ECV 00002

How Chris uses science and technology to achieve his ultimate transformation.

ECV 00002 is a video uploaded on 10 October 2010 in which Chris uses the power of Random Access Humor and jump cuts to transform into his Super-Mode.

The results are mixed; Chris at least attempts to use the same pose and positioning before and after the jump cut, but this baby step towards competence is overshadowed by a retard-fall back by the slip-shod cosplay self-paint job. An odd, incomplete white field over most of his face meant to resemble Sonic/Sonichu-style eyes, a cone-ear constructed out of construction paper (which regularly falls off, despite Chris's lack of movement), and a white "chest-fur" patch, which is supposed to be an outline of the Medallion of Fail only serve to further damage Chris's physical appearance.

In the video, Chris makes his obligatory shout-out to his sweetheart-of-the-moment, once again showing that this latest surge of videos have been made for Jackie, who couldn't possibly be a troll, and HONESTLY and TRULY loves Chris with all her heart and soul. Furthermore, it's implied from Chris's words that he has yet to physically meet Jackie.

The Plush Breasts make a cameo appearance in this video. Chris also holds a PS3 Navigation Controller in his left hand, though it once again appears to serve no purpose.

Video

ECV 00002
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Stardate	10 October 2010
Subject Matter	Trolls Trolls, Sex Sex
Performance Style	Reason Reason, Crazy Crazy
Saga	Jackie Jackie
Shirt	Red Yellow Stripe The Racing Stripe, Body paint
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Transcript

Hello, folks. Hm. Well, and now for something completely different. Electric hedgehog power PEW!

[Chris seamlessly transforms into Chris-Chan Sonichu. The transformation straightens his back, lowers and bends his arms, and moves a few items in the background]

Pew. [Chris-chan Sonichu's right ear falls off] This would be me in my super mode! [Chris puts the right ear back on] If I actually had the super powers. [The right ear falls off yet again, but is put back in place] But I don't in real life. But I dressed up like this anyway, to, I don't know, [The same ear falls off yet again, promptly readjusted] just to say something or just to have fun.

Anyway, live an honest life, don't curse, don't badmouth people... It's just not cool. You know? Don't pic- don't torture me. At least I am doing this and I have myself a woman, so there. So she'll appreciate this very much. She appreciates almo- everything I do for her. Especially these videos.

Jackie, I love you. I want to hold you in my arms, sweetheart. You come over right on here and we'll do each other right. Sweet times...

[Pause]

Alright anyway, stay in school, stay well, um... you know, just live life peace- live peacefully. Don't take- don't be angry at people. Don't be mean.

OK? A'right.

Take care.

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