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{{quote|I love DYKES! DYKES! CHINA!|CWC<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008]]</ref>}} | |||
[[ | '''China''' is a [[CWC-ism]] for "vagina". | ||
==China== | |||
Uncomfortable saying the word "vagina," Christian resorts to the childish tactic of using similar sounding or slightly altered versions of the offending term. | |||
In his opening post on the [[Sonichu Girls]] forum, he expresses his love for female genitalia, saying that each one is "truly a masterful work of [[God]]'s art that is simply beautiful in their own way.<ref>[[Sonichu_Girls#Introduction|Introduction post, Sonichu Girls]]</ref>" He then justifies his reverence for China by stating that he cares more about the [[women's rights|feelings and opinions of women]] than about their bodies. | In his opening post on the [[Sonichu Girls]] forum, he expresses his love for female genitalia, saying that each one is "truly a masterful work of [[God]]'s art that is simply beautiful in their own way.<ref>[[Sonichu_Girls#Introduction|Introduction post, Sonichu Girls]]</ref>" He then justifies his reverence for China by stating that he cares more about the [[women's rights|feelings and opinions of women]] than about their bodies. | ||
Obviously confused when it comes to both euphemisms and basic units of measure, Chris has stated that he is sure to get "at least one ounce of vagina"<ref>[[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)]]</ref> within his lifetime. So far, he has not obtained so much as a milligram or even a micron of it.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008]]</ref> | Obviously confused when it comes to both euphemisms and basic units of measure, Chris has stated that he is sure to get "at least one ounce of vagina"<ref>[[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)]]</ref> within his lifetime. So far, he has not obtained so much as a milligram or even a micron of it.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008]]</ref> | ||
==Tom-Tom== | ==Tom-Tom== | ||
An alternative CWC-ism for vaginas, which appeared first in [[March 2008]] when Chris [[List_of_Christian's_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#March_2008|edited ED]] by replacing [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] with an image entitled "[[:File:TomTomCloseup.jpg|TomTomCloseup.jpg]]" which featured a closeup of Megan's genitalia from ShecameforCWC. It later appeared in [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 26, 2009]] in an annotation. | An alternative CWC-ism for vaginas, which appeared first in [[March 2008]] when Chris [[List_of_Christian's_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#March_2008|edited ED]] by replacing [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] with an image entitled "[[:File:TomTomCloseup.jpg|TomTomCloseup.jpg]]" which featured a closeup of Megan's genitalia from ShecameforCWC. It later appeared in [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 26, 2009]] in an annotation. | ||
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Another CWC-ism for vaginas, used in Chris's e-mail address "ILuvVaginatables@aol.com" from his [http://www.networksolutions.com/whois-search/sonichuandrosechu.com whois info for sonichuandrosechu.com]. | Another CWC-ism for vaginas, used in Chris's e-mail address "ILuvVaginatables@aol.com" from his [http://www.networksolutions.com/whois-search/sonichuandrosechu.com whois info for sonichuandrosechu.com]. | ||
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==Gallery of China== | |||
<center>{{collapsible | |||
|China | |||
|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
Image:Pray_for_China.jpg|This is what Chris actually does. Also notice the comment from [[Jesus]] below. | |||
Image:ShecameforCWC (200803).JPG|Chris putting his fingers in China | |||
Image:Mao.gif|[[Mao]] is not impressed with Chris's shit. | |||
Image:China.JPG|If only it were that easy. | |||
Image:tomtom.jpg|Tom-Tom. Note the bend in the route. | |||
Image:Chris chan by B Comes B-459.png | |||
</gallery>}}</center> | |||
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{{#ev:youtube|Br-yK7nbHuk}}</center> | |||
==References== | |||
<references/> | <references/> | ||
Revision as of 01:00, 23 July 2011
| “ | I love DYKES! DYKES! CHINA! | ” |
| CWC[1] | ||
China is a CWC-ism for "vagina".
China
Uncomfortable saying the word "vagina," Christian resorts to the childish tactic of using similar sounding or slightly altered versions of the offending term.
In his opening post on the Sonichu Girls forum, he expresses his love for female genitalia, saying that each one is "truly a masterful work of God's art that is simply beautiful in their own way.[2]" He then justifies his reverence for China by stating that he cares more about the feelings and opinions of women than about their bodies.
Obviously confused when it comes to both euphemisms and basic units of measure, Chris has stated that he is sure to get "at least one ounce of vagina"[3] within his lifetime. So far, he has not obtained so much as a milligram or even a micron of it.[4]
Tom-Tom
An alternative CWC-ism for vaginas, which appeared first in March 2008 when Chris edited ED by replacing ShecameforCWC.JPG with an image entitled "TomTomCloseup.jpg" which featured a closeup of Megan's genitalia from ShecameforCWC. It later appeared in Captain's Log, Stardate July 26, 2009 in an annotation.
Chris got this name from "Pound My Tom-Tom", a short music video that debuted during the credits of the Adult Swim show "Lucy the Daughter of the Devil."[5] Humorously, the gag in the episode was that this is a particularly bad euphemism for vagina, and one of the characters embarrassed themselves by using it in public.
Vaginatables
Another CWC-ism for vaginas, used in Chris's e-mail address "ILuvVaginatables@aol.com" from his whois info for sonichuandrosechu.com.
Gallery of China
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References
- ↑ Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008
- ↑ Introduction post, Sonichu Girls
- ↑ Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)
- ↑ Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008
- ↑ Also, "Tom-Tom" means VAGINA; Look it up in Episode 10 of Adult Swim's "Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil," description from LOOK at the truth!