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Coerced into saying he was gay on [[YouTube]], [[Christian Weston Chandler]] employed several nonverbal clues to signal to his [[Trolls|fans]] that he was, in fact, straight. Among these was the '''Sailor Moon Poster of Fail''', which Chris later explained he looks at every night to help keep him straight. (While Chris doesn't realize how much irony he's created, as some, if not most, people would assume a man was [[Homos|gay]] if he had a poster of Sailor Moon on his [[The Wall of Originals|wall]].) | Coerced into saying he was gay on [[YouTube]], [[Christian Weston Chandler]] employed several nonverbal clues to signal to his [[Trolls|fans]] that he was, in fact, straight. Among these was the '''[[Sailor Moon]] Poster of Fail''', which Chris later explained he looks at every night to help keep him straight.<ref>[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]</ref> (While Chris doesn't realize how much irony he's created, as some, if not most, people would assume a man was [[Homos|gay]] if he had a poster of Sailor Moon on his [[The Wall of Originals|wall]].) | ||
In typical lulzcow fashion, the revelation that he needed an object to remind him of his shaky (and possibly fictitious) heterosexuality only served to tarnish Chris's reputation even further. This is not the first time that Chris has referred to heterosexuality as a status he struggles daily to maintain, nor is this the first indication of his [[Kimmi|sick lust for anime girls]]. | In typical lulzcow fashion, the revelation that he needed an object to remind him of his shaky (and possibly fictitious) heterosexuality only served to tarnish Chris's reputation even further. This is not the first time that Chris has referred to heterosexuality as a status he struggles daily to maintain, nor is this the first indication of his [[Kimmi|sick lust for anime girls]]. | ||
What is new is that of all the posters he could have chosen, Chris uses one that prominently features [[Wikipedia:Chibiusa|Chibiusa]], [[Sailor Moon]]'s prepubescent [[ | What is new is that of all the posters he could have chosen, Chris uses one that prominently features [[Wikipedia:Chibiusa|Chibiusa]], [[Sailor Moon]]'s prepubescent [[Daughter|daughter from the future]]. In short, he looks at a fetishized cartoon eight-year-old to reinforce his sexual appetites. But even if he didn't, according to Wikipedia, Sailor Moon, is in fact, [[Wikipedia:Sailor Moon (character)|14-16 years old], so it doesn't matter which one he looks at, he is still a [[pedofork]]. (Note that in Japan, the age of consent is considerably younger - around 13 or 14 years in some areas - so she would probably be perfectly of age in her trans-Pacific homeland. Of course, not only does Chris still live in America, but Chibiusa would still be pedobait...) | ||
It also has to be noted that like many young [[anime]] females, Sailor Moon's future daughter is distinctly tomboyish in appearance, which only strengthens claims that he is a [[homos|homo]] pedofork. | It also has to be noted that like many young [[anime]] females, Sailor Moon's future daughter is distinctly tomboyish in appearance, which only strengthens claims that he is a [[homos|homo]] pedofork. | ||
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*[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009]] | *[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009]] | ||
*[[Sailor Megtune]] | *[[Sailor Megtune]] | ||
{{stub}} | {{stub}} | ||
{{Relics of Fail}} | {{Relics of Fail}} | ||
[[Category:Relics of Fail]] | [[Category:Relics of Fail]] | ||
[[Category:Homos]] | [[Category:Homos]] | ||
Revision as of 23:17, 2 December 2010
Coerced into saying he was gay on YouTube, Christian Weston Chandler employed several nonverbal clues to signal to his fans that he was, in fact, straight. Among these was the Sailor Moon Poster of Fail, which Chris later explained he looks at every night to help keep him straight.[1] (While Chris doesn't realize how much irony he's created, as some, if not most, people would assume a man was gay if he had a poster of Sailor Moon on his wall.)
In typical lulzcow fashion, the revelation that he needed an object to remind him of his shaky (and possibly fictitious) heterosexuality only served to tarnish Chris's reputation even further. This is not the first time that Chris has referred to heterosexuality as a status he struggles daily to maintain, nor is this the first indication of his sick lust for anime girls.
What is new is that of all the posters he could have chosen, Chris uses one that prominently features Chibiusa, Sailor Moon's prepubescent daughter from the future. In short, he looks at a fetishized cartoon eight-year-old to reinforce his sexual appetites. But even if he didn't, according to Wikipedia, Sailor Moon, is in fact, [[Wikipedia:Sailor Moon (character)|14-16 years old], so it doesn't matter which one he looks at, he is still a pedofork. (Note that in Japan, the age of consent is considerably younger - around 13 or 14 years in some areas - so she would probably be perfectly of age in her trans-Pacific homeland. Of course, not only does Chris still live in America, but Chibiusa would still be pedobait...)
It also has to be noted that like many young anime females, Sailor Moon's future daughter is distinctly tomboyish in appearance, which only strengthens claims that he is a homo pedofork.
See also
- Gaybian
- Chris and sex
- Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE
- Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009
- Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009
- Sailor Megtune
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