Kick the Autistic
Kick the Autistic is America's favorite game. This is the act of doing anything Chris doesn't like (for instance, a woman rejects Chris - "WHY MUST YOU PLAY KICK THE AUTISTIC?"). It is very probable he has done this in the past to get "speshul treatment" from "Young Ladies".
Variations
There are many known variations of the game, and we will go through the most effective.
Artiste Style
Enter a competition of artistry where Chris also competes, and out-talent him. (Usually easily done by showing any competence at all.) Favored by his fellow students and that no-good Adam Stackhouse. Beware: Chris may get grumpy and shoot at your photograph.
Blanca Style
Take the time to befriend Chris and pretend you are a Boyfriend Free Girl until Chris trusts you. Then get Chris to give you something of value to him, and destroy it.
Jimmy Hill Style
Chris is very funny about the material which he has plagiarized. If you are a artist troll or just bored, plagiarize Chris's plagiarized comics. He will throw a fit and "take legal action against you if not removed by 14 days." Oh wait, YOU CAN'T COPYRIGHT UNORIGINAL CHARACTERS DIPSHIT.
Sweetheart Style
Chris is of the completely clueless type, and will trust anyone with a little bit of time. Pretend to befriend Chris, and when you have gained his trust, tell him to do something lulzy. Say you are a woman who is turned on at the thought of him drinking his own semen. Once this happens, put the goods up on Encyclopedia Dramatica and wait for the lulz to come pouring in.
Pickleman Style
Somehow meet up with Chris while wearing a pickle suit. He will be bewildered by it and powerless to act.
Conclusion
Remember kids, Kick the Autistic is everyone's favorite game and can be replayed over and over with Chris. He just never learns.
See Also
- Jerkops
- Reggie Fils-Aimé - Video game president, hoping to release Kick the Autistic on all major Nintendo consoles in time for Christmas.