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===8 May, 03:09 - 03:16===
===8 May, 03:09 - 03:16===
Chris then turned to the [[List of Chris's PSN game downloads]], clarifying that his ''[[Wikipedia:Killzone_2|Killzone 2]]'' add-on pack was not bought by the trolls who took over his [[PSN]], but his ''Resistance: Fall of Man'' pack was.<ref>[http://www.sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_Chris's_PSN_game_downloads&diff=prev&oldid=88589]</ref> He also said that the ''Downfall'' he bought was a movie, not a video game,<ref>[http://www.sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_Chris's_PSN_game_downloads&diff=prev&oldid=88589]</ref> and removed a slanderous mockery that implied that his [[duck]] was small.<ref>[http://www.sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_Chris's_PSN_game_downloads&diff=prev&oldid=88590]</ref>
Chris then turned to the [[List of Chris's PSN game downloads]], clarifying that his ''[[Wikipedia:Killzone_2|Killzone 2]]'' add-on pack was not bought by the trolls who took over his [[PSN]], but his ''Resistance: Fall of Man'' pack was.<ref>[http://www.sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_Chris's_PSN_game_downloads&diff=prev&oldid=88589]</ref> He also said that the ''[[wikipedia:Downfall (film)|Downfall]]'' he bought was a movie, not a video game,<ref>[http://www.sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_Chris's_PSN_game_downloads&diff=prev&oldid=88589]</ref> and removed a slanderous mockery that implied that his [[duck]] was small.<ref>[http://www.sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_Chris's_PSN_game_downloads&diff=prev&oldid=88590]</ref>


===3 July, 16:02 - 16:25===
===3 July, 16:02 - 16:25===

Revision as of 02:24, 3 April 2011

Summary of the incident.

After Chris discovered the CWCki in March 2010, he demanded that pages related to his family and Gal-Pals be removed, giving two deadlines. Around midnight on 1 April, past the second deadline, he decided to attack CWCki, signing up as GodofThunderGodofWar. In true CWC style, his vandalism was less than impressive. In fact, due to the fact that he made them on April Fools' Day, many users just assumed that it was an elaborate and lulzy prank on the part of the administrators. But no, it was f'real. Christian's posts were aimed at altering the articles he vandalized to make the CWCKi seem to be praising him. As usual Chris's tenuous grasp of grammar made his edits stand out like a sore thumb.

Although Chris originally demanded that the CWCki's administrators only edit or remove pages related to his friends and family, it is perhaps telling that when he finally set himself to actively vandalizing the site, he ignored those pages, choosing instead to make edits glorifying himself.

(Please note that all times listed are EST.)

Chris later returned under the guise of JenkinsJinkies, making several posts from 5 May 2010 to 13 July 2010.

GodofThunderGodofWar

1 April, 12:35

His first action was to edit the Did You Know? column, removing the majority of the factoids while adding a few of his own, most of which were merely rewrites of existing comments.


Chris left the following factoids untouched:

  • ...that Chris is a descendant of Anne Boleyn, Queen of England?

Note how he failed to notice the sarcasm in the above comments.

Note: In his original edit, the link "10th grade" linked to a non-existent "10th grade" page.

1 April, 12:42

He then changed the Article of the Now from Ian Brandon Anderson to himself.

lolwut.

Christian Weston Chandler (born Christopher Weston Chandler on 24 February 1982) is a high-functioning autistic virgin, Honest, Cool and Honest Dude, and creator of Sonichu, a brilliant character, starring in his own self-titled online comic book.

His adult life has been largely defined by his goal of most Normal Human Beings; Finding their Meaning of Existence, Their True Love, Their own Self-Character. No One should ever interfere or ever make a mockery of such a tride and true quest to finding HIS own Happiness with his WOMAN who is to be his Wife.

Yes, friends, it gets far sweeter.

This edit is stands as perhaps the most condensed essence of Christian to ever emerge in pseudo-paragraph format. Between the utter butchery of the English language, blatant ego stroking, and unintentional creepiness ("Yes, friends, it gets far sweeter") Christian pretty much manages to sum up what legions of trolls have spent nearly half a decade trying to record for the world. Also note that, while on a website dedicated to trolling him, he still inserts links to other parts of the wiki. In all likelihood, Chris planned to vandalize these elements as well but stopped due to stress.

Note: In his original edit, the link "brilliant" linked to a non-existent "brilliant" page.

1 April, 12:44

A couple of minutes after, he made the infamous CWCRockin4Way.jpg the Picture of the Now.

lolwut?

A recently leaked image shows an illustration by Chris having Sweet, Sweet Sex with three young women, including a white one, a black one, and one in-between.Chocolate-Vanilla Swirls!!! YAY! 8D

Note: In his original edit, the link "Sweet, Sweet Sex" linked to a non-existent "Sweet, Sweet Sex" page.

JenkinsJinkies

5 May, 01:08

Chris commented on the hacking of the PS3, saying the supposed bug was just an antenna. However, later that day he tore out the antenna anyway, just to be safe.[1]

8 May, 03:09 - 03:16

Chris then turned to the List of Chris's PSN game downloads, clarifying that his Killzone 2 add-on pack was not bought by the trolls who took over his PSN, but his Resistance: Fall of Man pack was.[2] He also said that the Downfall he bought was a movie, not a video game,[3] and removed a slanderous mockery that implied that his duck was small.[4]

3 July, 16:02 - 16:25

Chris created the bizarre Coffee Place article, ranting about Amanda, a part-time manajerk, who wouldn't give Chris a The Twilight Saga: Eclipse Sweepstake[5] token because he only bought a $1.09 ice cream. He also takes issue with Amanda's tolerance for niggos, and appears to fantasize about raping her.

3 July, 20:16

Chris gave more background to the Coffee Place, saying "Robert was shouting at Amanda, and eventually Chrissy joined in with an uproar so loud, it would have awaken the dead." He added:

I am very much the Master Mind in the family. My father is damned retarded. But enough about me, I hate Chris as much as the rest of you. Stopping the presses on his books and giving up his website; it still pisses me off. If I recall correctly, it was about 10:30 when the Father and Son Duo left, so best bet is about 10:00 AM to try and intercept. I want to see Chris, if not both of them, squirm in torture from our Trolling of him. I really want to see him blow his top off again. LULZ.
JenkinsJinkies[6]

11 July, 19:43 - 12 July, 08:05

Chris left several crazy messages on his talk page, including asking about where he could find Bryan Bash's escort agency; he described himself as "as wild as a serial raper.", and also warned trolls that Chris is not to be messed with.

13 July, 22:24

Even while pretending to be a troll, Chris couldn't resist pimping his ModNation Racers beta tracks.[7]

See also

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