Crumple-Lope
The Crumple-Lope was a crumpled envelope, kept within the Scrapbook of Fail, in which resided the torn-up original drawing of ShecameforCWC.JPG[1], as well as several other "shamed past relationship art works."[2] It showed Chris's willingness to act out his anger on inanimate objects (dolls, signs, Lego minfigs, etc.), as well as his hatred of throwing anything out (inherited from Barb).
Given the description, it could contain the torn-up remains of the Sonichu Specials (Sonichu Special 1, Wedding Comic, Giant Penis Comic, Sonichu Special 4), Jackie's "unga-wunga" drawings and many more.
It has been damaged forever after the 14 Branchland Court fire, given that it was stored in the Scrapbook of Fail that has been confirmed to have been lost in the fire. Unlike his other stuff, however, Chris is most likely thankful that this Relic of Fail has been reduced to ashes.
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