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[[ | [[File:IWillNotWriteOnThisChalkboard.PNG|thumb|right|Some of the more ironic notes on the Charlottesville Free Speech Wall.]] | ||
In '''Chris's Big Night Out II''', [[Chris]] hangs out with his [[gal-pal]] [[Kim Wilson]] again. It is revealed here that [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend Factor|she has a boyfriend]], but doesn't want Chris to know because he'll throw a huge hissy fit. Ironically, she says that right in front of him, but he's too busy "playing ''[[Guitar Hero]]''" to notice. | |||
==Chris draws Sonichu== | |||
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===Transcript=== | ===Transcript=== | ||
'' | [''Chris is kneeling down in front of the [[Charlottesville]] Free Speech Wall, where he draws [[Sonichu]]'s head in yellow chalk. He draws a [[Chris and copyright|©]] under Sonichu and begins to write his name next to the drawing. At about 0:32 a woman crouches next to him to write something on the wall, and Chris takes a second to register this. He continues writing [[Chris and his ego|"Christian W Chandler is a Nice and Good Man"]]. He straightens up and poses next to the drawing, giving the camera a thumbs-up sign.''] | ||
'''Kim:''' Okay, lemme take a picture. | |||
==Chris | ==Chris fires away== | ||
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| next = [[Chris's Big Night Out#Chris Loves The Nightlife|Chris Loves The Nightlife]] | |||
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===Transcript=== | ===Transcript=== | ||
[''Some | [''Some girl in the background does a mediocre job of singing [[Sonichu & Chris Chan in Guitar Hero World Tour|Pat Benatar]]'s "[[Wikipedia:Hit Me with Your Best Shot|Hit Me with Your Best Shot]]"''] | ||
<font color="blue">'''Chris:'''</font> [''singing along''] ...your best shot! | |||
'''Kim:''' Oh, God.... | |||
<font color="blue">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm praying ''[[Guitar Hero]]''! | |||
'''Kim:''' [''Laughs''] | |||
'''Guy:''' So, next time you're going to bring your boyfriend? | |||
'''Kim:''' That might be a... bad idea. | |||
<font color="blue">'''Chris:'''</font> [''Whilst air-guitaring in such a way that would cause even the most amateur guitar player scratch his head, mouths "hit me with your best shot" in sync with the song''] | |||
'''Guy:''' You don't want him to know? | |||
'''Kim:''' He wouldn't [[12 October 2009|take it real well]]. | |||
Guy: | '''Guy:''' Huh? | ||
'''Kim:''' He wouldn't take it well. Which is understandable, really. [''laughs like Elmer Fudd''] | |||
['' | <font color="blue">'''Chris:'''</font> [''Hideously "struts" his "stuff" when the song gets to the guitar solo, imagining that he is air guitarring a badass solo... all on open strings!''] | ||
'''Guy:''' We got the guitarist right here, everybody! We got the guitarist! | |||
['' | '''Kim:''' [''Laughs and cheers''] | ||
[''After another full minute of Chris making an ass of himself, the song is coming to a close''] | |||
'''Kim:''' Chris! | |||
[''The one and only creator of the [[Sonichu]] franchise finally sits his shameless ass down''] | |||
'''Kim:''' [''Laughs''] | |||
< | <font color="blue">'''Chris:'''</font> [''In a Southern accent''] Star power, baby! | ||
'''Kim:''' Yep. | |||
==Chris needs females== | |||
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| next = [[Chris's Big Night Out#Chris Loves The Nightlife|Chris Loves The Nightlife]] | |||
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{{quote|All female hands on me!}} | {{quote|All female hands on me!}} | ||
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===Transcript=== | ===Transcript=== | ||
Chris: All female hands on me! | <font color="blue">'''Chris:'''</font> [[Adult Swim|All female hands on me!]] | ||
'''Kim:''' [''laughs''] So, how does the drink taste? | |||
Chris: [''sighs''] | <font color="blue">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sighs''] It—it's good. | ||
'''Kim:''' Good? | |||
Chris: Delicious. | <font color="blue">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sounds a bit rapey''] Delicious. | ||
==See also== | |||
*[[Chris's Big Night Out]] | |||
*[[So Need a Cute Girl]] | |||
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[A near public apology]]|nextlink=[[Rollin' and Trollin']]|}} | |||
{{EmilySaga}} | |||
{{Sweetheart Videos}} | {{Sweetheart Videos}} | ||
[[Category: Social life]] | [[Category: Social life]] | ||
[[Category:Outdoor videos]] | |||
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, July 2009| 2009-07-12]] | |||
[[Category:Field agent videos| 2009-07-12]] | |||
Latest revision as of 02:08, 24 January 2022
In Chris's Big Night Out II, Chris hangs out with his gal-pal Kim Wilson again. It is revealed here that she has a boyfriend, but doesn't want Chris to know because he'll throw a huge hissy fit. Ironically, she says that right in front of him, but he's too busy "playing Guitar Hero" to notice.
Chris draws Sonichu
| Jet Set CWCville | |
| Saga |  Emily
|
Transcript
[Chris is kneeling down in front of the Charlottesville Free Speech Wall, where he draws Sonichu's head in yellow chalk. He draws a © under Sonichu and begins to write his name next to the drawing. At about 0:32 a woman crouches next to him to write something on the wall, and Chris takes a second to register this. He continues writing "Christian W Chandler is a Nice and Good Man". He straightens up and poses next to the drawing, giving the camera a thumbs-up sign.]
Kim: Okay, lemme take a picture.
Chris fires away
| CwcTar | |
| Saga | Emily
|
| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009 |
next Chris Loves The Nightlife |
| Chris Firing a away | |
| Saga | Emily
|
| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009 |
next Chris Loves The Nightlife |
Transcript
[Some girl in the background does a mediocre job of singing Pat Benatar's "Hit Me with Your Best Shot"]
Chris: [singing along] ...your best shot!
Kim: Oh, God....
Chris: I'm praying Guitar Hero!
Kim: [Laughs]
Guy: So, next time you're going to bring your boyfriend?
Kim: That might be a... bad idea.
Chris: [Whilst air-guitaring in such a way that would cause even the most amateur guitar player scratch his head, mouths "hit me with your best shot" in sync with the song]
Guy: You don't want him to know?
Kim: He wouldn't take it real well.
Guy: Huh?
Kim: He wouldn't take it well. Which is understandable, really. [laughs like Elmer Fudd]
Chris: [Hideously "struts" his "stuff" when the song gets to the guitar solo, imagining that he is air guitarring a badass solo... all on open strings!]
Guy: We got the guitarist right here, everybody! We got the guitarist!
Kim: [Laughs and cheers]
[After another full minute of Chris making an ass of himself, the song is coming to a close]
Kim: Chris!
[The one and only creator of the Sonichu franchise finally sits his shameless ass down]
Kim: [Laughs]
Chris: [In a Southern accent] Star power, baby!
Kim: Yep.
Chris needs females
| CWC needin whimmenz | |
| Saga | Emily
|
| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009 |
next Chris Loves The Nightlife |
| “ | All female hands on me! | ” |
Transcript
Chris: All female hands on me!
Kim: [laughs] So, how does the drink taste?
Chris: [sighs] It—it's good.
Kim: Good?
Chris: [sounds a bit rapey] Delicious.
See also
| ⇐ A near public apology | Chris's videos | Rollin' and Trollin' ⇒ |
 Emily Saga
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People: Chris • LoveYouLongTime (Emily • Kim Wilson • Unknown Gal-pals) • Bob Chandler • Man in the Pickle Suit • Magical Man • Clyde Cash • Faeryn • Robert Simmons V • Bryan Bash | ||||||
| LoveYouLongTime: | Emily: | Kim: | ||||
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| Coinciding Sagas: Clyde Cash, Liquid | ||||||