Honest Content
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This article is rated M for Honest Content
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Honest Content refers to the way Chris believes that in order to be "honest" you must untactfully give away far too much private and/or personal information about yourself. While honesty may be the best policy, Chris has a poor grasp of what honesty is or when it's inappropriate to be "honest." Worse still, he seems to think the only way to attract a woman is to be unfailingly honest.
However, Chris will usually not be honest about things that actually warrant it, like he honestly didn't really go on a date with a girl named Chloe or that he was honestly fooled by trolls or how he honestly never went to Redmond. Likewise, according to Bob[1] Chris never tells him anything, suggesting that he's not honest with his own father.
Origin
The term "Honest Content" is derived from Chris's DVD which has a parental advisory for "Very Honest Content."
Likewise, it appears as a content descriptor in the ESRB rating for Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles. The game's Honest Content is apparently enough to earn it an M rating (for users 17 and older).
Honesty
Upon meeting you, Chris will be "honest" about his:
- Virginity
- Pink eye
- Fecal incontinence
- Love quest
- Autism
- Invented phobias
- Loneliness
- Recycling
- Donald Duck impersonation
- Genealogy
- Masturbation habits and how they quell his hormone induced rage.
His honesty, however, isn't limited to the horrible, but also the stupid. When mentioning his name-change, he always credits both God and The Bear, as though anybody gave a shit. Similarly, when talking about Sonic being his childhood hero he always clarifies that his hero was originally The American Rabbit. Whether or not he thinks he'll hurt the Rabbit's feelings if he doesn't make that distinction is unknown.
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