Crumple-Lope
The Crumple-Lope was, well, a crumpled envelope. Kept within the Scrapbook of Fail, inside the envelope resided the original drawing of ShecameforCWC.JPG[1], as well as several other "shamed past relationship art works."[2] Given the description, this could've likely meant the Sonichu Specials (Sonichu Special 1, Wedding Comic, Giant Penis Comic, Sonichu Special 4), the "UNGA-WUNGA" drawings, and many more, all of which were torn up for good measure.
The Crumple-Lope showed Chris's willingness to act out his anger on inanimate objects, but inability of throwing anything out (inherited from Barb).
After the 14 Branchland Court fire, it is likely that both the Scrapbook of Fail and Crumple-Lope were burnt away. It's currently unknown whether Chris is thankful that this Relic of Fail was burnt to a crisp, or is mournful about it.
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