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'''100 2270''' is the third of three videos [[Chris]] uploaded on 7 [[October 2010]]. In it, he does a painful impression of [[Alec Benson Leary]] in a strange, nasal voice in an attempt to mock him. Half the time his insults are [[Chris and English|unintelligible]] and his assumed, [[South Park|Eric Cartman]]-like accent makes the problem even worse.
'''100 2270''' is the third of three videos [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] uploaded on 7 [[October 2010]]. In it, he does a painful impression of [[Alec Benson Leary]] in a strange, nasal voice in an attempt to mock him. Half the time his insults are [[Chris and English|unintelligible]] and his [[South Park|Eric Cartman]]-like accent makes the problem even worse.
Chris appears to randomly switch impersonations to one of [[Liquid Chris]] about midway through the video without changing his voice at all. He also proceeds to beat the dead horse about not only how Alec put [[Homos|homosexual imagery in Asperchu]], but about how violent Asperchu can be. [[Chris and Hypocrisy|Because we all know that Sonichu doesn't have]] [[Sonichu 10|gore, violence and needless killing of characters]], right?
Chris appears to randomly switch impersonations to one of [[Liquid Chris]] about midway through the video without changing his voice at all. He also proceeds to beat the dead horse about not only how Alec put [[Homos|homosexual imagery in ''Asperchu'']], but about how violent Asperchu can be. [[Chris and hypocrisy|After all, we all know that ''Sonichu'' doesn't have]] [[Sonichu 10|gore, violence and needless killing of characters]], right?


Chris also claims Alec Benson Liquid is from [[Wikipedia:Philadelphia, PA|Philadelphia, PA]], and seems to base this on a phone call he received from a Blockbuster video location. However, neither Alec nor Liquid live in the vicinity.
Chris continues the trend of using construction paper props, making a facsimile of Liquid Chris's brown-striped shirt. The [[Asperchu Medallion]] makes a reappearance in this video.


Chris continues the trend of using construction paper props, making a facsimile of the [[Chris and fashion|"Classic" clown shirt]]. (Why he does this instead of actually wearing that shirt is unknown.) The [[Asperchu Medallion]] makes a reappearance in this video.
A few months over half a year shy of one decade since this video's release, on March 8, 2020, Chris rewatched this video during a viewing of the 31st episode of ''[[Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History]]'', and commented on the episode's upload that he found the video funny, and predicted that people would make a meme out of his complete butchering of the word "homosexual" into "yamosexual".


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=== Transcription ===
{{quote|I am pretending to be Alec Benson Leary! Oh, look at me, I'm Alec! I draw teeeerrribly!}}
 
=== Transcript ===


''[Chris's face is partially obscured by darkness due to the lighting in his room. A large piece of cardboard with horizontal orange and grey stripes covers most of his chest. The Asperchu medallion is visible around his neck.]''
''[Chris's face is partially obscured by darkness due to the lighting in his room. A large piece of cardboard with horizontal orange and grey stripes covers most of his chest. The Asperchu medallion is visible around his neck.]''


''[Odd voice]'' Ello, web! Dis is Christian Weston Chandler 'ere! But I'm no-I'm not really Christian Weston Chandler, and I'm not the creator of Sonichu because I live in Philadelphia! I was born in Philadelphia! At least as far as I know. [[Things Chris has ripped off|I don't have any originality]], or idea points because I never put up a page of myself! In real life, and still I only mock the real Christian Weston Chandler in Virginia-and now I am mocking Alec Benson Leary, ''[grabs Asperchu medallion]'' I am pretending to be Alec Benson Leary, oh look at me I'm Alec, [[Chris and Art|I draw teeeerrribly]], ''[mimes drawing]'' I draw everything in squares, I put [[homos]]exual images in the background, [[Death threats|I kill everybody!]] I put [[Sonichu_10#Forgiveness....3F|gore all over the floor]]- gore and blood all over the place, ''[flails arms and shifts from foot to foot]'' I killed the real Christian Weston Chandler, I even killed the origina-I even killed the second dude, who pretended to be the original!  
''[Odd voice]'' 'Ello, web! This is Christian Weston Chandler 'ere! But I'm no- I'm not really Christian Weston Chandler, and I'm not the creator of Sonichu, because I live, in Philadelphia! I was born in Philadelphia! At least as far as I know. [''switches to an obnoxiously higher-pitched voice''] [[Things Chris has ripped off|I don't have any originality]], or idea points, because I never put up a page of myself... in real life, and still I only mock the real Christian Weston Chandler in Virginia! And now, I am mocking, Alec Benson Leary! ''[grabs Asperchu medallion]'' I am pretending to be Alec Benson Leary! Oh, look at me, I'm Alec! [[Chris and art|I draw teeeerrribly]], ''[mimes drawing]'' I draw everything in squares, I put [[homos|yamosexual]] images in the background, [[Death threats|I kill everybody]], I put [[Sonichu_10#Forgiveness....3F|gore all over the floor]], blood all over the place! ''[flails arms and shifts from foot to foot]'' I killed the real Christian Weston Chandler, I even killed the orig- I even killed [[Liquid Chris|the second dude who pretended to be the original]]!  


''[pauses for breath]''
''[pauses for breath]''


Anyway, I'm Christian Chandler, I live in Philadelphia, I also have girlfriend, her name is [[Kacey]], ''[more arm-flailing]'' except we're married now! And [[Chris and his ego|she coulda had the real Christian Weston Chandler]], who lives in Virginia, except I'm just a Christian Chandler who lives in Philadelphia! Now I'm sorry, [[Honor roll|I didn't mean Philadelphia, I meant to say Pennsylvania!]] Pennsylvania! But I pretended to be the original Christian Weston Chandler and rent movies from Blockbuster in Peennsylvaniaa! And the phone call was sent to the real deal, the real man in Virginia.
Anyway, I'm Christian Chandler, I live in Philadelphia, I also have girlfriend! Her name is [[Kacey]], ''[more arm-flailing]'' except we're married now! And [[Chris and his Ego|she coulda had the real Christian Weston Chandler]], who lives in Virginia, except I'm just a Christian Chandler who lives in Philadelphia! Now, I'm sorry, [[Honor roll|I didn't mean Philadelphia, I meant to say Pennsylvania!]] Pennsylvania! Where I pretended to be the original Christian Weston Chandler and rent movies from... Blockbuster in Pennsylvaniaaa! And the phone call was sent to the real deal, the real man in Virginia.


Yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yaddblahblahblahyahbahblahyablahlalalalalah!
Yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yaddblahblahblahyahbahblahyablahlalalalalah!
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''[Pause]''
''[Pause]''


[[Britney Spears|Hey baby hit me one more time!]] I done it from my head! Bye now!
[[Britney Spears|Hey baby, hit me one more time!]] I done it from my head! [''pause''] Bye now!


==See also==
==See also==
*[[100 2267]]
*[[100 2267|Chris as Clyde Cash]]
*[[100 2269]]
*[[100 2269|Chris as Sgt. Pepper]]


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Latest revision as of 15:40, 10 September 2021

100 2270 is the third of three videos Chris uploaded on 7 October 2010. In it, he does a painful impression of Alec Benson Leary in a strange, nasal voice in an attempt to mock him. Half the time his insults are unintelligible and his Eric Cartman-like accent makes the problem even worse.

Chris appears to randomly switch impersonations to one of Liquid Chris about midway through the video without changing his voice at all. He also proceeds to beat the dead horse about not only how Alec put homosexual imagery in Asperchu, but about how violent Asperchu can be. After all, we all know that Sonichu doesn't have gore, violence and needless killing of characters, right?

Chris continues the trend of using construction paper props, making a facsimile of Liquid Chris's brown-striped shirt. The Asperchu Medallion makes a reappearance in this video.

A few months over half a year shy of one decade since this video's release, on March 8, 2020, Chris rewatched this video during a viewing of the 31st episode of Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History, and commented on the episode's upload that he found the video funny, and predicted that people would make a meme out of his complete butchering of the word "homosexual" into "yamosexual".

Video

100 2270
Direct link YouTube, archive
Stardate 7 October 2010
Subject Matter TrollsTrolls Trolls
Performance Style RageRage Rage, CrazyCrazy Crazy
Saga AsperchuAsperchu Asperchu, LiquidLiquid Liquid Chris
Shirt Pity ShirtPityShirt.png Pity Shirt
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
previous
100 2269
next
ECV 00001


I am pretending to be Alec Benson Leary! Oh, look at me, I'm Alec! I draw teeeerrribly!

Transcript

[Chris's face is partially obscured by darkness due to the lighting in his room. A large piece of cardboard with horizontal orange and grey stripes covers most of his chest. The Asperchu medallion is visible around his neck.]

[Odd voice] 'Ello, web! This is Christian Weston Chandler 'ere! But I'm no- I'm not really Christian Weston Chandler, and I'm not the creator of Sonichu, because I live, in Philadelphia! I was born in Philadelphia! At least as far as I know. [switches to an obnoxiously higher-pitched voice] I don't have any originality, or idea points, because I never put up a page of myself... in real life, and still I only mock the real Christian Weston Chandler in Virginia! And now, I am mocking, Alec Benson Leary! [grabs Asperchu medallion] I am pretending to be Alec Benson Leary! Oh, look at me, I'm Alec! I draw teeeerrribly, [mimes drawing] I draw everything in squares, I put yamosexual images in the background, I kill everybody, I put gore all over the floor, blood all over the place! [flails arms and shifts from foot to foot] I killed the real Christian Weston Chandler, I even killed the orig- I even killed the second dude who pretended to be the original!

[pauses for breath]

Anyway, I'm Christian Chandler, I live in Philadelphia, I also have girlfriend! Her name is Kacey, [more arm-flailing] except we're married now! And she coulda had the real Christian Weston Chandler, who lives in Virginia, except I'm just a Christian Chandler who lives in Philadelphia! Now, I'm sorry, I didn't mean Philadelphia, I meant to say Pennsylvania! Pennsylvania! Where I pretended to be the original Christian Weston Chandler and rent movies from... Blockbuster in Pennsylvaniaaa! And the phone call was sent to the real deal, the real man in Virginia.

Yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yaddblahblahblahyahbahblahyablahlalalalalah!

[Pause]

Hey baby, hit me one more time! I done it from my head! [pause] Bye now!

See also

100 2269 Chris's videos ECV 00001
Chris's cosplay videos

Ash KetchumGroucho MarxIBA ChandlerPaRappa the RapperCherokian (I)Juggalo (I)ScotMr. PopoHamburglarGrimaceClyde CashPaul McCartneyAlec Benson Leary and Liquid ChrisCherokian (II)Chris-Chan SonichuFred Flintstone and Homer SimpsonCleveland BrownHarry Potter"Gangsta"GilliganDivine as BabsJuggalo (II)

Videos for trolls

Clyde Cash: Plea to Clyde | Chris Comes Out of the Closet | Vibrator destruction video | The proof | BACK THE FUCK OFF | Secret Weapon | Take that Page DOWN NOW! | YouTube Finale | A CWC Audition | Chris Calls Clyde Out | Sign destruction video | Clyde Cash the kid video | Challenge for Clyde | Challenge for Clyde II | Chris loses it | War paint video | Response to Gregg | To Clyde Gregg | ClydeGoingOnGregg1 | Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!! | Clyde is Weaker than Water | Getting Foam Ed | I AM STRONG | Twin Falling Towers | It will never end | Apology for doing WTC | No More Jokes | To Clyde and Jack | Don't Mess With Me | I am Clyde Cash | Chris has no creativity | Chris "executes" Clyde

Other trolls: We're Being Watched | Naïve YouTubers | A near public apology | Rollin' and Trollin' | CWC Trollin More | It's UGH! | Chris humps his PS3 | THAT IS MY HOUSE | Forgiveness Blessings | Curse the Trolls | Ultimatum for Vivian | Chris dispels videogame rumors | To Clyde and Jack | Multiple challenge | Asperchu fury | Surfshack Tito | A message to the Trolls | Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! | Chris Drops the N-Bomb | I Pimp My Ride | Chris tells the trolls | Sonichu copyrights | Stardate, August 27, 2010 | ItIsFinished | Anti Troll Movement Video1 | Don't make the Grimace sad | I am Alec Benson Leary | Calling Out videos | Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada

Lady Managers: Doxing Jeff/Francine | Thank You, Jeff, and I accept your apology. | Update 1/17/2016 | Jeff is Beyond Denounced.

Idea Guys: Freestyle Dance With Me, For Our World! | Cherokean Chant | Smashing | Get Out, You D*** Nazis! | Tour of Chris's House III | Chris apologizes to Gwen | Chris slaps himself | Dick Licker; that is I. | One-Hundred! | Chris pleads to stop Cryzel Torture‎ | All Star | Chris lost Crystal | I’m Sorry for Ruining so many Fandoms