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Jimmy Hill Style
Chris is very funny about the material which he has plagiarized. If you are a artist troll or just bored, plagiarize Chris's plagiarized comics. He will throw a fit and "take legal action against you if not removed by 14 days." Oh wait, YOU CAN'T COPYRIGHT UNORIGINAL CHARACTERS DIPSHIT.
Sweetheart Style
Chris is of the completely clueless type, and will trust anyone with a little bit of time. Pretend to befriend Chris, and when you have gained his trust, tell him to do something lulzy. Say you are a woman who is turned on at the thought of him drinking his own semen. Once this happens, put the goods up on Encyclopedia Dramatica and wait for the lulz to come pouring in.
Pickleman Style
Somehow meet up with Chris while wearing a pickle suit. He will be bewildered by it and powerless to act.
CChanSonichuCWC Style
Pretend that you are the TRUE and ORIGINAL creator of Sonichu, the electric hedgehog Pokémon. Upload videos on Youtube detailing your many encounters with Clyde Cash and your success at attracting a boyfriend free girl. Brag about the millions you have earned thanks to Sonichu, and try to conquer the Sonichu media empire that is rightfully yours.
Literally
One day, Chris will say the wrong thing to the wrong person at the wrong time, and they will literally kick the shit out of him. On that day trolls shed tears of joy, and once again feel as if there is some sort of justice in the world. That being said, no reasonable troll should ever use physical violence to harm Chris, there's no need to expend that any sort of effort on him and it's not worth giving Chris something he could actually call the police over. It will be much sweeter when he gets his ass handed to him by a random angry African American or someone with an alternate life-style. Even greater will be the day when he gets a little too touchy with a boyfriend-free girl and gets a face full of mace.
Examples of literally kicking the autistic include: The teachers at Nathanael Greene Elementary School (barely), Jerkops (probably exaggerated) and TJ from GAMe PLACe (almost).
However, Chris has never experienced any real physical pain in his entire life. His parents never raised a finger against him, there is no record of him being grounded, or punished in any significant way even after he was caught masturbating in the kitchen. The only exception to this is when Sarah Nicole Hammer tried to teach how to roller-skate. Chris fell down, got a boo-boo, ran home to mommy and vowed to never again even try to roller-skate.
Conclusion
Remember kids, Kick the Autistic is everyone's favorite game and can be replayed over and over with Chris. He just never learns.
See Also
- Jerkops
- Reggie Fils-Aimé - Video game president, hoping to release Kick the Autistic on all major Nintendo consoles in time for Christmas.