Difference between revisions of "The Oversized Drinking Straw"

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(I'm pretty sure it's not an open mouth - Chris has probably sucked on a straw long enough to know how to do it. It looks more like he just drew his lips massively bigger.)
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It's worth noting that even the "new, improved" Drinking Straw of Fail is wider than any of cartoon Chris-chan's fingers or thumbs, and the part above the bend is for some reason narrower than the part below. It would also be impossible to drink through a straw in the manner depicted -- the drinker's lips have to form an airtight seal around the straw in order to draw liquid up through it. In other words, Chris cannot even correct any of his mistakes without finding some other way to screw up in the process.
It's worth noting that even the "new, improved" Drinking Straw of Fail is wider than any of cartoon Chris-chan's fingers or thumbs, and the part above the bend is for some reason narrower than the part below. Chris's lips also appear to have ballooned to an enormous size, almost as though he's wearing lipstick now. In other words, Chris cannot even correct any of his mistakes without finding some other way to screw up in the process.


==Gallery==
==Gallery==

Revision as of 15:20, 7 November 2009

The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail was introduced in Sub-Episode 7, wherein Chris fellated a beverage whilst evading jerkops. In the version posted on CWCipedia, Chris has edited the Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail to look slightly less retarded:

Chris-Straw-Retcon.JPG

It's worth noting that even the "new, improved" Drinking Straw of Fail is wider than any of cartoon Chris-chan's fingers or thumbs, and the part above the bend is for some reason narrower than the part below. Chris's lips also appear to have ballooned to an enormous size, almost as though he's wearing lipstick now. In other words, Chris cannot even correct any of his mistakes without finding some other way to screw up in the process.

Gallery

See also