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[[File:Studalert.png|thumb|Chris (Farley) struggles even to hold on to the bar.]] | [[File:Studalert.png|thumb|Chris (Farley) struggles even to hold on to the bar.]] | ||
'''100 2278''' is a video [[Chris]] created on 12 [[October 2010]], at the behest of his [[sweetheart]] [[Jackie]].<ref>[[Jackie Chat 2]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie E-mails 18]]</ref> It leaked to the public the next month, on 6 [[November 2010]]. Chris attempts to do pull-ups, but shortly after beginning, gives up and admits defeat due to his [[obesity|weight]]. This event marks a historic day in | '''100 2278''' is a video [[Chris]] created on 12 [[October 2010]], at the behest of his [[sweetheart]] [[Jackie]].<ref>[[Jackie Chat 2]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie E-mails 18]]</ref> It leaked to the public the next month, on 6 [[November 2010]]. Chris attempts to do pull-ups, but shortly after beginning, gives up and admits defeat due to his [[obesity|weight]]. This event marks a historic day in Christory as it is the first, and one of the very few, times we have witnessed him acknowledge that he is not, in fact, [[health|superhuman]]. | ||
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{{Infobox/video | {{Infobox/video | ||
| name = 100_2278 | | name = 100_2278 | ||
| | | ytid = XWTsHUjAwl8 | ||
| stardate = 6 [[November 2010]] | | stardate = 6 [[November 2010]] | ||
| subject = {{Power|text}} | | subject = {{Power|text}} | ||
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| next = [[100 2357.MOV]] | | next = [[100 2357.MOV]] | ||
}} | }} | ||
{{quote|Well, can't do it.}} | |||
=== Transcript === | === Transcript === | ||
[''We see Chris's hands and knees on top of a jungle gym. He crawls backwards to grab hold of a horizontal bar.''] | [''We see Chris's hands and knees on top of a jungle gym. He crawls backwards to grab hold of a horizontal bar.''] | ||
[''Chris hangs from the bar, not far off the ground, for | [''Chris hangs from the bar, not far off the ground, for about five seconds. Quickly, the exertion causes him to lose his grip and drop to the ground.''] | ||
[''Chris grunts and jumps up to grab the bar again.''] | [''Chris grunts and jumps up to grab the bar again.''] | ||
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{{Collapsible|Gallery|<gallery> | {{Collapsible|Gallery|<gallery> | ||
File:100_2242.JPG|The corner of Chris's room, with famous artifacts such as [[The Wall of Originals]], the [[Sailor Moon]] poster of Straightening, the [[Gitar of Fail]], and the [[fanbase|fan]] favorite, the [[The Simpsons#Marge poster|Marge poster]]. | File:100_2242.JPG|The corner of Chris's room, with famous artifacts such as [[The Wall of Originals]], the [[Sailor Moon]] poster of Straightening, the [[Gitar of Fail]], and the [[fanbase|fan]] favorite, the [[The Simpsons#Marge poster|Marge poster]]. | ||
File:100_2243.JPG|The other corner has | File:100_2243.JPG|The other corner has a whole slew of consoles and other devices, including Chris's [[PlayStation 3]]. Clearly arranged in order of importance, otherwise he wouldn't put the Commodore 1541 disk drive on open and hide the [[Nintendo|Wii]] among the junk. | ||
File:100_2244.JPG|The [[McIntire Park]] sign. | File:100_2244.JPG|The [[McIntire Park]] sign. | ||
File:100_2245.JPG|The table with Lego blocks, also carrying ''Transformers'' and ''Sonic'' toys. Also a boatload of video tapes, CDs, magazines, yet another Gitar, and ironically a box or book cover whose only visible words are "the hidden". | File:100_2245.JPG|The table with Lego blocks, also carrying ''Transformers'' and ''Sonic'' toys. Also a boatload of video tapes, CDs, magazines, yet another Gitar, and ironically a box or book cover whose only visible words are "the hidden". | ||
File:100_2246.JPG|A view of the window and the chair, with too much junk to count. | File:100_2246.JPG|A view of the window and the chair, with too much junk to count. | ||
File:100_2247.JPG| | File:100_2247.JPG|The remnants of the [[Megan Shrine]], now almost completely dismantled and used as shelves for DVDs, a bunch of folders undoubtedly containing much the original hand-artery drawings of ''Sonichu'' comics, [[My Little Pony]] characters, and in case you forgot this was Chris's room, two more Gitars of Fail. | ||
File:100_2248.JPG|Game shelf meets the DVD shelf. | File:100_2248.JPG|Game shelf meets the DVD shelf. | ||
File:100_2249.JPG|The doorway that leads to sweet freedom ([[Tour of Chris's House|which is a lie]]). | File:100_2249.JPG|The doorway that leads to sweet freedom ([[Tour of Chris's House|which is a lie]]), with the [[ShowerClean|bathroom]] visible opposite. Notable artefacts in this area of the room include the blinking light ball seen in several videos, the original drawing of [[Chris_and_race#Hispanics|Espanolic and Vegaton]], various torn posters, and a piece of paper stuck to the door indicating that this is the '[[CWCville|Cwickville Gym]]', using an earlier spelling of CWCville. | ||
File:100_2250.JPG|A bit of the Sulking Couch beside the door and PSP/DS game shelf. Letter box labeled "current and important". Two posters for mass debation, and a badass chain or something. | File:100_2250.JPG|A bit of the Sulking Couch beside the door and PSP/DS game shelf. Letter box labeled "current and important". Two posters for mass debation, the [[Plush Breasts]], [[Lil' Chris]] and a badass chain or something can also be seen. | ||
File:100_2251.JPG|More video tapes and toys beside the Sulking Couch. Noticeable failure at photographing the ''Sonic'' trinket. | File:100_2251.JPG|More video tapes and toys beside the Sulking Couch. Noticeable failure at photographing the ''Sonic'' trinket. | ||
File:100_2252.JPG|Back to the first corner with the Wall of Originals and Marge poster. | File:100_2252.JPG|Back to the first corner with the Wall of Originals and Marge poster. | ||
File:100_2253.JPG|Female martial artists are awesome! ...Except that's not a martial arts move. And that's not a female either. We've been duped! | File:100_2253.JPG|Female martial artists are awesome! ...Except that's not a martial arts move. And that's not a female either. We've been duped! | ||
File:100_2296.JPG|Now with extra [[Plush Breasts | File:100_2296.JPG|Now with extra [[Plush Breasts|boobage]]. | ||
File:100_2299.JPG|'''TITTY MONSTER''' | File:100_2299.JPG|'''TITTY MONSTER''' | ||
File:BeatSketcher20101012.png|Has Chris been improving his art during the dry spell? '''[[Chris and art|SPOILER: NO]]''' | File:BeatSketcher20101012.png|Has Chris been improving his art during the dry spell? '''[[Chris and art|SPOILER: NO]]''' | ||
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==Fan videos== | ==Fan videos== | ||
{{Infobox/Fanvideo | {{Infobox/Fanvideo | ||
| name = Chan's Dream | | name = Chan's Dream | ||
| | | ytid = rwGzjMECCAw | ||
| stardate = 8 [[November 2010]] | | stardate = 8 [[November 2010]] | ||
| maker = raoulduke138 | | maker = raoulduke138 | ||
| subject = | type = | info = }} | | subject = | type = | info = }} | ||
== External links == | == External links == | ||
* [ | * [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1eTu0si4gKZcQOF2_SqClkyMxMDnO4fmI?usp=sharing Download archive] | ||
==Sources== | ==Sources== | ||
<references/> | <references/> | ||
Latest revision as of 14:08, 6 March 2024
100 2278 is a video Chris created on 12 October 2010, at the behest of his sweetheart Jackie.[1][2][3] It leaked to the public the next month, on 6 November 2010. Chris attempts to do pull-ups, but shortly after beginning, gives up and admits defeat due to his weight. This event marks a historic day in Christory as it is the first, and one of the very few, times we have witnessed him acknowledge that he is not, in fact, superhuman.
Video
| 100_2278 | |
| Direct link | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 6 November 2010 |
| Subject Matter |  Power
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| Performance Style |  Reason
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| Saga |  Jackie
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| Shirt |  The Racing Stripe
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| Other |  Leaked
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous ToJackie |
next 100 2357.MOV |
| “ | Well, can't do it. | ” |
Transcript
[We see Chris's hands and knees on top of a jungle gym. He crawls backwards to grab hold of a horizontal bar.]
[Chris hangs from the bar, not far off the ground, for about five seconds. Quickly, the exertion causes him to lose his grip and drop to the ground.]
[Chris grunts and jumps up to grab the bar again.]
Ugh...
[He quickly falls back down, and then looks to the camera.]
Alright, fine, I can't do a pull up. At least I tried.
[Chris springs up and tries to grab the bar again.]
Still tryin'.
[Chris makes grunting and gasping sounds.]
Well, can't do it.
[Chris tries to do a pull-up again with visibly shaking arms, grunts and sighs.]
Uh... Too sensitive to my... [sound of slapping belly] weight.
[Chris walks off camera.]
Images
Accompanying the leaked video were a selection of images, presumed to be ones Chris took for Jackie.
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Fan videos
| Chan's Dream | |
| Direct link | Youtube, archive |
| Stardate | 8 November 2010 |
| Made By | raoulduke138 |
| TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos | |
External links
Sources
| ⇐ ToJackie | Chris's videos | 100 2357.MOV ⇒ |
| 💪 💪 💪 Power videos 💪 💪 💪 |
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