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[[File:PokewalkerIRL.jpg|thumb|right|A | [[File:PokewalkerIRL.jpg|thumb|right|A Pokéwalker in real life.]] | ||
[[File:Walker.jpg|left|thumb|All the 28-year-olds are doing it!]] | [[File:Walker.jpg|left|thumb|All the 28-year-olds are doing it!]] | ||
[[File:Pokewalkerblownup.jpg|left|thumb|Why would he wear them if he isn't walking?]] | [[File:Pokewalkerblownup.jpg|left|thumb|Why would he wear them if he isn't walking?]] | ||
[[File:PokewalkerSonichu.jpg|thumb|right|Artist's hypothetical depiction of the | [[File:PokewalkerSonichu.jpg|thumb|right|Artist's hypothetical depiction of the Pokéwalker of Fail.]] | ||
The ''' | The '''Pokéwalker of Fail''' is Chris's most recently-appearing relic of fail. | ||
A | A Pokéwalker is best described as a hybrid of a pedometer (unfortunately, not a [[pedofork|pedo]]-meter) and a [[Wikipedia:Tamagotchi|Tamagotchi]] that's PokéBall-shaped and was originally bundled with the [[Pokémon|''Pokémon HeartGold'' and ''SoulSilver'']] versions. Chris is using it not because he's interested in his [[Chris and health|health]] and wishes to monitor his exercise, but because you can place a Pokémon in the pedometer and gain experience points for it, find items, or catch more Pokémon by walking. So in an ironic fashion, it makes Chris even more lazy. | ||
Chris being the [[autistic|artistic]] fellow that he is, repainted his with Sonichu's colors. | Chris being the [[autistic|artistic]] fellow that he is, repainted his with Sonichu's colors. | ||
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It made its début on [[6 June 2010]] and later appears with him in public during the events of the [[Fridays After Five]] Concert that Chris attended on 18 June. | It made its début on [[6 June 2010]] and later appears with him in public during the events of the [[Fridays After Five]] Concert that Chris attended on 18 June. | ||
Another picture of Chris on 9 July shows that he owns at least two regularly-colored | Another picture of Chris on 9 July shows that he owns at least two regularly-colored Pokéwalkers, meaning that he didn't just get one from ''HeartGold'' and ''SoulSilver'' each, but an additional one as well. The only reason he can be using more than one is because he thought it would allow him to level up more pokemon at once. Too bad only one Pokéwalker works with each game at a time, huh? | ||
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[[Category:Relics of Fail]] | [[Category:Relics of Fail]] | ||
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The Pokéwalker of Fail is Chris's most recently-appearing relic of fail.
A Pokéwalker is best described as a hybrid of a pedometer (unfortunately, not a pedo-meter) and a Tamagotchi that's PokéBall-shaped and was originally bundled with the Pokémon HeartGold and SoulSilver versions. Chris is using it not because he's interested in his health and wishes to monitor his exercise, but because you can place a Pokémon in the pedometer and gain experience points for it, find items, or catch more Pokémon by walking. So in an ironic fashion, it makes Chris even more lazy.
Chris being the artistic fellow that he is, repainted his with Sonichu's colors.
It made its début on 6 June 2010 and later appears with him in public during the events of the Fridays After Five Concert that Chris attended on 18 June.
Another picture of Chris on 9 July shows that he owns at least two regularly-colored Pokéwalkers, meaning that he didn't just get one from HeartGold and SoulSilver each, but an additional one as well. The only reason he can be using more than one is because he thought it would allow him to level up more pokemon at once. Too bad only one Pokéwalker works with each game at a time, huh?
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