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'''Muscle bra''' is a [[CWC-ism]] for the [[Wikipedia:sports bra|sports bra]] that [[Chris]] is wearing on his [[obesity|manboobs]].
'''Muscle bra''' is a [[CWC-ism]] for the [[Wikipedia:sports bra|sports bra]] that [[Chris]] is wearing on his [[obesity|manboobs]].


The muscle bra first appeared in [[October 2009]] in the leaked e-mail accompanied by the [[sports bra photo series]] of photos. His usually bouncy moobs soon became less noticable in the new videos.
The muscle bra first appeared in [[October 2009]] in the leaked e-mail accompanied by the [[sports bra photo series]] of photos. His usually bouncy moobs soon became less noticeable in subsequent videos.


Later the same month, Chris appealed to others to wear a muscle bra too:
Later the same month, Chris appealed to others to wear a muscle bra too:
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{{quote|I highly recommend this to every dude who goes around shirtless: wear a muscle bra. Because nobody, and I mean nobody wants to see your dog-gone ugly pecs, they're so ugly and repulsive, ugh... creeps everybody out.|Chris in [[Clyde is Weaker than Water]]}}
{{quote|I highly recommend this to every dude who goes around shirtless: wear a muscle bra. Because nobody, and I mean nobody wants to see your dog-gone ugly pecs, they're so ugly and repulsive, ugh... creeps everybody out.|Chris in [[Clyde is Weaker than Water]]}}


Chris seems to find the male chest and pecs unappealing, it is more than likely he makes this claim in a shallow attempt to appear straighter than straight. It is also likely that Chris himself find muscle bras to be a necessity given his unusually large breasts. Given his [[Chris and art|inability]] to differentiate differences in other human beings anatomy, Chris may possibly see it as necessary for other males to cover up as well.
Chris seems to find the male chest and pecs unappealing. It is more than likely he makes this claim in a shallow attempt to appear straighter than straight. It is also likely that Chris himself find muscle bras to be a necessity given his unusually large breasts. Given his [[Chris and art|inability]] to differentiate differences in the anatomy of other human beings, Chris may possibly see it as necessary for other males to cover up as well.


However all this raises the question, when was the last time Chris <s>went to the beach?</s> left Virginia?
However all this raises the question, when was the last time Chris went to the beach??


==See also==
==See also==

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Happy Chris in a muscle bra and with life upgrade
Unhappy Chris in a classic bra
OMG, WOW! This material feel so, so, so good on my skin.
Chris in the bra e-mail

Muscle bra is a CWC-ism for the sports bra that Chris is wearing on his manboobs.

The muscle bra first appeared in October 2009 in the leaked e-mail accompanied by the sports bra photo series of photos. His usually bouncy moobs soon became less noticeable in subsequent videos.

Later the same month, Chris appealed to others to wear a muscle bra too:

Chris with no bra whatsoever
I highly recommend this to every dude who goes around shirtless: wear a muscle bra. Because nobody, and I mean nobody wants to see your dog-gone ugly pecs, they're so ugly and repulsive, ugh... creeps everybody out.
Chris in Clyde is Weaker than Water

Chris seems to find the male chest and pecs unappealing. It is more than likely he makes this claim in a shallow attempt to appear straighter than straight. It is also likely that Chris himself find muscle bras to be a necessity given his unusually large breasts. Given his inability to differentiate differences in the anatomy of other human beings, Chris may possibly see it as necessary for other males to cover up as well.

However all this raises the question, when was the last time Chris went to the beach??

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