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[[Image:CWCmassdebate.jpg|thumb|right||Chris doing it wrong.]] | [[Image:CWCmassdebate.jpg|thumb|right||Chris doing it wrong.]] | ||
'''Mass debating''' is the [[CWC-ism]] for the act of masturbation | '''Mass debating''' is the [[CWC-ism]] for the act of masturbation. | ||
On Valentine's Day 2009, [[Bob Chandler|his father]] [[Bob Walks In|walked in]] on his son mass debating, leading to Chris's Internet being cut down. | On Valentine's Day 2009, [[Bob Chandler|his father]] [[Bob Walks In|walked in]] on his son mass debating, leading to Chris's Internet being cut down. | ||
==Discovery== | ==Discovery== | ||
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{{quote|actually figured it out for myself, in my room one night after having unlocked the parental lock; I found the pool scene in "I Like to Play Games Too", and I just figured it out for myself.}} | {{quote|actually figured it out for myself, in my room one night after having unlocked the parental lock; I found the pool scene in "I Like to Play Games Too", and I just figured it out for myself.}} | ||
Chris has informed his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] of his "mass debating" habit.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|BlueSpike PSN Chat III]]</ref> | When he first started mass debating, he did so by lying face down on his bed and rubbing his [[duck]] with a washcloth.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|BlueSpike PSN Chat III]]</ref> In early 2009 he would sit on the bathroom washbasin during the act.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|BlueSpike PSN Chat III]]</ref> In [[Ivy Q&A#Comics|Ivy's Q&A]] it was mentioned that Chris has used his pillow, folded in half, as a masturbation tool. | ||
He has informed his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] of his "mass debating" habit.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|BlueSpike PSN Chat III]]</ref> | |||
==Frequency== | ==Frequency== | ||
{{quote|And to keep myself from flying crazily off the handle at a random time, I keep my hormones in check at least twice a week by myself.|Chris on his mass debating.<ref>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&oldid=1997802418#The_Megan_Saga Chris's MySpace blog, via ED.]</ref>}} | {{quote|And to keep myself from flying crazily off the handle at a random time, I keep my hormones in check at least twice a week by myself.|Chris on his mass debating.<ref>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&oldid=1997802418#The_Megan_Saga Chris's MySpace blog, via ED.]</ref>}} | ||
While it is assumed by many that Chris has an uncontrolled sex drive and spends his days whacking it, the opposite is true. Rather, Chris has admitted to whacking off at least twice | While it is assumed by many that Chris has an uncontrolled sex drive and spends his days whacking it, the opposite is true. Rather, Chris has admitted to whacking off at least twice per week (based on chats{{cite}}, it seems that he limits it to twice). Possible factors for this include the fact that he has a bent [[duck]] which would make masturbation painful, in addition to a possibly low libido due to an unhealthy life style which may make it hard for him to maintain an erection. The sex audio with [[Julie]] seems to indicate that it takes Chris around twenty minutes to orgasm, which means that masturbation for Chris must be physically exhausting. | ||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
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File:Democrats mass debate.jpg
Democratic Presidential Candidates mass debating correctly.
Mass debating is the CWC-ism for the act of masturbation.
On Valentine's Day 2009, his father walked in on his son mass debating, leading to Chris's Internet being cut down.
Discovery
File:ILikeToPlayGamesToo.jpg
Now, imagine Chris fapping.
Based on a PSN chat with PandaHalo and an IRC chat, Chris did not discover masturbation until the age of sixteen:
| “ | actually figured it out for myself, in my room one night after having unlocked the parental lock; I found the pool scene in "I Like to Play Games Too", and I just figured it out for myself. | ” |
When he first started mass debating, he did so by lying face down on his bed and rubbing his duck with a washcloth.[1] In early 2009 he would sit on the bathroom washbasin during the act.[2] In Ivy's Q&A it was mentioned that Chris has used his pillow, folded in half, as a masturbation tool.
He has informed his mother of his "mass debating" habit.[3]
Frequency
| “ | And to keep myself from flying crazily off the handle at a random time, I keep my hormones in check at least twice a week by myself. | ” |
| Chris on his mass debating.[4] | ||
While it is assumed by many that Chris has an uncontrolled sex drive and spends his days whacking it, the opposite is true. Rather, Chris has admitted to whacking off at least twice per week (based on chats[citation needed], it seems that he limits it to twice). Possible factors for this include the fact that he has a bent duck which would make masturbation painful, in addition to a possibly low libido due to an unhealthy life style which may make it hard for him to maintain an erection. The sex audio with Julie seems to indicate that it takes Chris around twenty minutes to orgasm, which means that masturbation for Chris must be physically exhausting.