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'''Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"''' is a video released by [[Chris]] on 20 [[August 2011]]. It is a bizarre rap ballad to wristwatches dedicated to [[Thorg]]. Chris shows off various wristwatches in his collection and flashes his [[PSP]], [[Chris and television|TV]], and [[3DS]] with images of wristwatches on them. Despite the video being barely over a minute in length, Chris quickly gets [[Obesity|out of breath]] while singing. The [[Sailor Moon poster]] is briefly focused on. Oddly, though his [[Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada|previous video]] blackmailing Thorg was removed, [[Autism|he felt the need]] to tag the video with "blackmail". 11 wristwatches are featured in this video. | |||
This video marks the debut of his "custom" 3DS, which has been fitted onto some sort of band on his wrist, acting like the PIP-Boy from the ''[[wikipedia:Fallout (video game)|Fallout]]'' franchise. As with any other device that Chris owns, the 3DS is covered in stickers, the only recognizable ones being Bumblebee from [[Transformers]] and the [[My Little Pony]] logo. | |||
The troll behind [[Thorg]] revealed in [[Thorg Q&A|a Q&A]] at he got Chris to make this video because other trolls wanted to see how he would pronounce 'wristwatch'. | |||
==Video== | ==Video== | ||
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{{Infobox/video | {{Infobox/video | ||
| name = Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg" | | name = Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg" | ||
| | | ytid = yuaYqiOEB6c | ||
| stardate = 20 [[August 2011]] | | stardate = 20 [[August 2011]] | ||
| subject = {{Music|text}} | | subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Comedy|[[Random Access Humor]]}} | ||
| style = {{Crazy|text}} | | style = {{Crazy|text}} | ||
| saga = {{ | | saga = {{Calling Out Saga|text}} | ||
| shirt = Unknown | | shirt = Unknown | ||
| previous = [[ | | previous = [[Calling Out Jack Thaddius - Ahuviya]] | ||
| next = | | next = [[Re-Calling Ahuvia]] | ||
}} | }} | ||
{{quote|I said the wrist, wrist, I said wrist, wrist, wrist, I said the wrist, wrist, wristwatches! Wristwatches!|You get the idea}} | |||
==Transcript== | ==Transcript== | ||
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Here's a little somethin' dedicated to [[Thorg|Master Thorg]]. | Here's a little somethin' dedicated to [[Thorg|Master Thorg]]. | ||
Wrist, wrist, | Wrist, wrist, I said the wrist, wrist, I said the wrist, wrist, wrist, I said the wrist, wrist, I said wrist, wrist, wrist, I said the wrist, wrist, wristwatches! Wristwatches! | ||
Wrist, wrist, | Wrist, wrist, I said the wristwatches! Wristwatches! ''[pause]'' Wristwatches! | ||
Wrist, wrist, | Wrist, wrist, I said the wrist, wrist, I said the WRISTWATCHES! Wristwatchesss! | ||
[''zooms in onto a [[Sonic]] wristwatch pinned to the wall''] | [''zooms in onto a [[Sonic]] wristwatch pinned to the wall''] | ||
Wrist, wrist, | Wrist, wrist, I said the wrist, wrist, I said the wristwatches! Wristwatches! | ||
Wrist, wrist, | Wrist, wrist, I said the wrist, wrist, I said the wrist, wrist, I said the wrist, wrist, I said the wrist-uh, wrist, wrist, I said the wrist-uh, wrist, wristwatches! Wristwatches! Wristwatches! | ||
Wriiiiistwatches! | Wriiiiistwatches! [''zooms in onto his 3DS and 3DS wrist charger''] | ||
Wriist, wriist, | Wriist, wriist, I said the wriist, wriist, I said the wriist, wriist, I said the... [''pans over to a computer screen, the Windows 7 taskbar is clearly visible''] WISTRATCHES! | ||
Ba-da, ba-da BOOM! | Ba-da, ba-da BOOM! | ||
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Wristwatches, for Master Thor-''[video ends]'' | Wristwatches, for Master Thor-''[video ends]'' | ||
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, August 2011]] | ==Aftermath== | ||
Despite appearing undaunted after being [[Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada|exposed]] by Chris, Thorg was thoroughly intimidated by this video and decided to leave the internet for good a day after it was uploaded. | |||
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Latest revision as of 22:10, 17 July 2023
Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg" is a video released by Chris on 20 August 2011. It is a bizarre rap ballad to wristwatches dedicated to Thorg. Chris shows off various wristwatches in his collection and flashes his PSP, TV, and 3DS with images of wristwatches on them. Despite the video being barely over a minute in length, Chris quickly gets out of breath while singing. The Sailor Moon poster is briefly focused on. Oddly, though his previous video blackmailing Thorg was removed, he felt the need to tag the video with "blackmail". 11 wristwatches are featured in this video.
This video marks the debut of his "custom" 3DS, which has been fitted onto some sort of band on his wrist, acting like the PIP-Boy from the Fallout franchise. As with any other device that Chris owns, the 3DS is covered in stickers, the only recognizable ones being Bumblebee from Transformers and the My Little Pony logo.
The troll behind Thorg revealed in a Q&A at he got Chris to make this video because other trolls wanted to see how he would pronounce 'wristwatch'.
Video
| Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg" | |
| Direct link | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 20 August 2011 |
| Subject Matter |  Music,  Random Access Humor
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| Performance Style |  Crazy
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| Saga |  Calling Out
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| Shirt | Unknown |
| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Calling Out Jack Thaddius - Ahuviya |
next Re-Calling Ahuvia |
| “ | I said the wrist, wrist, I said wrist, wrist, wrist, I said the wrist, wrist, wristwatches! Wristwatches! | ” |
| You get the idea | ||
Transcript
[Chris spends the entire duration of this video showing various devices with pictures of wristwatches on them, most notably a 3DS and a PSP attached to his wrists]
[brandishes an unopened Super Mario World-themed wristwatch]
Here's a little somethin' dedicated to Master Thorg.
Wrist, wrist, I said the wrist, wrist, I said the wrist, wrist, wrist, I said the wrist, wrist, I said wrist, wrist, wrist, I said the wrist, wrist, wristwatches! Wristwatches!
Wrist, wrist, I said the wristwatches! Wristwatches! [pause] Wristwatches!
Wrist, wrist, I said the wrist, wrist, I said the WRISTWATCHES! Wristwatchesss!
[zooms in onto a Sonic wristwatch pinned to the wall]
Wrist, wrist, I said the wrist, wrist, I said the wristwatches! Wristwatches!
Wrist, wrist, I said the wrist, wrist, I said the wrist, wrist, I said the wrist, wrist, I said the wrist-uh, wrist, wrist, I said the wrist-uh, wrist, wristwatches! Wristwatches! Wristwatches!
Wriiiiistwatches! [zooms in onto his 3DS and 3DS wrist charger]
Wriist, wriist, I said the wriist, wriist, I said the wriist, wriist, I said the... [pans over to a computer screen, the Windows 7 taskbar is clearly visible] WISTRATCHES!
Ba-da, ba-da BOOM!
Wristwatches, for Master Thor-[video ends]
Aftermath
Despite appearing undaunted after being exposed by Chris, Thorg was thoroughly intimidated by this video and decided to leave the internet for good a day after it was uploaded.
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