Twin Falling Towers
| “ | Have you no sense of decency, sir, at long last? Have you left no sense of decency? |
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| Army Special Counsel Joseph Nye Welch, talking about the Manchild | ||
Twin Falling Towers is a video uploaded on 1 November 2009. In this video, Chris proves once and for all he's an insensitive bastard by mocking the 9/11 terror attacks on the World Trade Center in his plan to blackmail Clyde. Sick, bizarre, tasteless and completely unexpected - in other words, classic Chris-chan.
This incident proves to us not only that Clyde Cash remains unfazed by Chris's previous intimidation attempts, but also that Chris himself is a morally bankrupt lunatic who would go so far as to mock a national tragedy in order to advance a personal vendetta, and it has been speculated that this video might even lead to him becoming the star player in a real-life game of Kick the Autistic, featuring an all-star opposition drawn from the ranks of the "Semper Fi" Brotherhood. Many believed that Chris must have been motivated by a trusted friend into creating such a video for the express purpose of causing Chris to embarrass himself for our amusement, but there has been no evidence to support this theory. Chris just managed to do something so horrible that it was difficult to believe, even for him.
This isn't the last time Chris made fun of a tragedy in which other people have died just to handle a dispute with somebody. Almost a year later, he would upload a video where he makes fun of the sinking of the RMS Titanic and all the people who died on board. Nice, Chris. Nice.
Video
This video was put in the Comedy category. Good job, Chris.
| Twin Falling Towers | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | November 1st, 2009 |
| Performance Style |  Smug  Crazy
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| Saga |  Clyde Cash
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| Other |  Audio
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Transcript
[Close up on an image of the World Trade Center before its destruction. Fragments of the photo of "Clyde", that Chris has been using this whole time, are visible through the silhouette of the towers. Laid over the image is a pointing cursor -- we are looking at a picture displayed on a computer screen.]
Well now, Mister Clyde...your toime and rutches...your fame and fortune shall fall just like these twin towers! They go crumbling down, with an airplane!
[Chris moves the cursor towards the "towers."]
Nyerrrrrrr! Pffff!
[Chris wiggles the cursor around the "towers" to give the impression that they have exploded. He then does a horrible imitation of Strong Bad from Homestar Runner.]
You are weeeeeeeak! I'm the strong wunnnnnn! You are going down Mister Clyde Cash! Gnrrrrrr!
Liquid Chris responds
Our Hero spotted the video not long after it was posted and offered a brief response reflecting the feelings of many observers.
| “ | HOW could You MOCK the ALMOST THREE THOUSAND PEOPLE who DIED in the Nine-Eleven Plane Attacks!? I WILL SHOW THIS TO KACEY, AND SHE WILL KICK YOUR ASS AND I WILL HELP.
Please Die, CWC |
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| YouTube comment from Liquid Chris | ||
He made another comment a few minutes later.
| “ | And Another Thing, KACEY is from a MILITARY FAMILY. Now you are Doomed.
CWC |
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| Liquid Chris, on how IBA further ruined any chances of getting to Kacey's china | ||
Unfortunately, no Marines have been spotted waiting outside of 14 Branchland Court. Yet.
See also
- Apology for 9/11 Joke
- Chris and death
- Random-access humor
- Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV - In which Chris does the exact same thing, this time using the Titanic disaster.
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