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In [[Don't Mess With Me]], after Chris gets imaginary [[Clyde]] in a headlock, he tries to take the knife out of his pocket, [[Fail|succeeding only on the second attempt]]. After fiddling with it for a good three seconds, he manages to get the blade out. He then uses it to slit Clyde's imaginary throat.
In [[Don't Mess With Me]], after Chris gets imaginary [[Clyde]] in a headlock, he tries to take the knife out of his pocket, [[Fail|succeeding only on the second attempt]]. After fiddling with it for a good three seconds, he manages to get the blade out. He then uses it to slit Clyde's imaginary throat.


In [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!]], he brings it out again and after fiddling with it for a good ''seven'' seconds, he manages to take out the corkscrew and use it to threaten Tito.
In [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!]], he brings it out again and after fiddling with it for a good ''seven'' seconds, he gives up and proceeds to effortlessly take out the corkscrew and use it to threaten Tito.


Chris believes this knife is the cure to all his troll problems as he claimed that "he is armed" in his threat to this very [[CWCki]]. Obviously, Chris is overestimating the power of the blade and his competence with it were he to actually use it in a fight, as the mere act of opening it would give even the slowest opponent ample time to kick him in the [[duck]].
Chris believes this knife is the cure to all his troll problems as he claimed that "he is armed" in his threat to this very [[CWCki]]. Obviously, Chris is overestimating the power of the blade and his competence with it were he to actually use it in a fight, as the mere act of opening it would give even the slowest opponent ample time to kick him in the [[duck]].

Revision as of 14:56, 15 March 2010

How Chris wishes he could use the knife...
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How Chris will use the knife in real life

This pocket knife, given to him by the powers that be, is Chris's newest weapon to use as a means of threatening people.

Exactly why he believes that anyone would be intimidated by a penknife is a question for the ages.

Use of knife

In Don't Mess With Me, after Chris gets imaginary Clyde in a headlock, he tries to take the knife out of his pocket, succeeding only on the second attempt. After fiddling with it for a good three seconds, he manages to get the blade out. He then uses it to slit Clyde's imaginary throat.

In Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!, he brings it out again and after fiddling with it for a good seven seconds, he gives up and proceeds to effortlessly take out the corkscrew and use it to threaten Tito.

Chris believes this knife is the cure to all his troll problems as he claimed that "he is armed" in his threat to this very CWCki. Obviously, Chris is overestimating the power of the blade and his competence with it were he to actually use it in a fight, as the mere act of opening it would give even the slowest opponent ample time to kick him in the duck.

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See Also

  • Fangs: Chris's previous weapon used to menace trolls.
  • Megatron Pistol: Chris's other previous weapon used to menace trolls.