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In '''Chris's Big Night Out II''', [[Chris]] hangs out with his [[gal-pal]] Scarlet again. It is revealed here that [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend Factor|she has a boyfriend]], but doesn't want Chris to know because he'll throw a huge hissy fit. Ironically, she says that right in front of him, but he's too busy "playing ''[[Guitar Hero]]''" to notice.
[[File:IWillNotWriteOnThisChalkboard.PNG|thumb|right|Some of the more ironic notes on the Charlottesville Free Speech Wall.]]
 
On 12 [[July 2009]], a month after [[Chris's Big Night Out|their previous outing]], Chris hung out with his [[gal-pal]] [[Kim Wilson]] again, in an event referred to as '''Chris's Big Night Out II'''. It is revealed here that [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend Factor|she has a boyfriend]], but doesn't want Chris to know because he'll throw a huge hissy fit. Ironically, she says that right in front of him, but he's too busy "playing ''[[Guitar Hero]]''" to notice (he also didn't seem to mind being around her previous boyfriend during their last outing together as well).


==Chris draws Sonichu==
==Chris draws Sonichu==


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===Transcript===
 
[''Chris is kneeling down in front of the [[Charlottesville]] Free Speech Wall, where he draws [[Sonichu]]'s head in yellow chalk. He draws a [[Chris and copyright|©]] under Sonichu and begins to write his name next to the drawing. At about 0:32 a woman crouches next to him to write something on the wall, and Chris takes a second to register this. He continues writing [[Chris and his ego|"Christian W Chandler is a Nice and Good Man"]]. He straightens up and poses next to the drawing, giving the camera a thumbs-up sign.'']
 
'''Kim:''' Okay, lemme take a picture.
 
==Chris and the Hedgehog Boys LIVE!==
{{Main|So Need a Cute Girl#Live performance}}
 
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===Transcript===
===Transcript===


''[Chris is kneeling down in front of the [[Charlottesville]] Free Speech Wall, where he draws [[Sonichu]]'s head in yellow chalk. He draws a [[Chris and copyright|©]] under Sonichu and begins to write his name next to the drawing. At about 0:32 a woman crouches next to him to write something on the wall, and Chris takes a second to register this. He continues writing [[Chris and his ego|"Christian W Chandler is a Nice and Good Man"]]. He straightens up and poses next to the drawing, giving the camera a thumbs-up sign.]''
[''As Kim sets her camera down on a nearby table, Chris gets up with a microphone and gets ready to sing.'']
 
'''Chris:''' Thank you!
 
[''Chris talks to the DJ; we can't hear what he says due to all the chatter in the restaurant, but he's probably requesting that the DJ plays "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys.'']
 
'''Kim:''' [''laughs'']
 
'''Chris:''' Yeah.
 
[''The instrumental for "I Want It That Way" starts about 45 seconds in, and Chris sings [[So Need a Cute Girl|his own lyrics]] over it, albeit changed in certain places'']
 
'''Chris:''' ...'cause I need a sweetheart. [''fervently slaps crotch''] LADIES, ALL HANDS ON ME. [''There are no takers, just laughter'']
 
'''Man:''' [''bewildered''] Oh-whoa-''WHOOOOA there, buddy!!''
 
'''DJ:''' Alright, that's getting out of hand...


'''Girl:''' Okay, lemme take a picture.
'''Man:''' Whoa-ho, you got that on film!


==Chris fires away==
==Chris fires away==


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===Transcript===
===Transcript===


[''Some JERK in the background is doing a mediocre job of singing [[Wikipedia:Pat Benatar|Pat Benatar]]'s "[[Wikipedia:Hit Me with Your Best Shot|Hit Me with Your Best Shot]]"'']
[''Some girl in the background does a mediocre job of singing [[Sonichu & Chris Chan in Guitar Hero World Tour|Pat Benatar]]'s "[[Wikipedia:Hit Me with Your Best Shot|Hit Me with Your Best Shot]]"'']


<font color="blue">'''Chris:'''</font> [''Sings along with the JERK''] -your best shot!
<font color="blue">'''Chris:'''</font> [''singing along''] ...your best shot!


'''Girl:''' Oh, God....
'''Kim:''' Oh, God....


<font color="blue">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm praying ''[[Guitar Hero]]''!
<font color="blue">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm praying ''[[Guitar Hero]]''!


'''Girl:''' [''Laughs'']
'''Kim:''' [''Laughs'']


'''Guy:''' So, next time you're going to bring your boyfriend?
'''Guy:''' So, next time you're going to bring your boyfriend?


'''Girl:''' That might be a... bad idea.
'''Kim:''' That might be a... bad idea.


<font color="blue">'''Chris:'''</font> [''Whilst air-guitaring in such a way that would cause even the most amateur guitar player scratch his head, mouths "hit me with your best shot" in sync with the song'']
<font color="blue">'''Chris:'''</font> [''Whilst air-guitaring in such a way that would cause even the most amateur guitar player scratch his head, mouths "hit me with your best shot" in sync with the song'']
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'''Guy:''' You don't want him to know?
'''Guy:''' You don't want him to know?


'''Girl:''' He wouldn't [[Noviophobia|take it real well]].
'''Kim:''' He wouldn't [[12 October 2009|take it real well]].


'''Guy:''' Huh?
'''Guy:''' Huh?


'''Girl:''' He wouldn't take it well. Which is understandable, really. [''laughs like Elmer Fudd'']
'''Kim:''' He wouldn't take it well. Which is understandable, really. [''laughs like Elmer Fudd'']


<font color="blue">'''Chris:'''</font> [''Hideously "struts" his "stuff" when the song gets to the guitar solo, imagining that he is air guitarring a badass solo... all on open strings!'']
<font color="blue">'''Chris:'''</font> [''Hideously "struts" his "stuff" when the song gets to the guitar solo, imagining that he is air guitarring a badass solo... all on open strings!'']
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'''Guy:''' We got the guitarist right here, everybody!  We got the guitarist!
'''Guy:''' We got the guitarist right here, everybody!  We got the guitarist!


'''Girl:''' [''Laughs and cheers'']
'''Kim:''' [''Laughs and cheers'']


[''After another full minute of Chris making an ass of himself, the song is coming to a close'']
[''After another full minute of Chris making an ass of himself, the song is coming to a close'']


'''Girl:''' Chris!
'''Kim:''' Chris!


[''The one and only creator of the [[Sonichu]] franchise finally sits his shameless ass down'']
[''The one and only creator of the [[Sonichu]] franchise finally sits his shameless ass down'']


'''Girl:''' [''Laughs'']
'''Kim:''' [''Laughs'']


<font color="blue">'''Chris:'''</font> [''In a Southern accent''] Star power, baby!
<font color="blue">'''Chris:'''</font> [''In a Southern accent''] Star power, baby!


'''Girl:''' Yep.
'''Kim:''' Yep.


==Chris needs females==
==Chris needs females==


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{{quote|All female hands on me!}}
{{quote|All female hands on me!}}
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<font color="blue">'''Chris:'''</font> [[Adult Swim|All female hands on me!]]
<font color="blue">'''Chris:'''</font> [[Adult Swim|All female hands on me!]]


'''Girl:''' [''laughs''] So, how does the drink taste?
'''Kim:''' [''laughs''] So, how does the drink taste?


<font color="blue">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sighs''] It—it's good.
<font color="blue">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sighs''] It—it's good.


'''Girl:''' Good?
'''Kim:''' Good?


<font color="blue">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sounds a bit rapey''] Delicious.
<font color="blue">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sounds a bit rapey''] Delicious.
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Latest revision as of 22:04, 1 May 2024

Some of the more ironic notes on the Charlottesville Free Speech Wall.

On 12 July 2009, a month after their previous outing, Chris hung out with his gal-pal Kim Wilson again, in an event referred to as Chris's Big Night Out II. It is revealed here that she has a boyfriend, but doesn't want Chris to know because he'll throw a huge hissy fit. Ironically, she says that right in front of him, but he's too busy "playing Guitar Hero" to notice (he also didn't seem to mind being around her previous boyfriend during their last outing together as well).

Chris draws Sonichu

Jet Set CWCville
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Transcript

[Chris is kneeling down in front of the Charlottesville Free Speech Wall, where he draws Sonichu's head in yellow chalk. He draws a © under Sonichu and begins to write his name next to the drawing. At about 0:32 a woman crouches next to him to write something on the wall, and Chris takes a second to register this. He continues writing "Christian W Chandler is a Nice and Good Man". He straightens up and poses next to the drawing, giving the camera a thumbs-up sign.]

Kim: Okay, lemme take a picture.

Chris and the Hedgehog Boys LIVE!

Main article: So Need a Cute Girl#Live performance


So Need a Cute Girl, Live Performance
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Transcript

[As Kim sets her camera down on a nearby table, Chris gets up with a microphone and gets ready to sing.]

Chris: Thank you!

[Chris talks to the DJ; we can't hear what he says due to all the chatter in the restaurant, but he's probably requesting that the DJ plays "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys.]

Kim: [laughs]

Chris: Yeah.

[The instrumental for "I Want It That Way" starts about 45 seconds in, and Chris sings his own lyrics over it, albeit changed in certain places]

Chris: ...'cause I need a sweetheart. [fervently slaps crotch] LADIES, ALL HANDS ON ME. [There are no takers, just laughter]

Man: [bewildered] Oh-whoa-WHOOOOA there, buddy!!

DJ: Alright, that's getting out of hand...

Man: Whoa-ho, you got that on film!

Chris fires away

CwcTar
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OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
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Chris Loves The Nightlife


Chris Firing a away
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Chris Loves The Nightlife


Transcript

[Some girl in the background does a mediocre job of singing Pat Benatar's "Hit Me with Your Best Shot"]

Chris: [singing along] ...your best shot!

Kim: Oh, God....

Chris: I'm praying Guitar Hero!

Kim: [Laughs]

Guy: So, next time you're going to bring your boyfriend?

Kim: That might be a... bad idea.

Chris: [Whilst air-guitaring in such a way that would cause even the most amateur guitar player scratch his head, mouths "hit me with your best shot" in sync with the song]

Guy: You don't want him to know?

Kim: He wouldn't take it real well.

Guy: Huh?

Kim: He wouldn't take it well. Which is understandable, really. [laughs like Elmer Fudd]

Chris: [Hideously "struts" his "stuff" when the song gets to the guitar solo, imagining that he is air guitarring a badass solo... all on open strings!]

Guy: We got the guitarist right here, everybody! We got the guitarist!

Kim: [Laughs and cheers]

[After another full minute of Chris making an ass of himself, the song is coming to a close]

Kim: Chris!

[The one and only creator of the Sonichu franchise finally sits his shameless ass down]

Kim: [Laughs]

Chris: [In a Southern accent] Star power, baby!

Kim: Yep.

Chris needs females

CWC needin whimmenz
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Chris Loves The Nightlife


“ All female hands on me! ”

Transcript

Chris: All female hands on me!

Kim: [laughs] So, how does the drink taste?

Chris: [sighs] It—it's good.

Kim: Good?

Chris: [sounds a bit rapey] Delicious.

See also

⇐ A near public apology Chris's videos Rollin' and Trollin' ⇒
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The Players

People: Chris • LoveYouLongTime (Emily • Kim Wilson • Unknown Gal-pals) • Bob Chandler • Man in the Pickle Suit • Magical Man • Clyde Cash • Faeryn • Robert Simmons V • Bryan Bash

LoveYouLongTime: Emily: Kim:
Coinciding Sagas: Clyde Cash, Liquid

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Chris's videos for gal pals and sweethearts
Emily
Ivy, Crass and Champ
Kacey
Jackie
Julie
Others
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