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[[Image:Pray_for_China.jpg|thumb|left|This is what Chris actually does. Also notice the comment from [[Jesus]] below.]]
[[Image:Pray_for_China.jpg|thumb|left|This is what Chris actually does. Also notice the comment from [[Jesus]] below.]]


[[Image:ShecameforCWC (200803).JPG|thumb|right|Chris putting his fingers in China]]
[[Image:ShecameforCWC (200803).JPG|thumb|Chris putting his fingers in China]]


[[Image:S_Republic_of_China.svg.png|thumb|right|YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG.]]
[[Image:Mao.gif|thumb|[[Mao]] is not impressed with Chris's shit.]]


[[Image:Mao.gif|thumb|right|[[Mao]] is not impressed with Chris's shit.]]
[[Image:China.JPG|thumb|If only it were that easy]]
 
[[Image:China.JPG|thumb|right|If only it were that easy]]


{{quote|I love DYKES! DYKES! CHINA!|Chris}}
{{quote|I love DYKES! DYKES! CHINA!|Chris}}


'''China''' is a [[CWC-ism]] for the vagina. [[Chris]] likes them along with dykes (or at least he might if he ever went near one, which he won't). He invented the euphemism because he feels uncomfortable saying the word "vagina", and finds solace in giving it the name of a [[CWCville|communist dictatorship]] (perhaps because Chris will never be allowed in either).  
'''China''' is a [[CWC-ism]] for "vagina", invented by Chris because he feels uncomfortable saying the word "vagina" and finds solace in giving it the name of a [[CWCville|communist dictatorship]] (perhaps because Chris will never be allowed in either).  


In his opening post on the [[Sonichu Girls]] forum, he expresses his love for the female genitalia, saying that each one is "truly a masterful work of [[God]]'s art that is simply beautiful in their own way.<ref>[[Sonichu_Girls#Introduction|Introduction post, Sonichu Girls]]</ref>" He then justifies his reverence for China by stating that he cares more about the [[women's rights|feelings and opinions of women]] than about their bodies.
In his opening post on the [[Sonichu Girls]] forum, he expresses his love for female genitalia, saying that each one is "truly a masterful work of [[God]]'s art that is simply beautiful in their own way.<ref>[[Sonichu_Girls#Introduction|Introduction post, Sonichu Girls]]</ref>" He then justifies his reverence for China by stating that he cares more about the [[women's rights|feelings and opinions of women]] than about their bodies.


Obviously confused when it comes to both euphemisms and basic units of measure, Chris has stated that he is sure to get "at least one ounce of vagina"<ref>[[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)]]</ref> within his lifetime. So far, he has not obtained so much as a milligram or even a micron of it.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008]]</ref>
Obviously confused when it comes to both euphemisms and basic units of measure, Chris has stated that he is sure to get "at least one ounce of vagina"<ref>[[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)]]</ref> within his lifetime. So far, he has not obtained so much as a milligram or even a micron of it.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008]]</ref>
It is worth noting (though almost certainly unknown to Chris) that during the Restoration Period, "china" was a euphemism for a woman's [[Virgin with Rage|virginity]], because both were in danger of being broken. This euphemism turns up in ''The Rape of the Lock''<ref>"Whether the nymph shall break Diana's law, / Or some frail china jar receive a flaw;" (105-106), http://rpo.library.utoronto.ca/poem/1645.html</ref> by Alexander Pope, who was slightly less ugly than Chris (despite being a crippled dwarf with deformed arms), and a much better [[Chris and writing|writer]].


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==Vaginatables==
Alternative CWC-ism for vaginas, used in Chris's alternative e-mail "ILuvVaginatables@aol.com" from his [http://www.networksolutions.com/whois-search/sonichuandrosechu.com whois info for sonichuandrosechu.com].
It is well known that vaginatables are a national delicacy in China, especially when placed in brine juice to create [[pickles]].


==Tom-Tom==
==Tom-Tom==
[[Image:tomtom.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Chris's duck hungers for one of these. Note the bend in the route.]]
[[Image:tomtom.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Chris's duck hungers for one of these. Note the bend in the route.]]
Another alternate CWC-ism for vaginas. Showed up in [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 26, 2009]], in an annotation, though Chris's usage of the term can be found as early as [[March 2008]] when he [[List_of_Christian's_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#March_2008|edited ED]] by replacing [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] with an image entitled "[[:File:TomTomCloseup.jpg|TomTomCloseup.jpg]]" which featured a closeup of Megan's genitalia from ShecameforCWC.
An alternative CWC-ism for vaginas, which appeared first in [[March 2008]] when Chris [[List_of_Christian's_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#March_2008|edited ED]] by replacing [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] with an image entitled "[[:File:TomTomCloseup.jpg|TomTomCloseup.jpg]]" which featured a closeup of Megan's genitalia from ShecameforCWC. It later appeared in [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 26, 2009]] in an annotation.


It should be noted that Chris is incapable of coming up with original ideas, and even this bizarre terminology was stolen. "Pound My Tom-Tom" was a short music video that debuted during the credits of the [[Adult Swim]] show "Lucy the Daughter of the Devil."<ref>''Also, "Tom-Tom" means VAGINA; Look it up in Episode 10 of [[Adult Swim]]'s "Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil,"'' description from [[LOOK at the truth!]]</ref> Humorously, the gag in the episode was that this is a particularly ''bad'' euphemism for vagina, and one of the characters embarrassed themselves by using it in public.
Chris got this name from [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1DVoH0Njow "Pound My Tom-Tom"], a short music video that debuted during the credits of the [[Adult Swim]] show "Lucy the Daughter of the Devil."<ref>''Also, "Tom-Tom" means VAGINA; Look it up in Episode 10 of [[Adult Swim]]'s "Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil,"'' description from [[LOOK at the truth!]]</ref> Humorously, the gag in the episode was that this is a particularly ''bad'' euphemism for vagina, and one of the characters embarrassed themselves by using it in public.
 
==Vaginatables==
Another CWC-ism for vaginas, used in Chris's e-mail address "ILuvVaginatables@aol.com" from his [http://www.networksolutions.com/whois-search/sonichuandrosechu.com whois info for sonichuandrosechu.com].
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Revision as of 19:39, 19 January 2011

This is what Chris actually does. Also notice the comment from Jesus below.
Chris putting his fingers in China
File:Mao.gif
Mao is not impressed with Chris's shit.
If only it were that easy
“ I love DYKES! DYKES! CHINA! ”
Chris

China is a CWC-ism for "vagina", invented by Chris because he feels uncomfortable saying the word "vagina" and finds solace in giving it the name of a communist dictatorship (perhaps because Chris will never be allowed in either).

In his opening post on the Sonichu Girls forum, he expresses his love for female genitalia, saying that each one is "truly a masterful work of God's art that is simply beautiful in their own way.[1]" He then justifies his reverence for China by stating that he cares more about the feelings and opinions of women than about their bodies.

Obviously confused when it comes to both euphemisms and basic units of measure, Chris has stated that he is sure to get "at least one ounce of vagina"[2] within his lifetime. So far, he has not obtained so much as a milligram or even a micron of it.[3]

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Tom-Tom

Chris's duck hungers for one of these. Note the bend in the route.

An alternative CWC-ism for vaginas, which appeared first in March 2008 when Chris edited ED by replacing ShecameforCWC.JPG with an image entitled "TomTomCloseup.jpg" which featured a closeup of Megan's genitalia from ShecameforCWC. It later appeared in Captain's Log, Stardate July 26, 2009 in an annotation.

Chris got this name from "Pound My Tom-Tom", a short music video that debuted during the credits of the Adult Swim show "Lucy the Daughter of the Devil."[4] Humorously, the gag in the episode was that this is a particularly bad euphemism for vagina, and one of the characters embarrassed themselves by using it in public.

Vaginatables

Another CWC-ism for vaginas, used in Chris's e-mail address "ILuvVaginatables@aol.com" from his whois info for sonichuandrosechu.com.

Sauces

  1. ↑ Introduction post, Sonichu Girls
  2. ↑ Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)
  3. ↑ Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008
  4. ↑ Also, "Tom-Tom" means VAGINA; Look it up in Episode 10 of Adult Swim's "Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil," description from LOOK at the truth!

See also

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