escapes before retiring, and Beel just escapes. Only 100 of the people out of the 1,000 inside were killed while 250 were injured. Of course, it's all perfectly okay because Chris shed tears over it.
