Amnyfest Ring

The One TRUE and HONEST ring.

Up close.

And you faggots thought it was his Medallion that gave him his powers.

“	One Ring to stalk the girls, One Ring to hide them, One Ring to touch the girls, and in the darkness bind them.	”
Probable ring inscription

The Amnyfest Ring, presumably a mispronunciation of Amethyst Ring (as amethyst is Chris's birthstone), and also referred to as his High School Ring, is Chris's fallback source of his powers to counter the victory cries of trolls dancing in the streets as his medallions were put on display. He then made some new shitty medallion that this ring could be attached to or some bullshit.

Trolls are advised not to attempt stealing the $200 gold ring purchased at Wal Mart as that would be theft, which is a felony. Also, it is suspected that, like the One Ring, it corrupts the possessor and can only be destroyed in the fiery pits of Mt. Doom. Furthermore, even if someone did steal it, he would just go on to say that the power was in his anal beads all along.

After the events of 04 March 2009, Chris has indicated that since the High School Ring is the source of all his powers, wearing his ring is sufficient enough to make a video TRUE and HONEST. However, as he made this statement without wearing the Medallion, this statement cannot be true. Despite this simple logical error on Chris's part, he explicitly shows his high school ring to confirm that it is an "official" video. Since then, (almost) every video has started with Chris briefly showing that he is wearing the ring, to indicate that it is a TRUE and HONEST video. Like Chris's DNA, the ring is indisputable proof of his identity, as no other person could order an amethyst high school ring in the same size with the same engravings. He has explained this in his CWCipedia Mailbag.

The enormous emotional significance that he attaches to it is further evidence that Chris cannot move on from high school.

On January 10, 2010, Chris, for some reason, started wearing the ring around his medallion while calling out Alec Benson Leary.

See also

• Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008
• Sonichu 10
• Retroactive continuity in Sonichu

External links

• Jostens High School Rings - Of which Chris's is most likely one.