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This video was released on 06 August 2009, during the [[SingStar Challenge]] saga. In this video [[Chris]] exposes his rage against [[CChanSonichuCWC]] accusing him of not doing the last [[SingStar Challenge Round 5#CChanSonichuCWC's Entry|song]] right and requesting to redo the song and put his commentary on another video. This video is notorious for the anger and angst shown by Chris, and epitomizes [[CChanSonichuCWC]]'s trolling success. Chris deleted the video shortly after its release.


==The Video==
"'''CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!'''" is a video released on 6 [[August 2009]], during the [[SingStar Challenge]] saga.
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==Transcription==
In this video, [[Solid Chris]] exposes his rage against [[Liquid Chris]], accusing him of not doing the last [[SingStar Challenge Round 5#CChanSonichuCWC's Entry|song]] right and ordering him to redo the song and put his commentary in another video. He also rants about how his name isn't [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] before telling Liquid that his [[Medallions|Sonichu Medallion]] is fake for not being made out of Crayola Model Magic. (Things that are readily apparent to anyone watching, but, [[Chris and reality|in Solid's mind]], the differences between himself and Liquid are much harder for casual viewers to discern.) Solid also believes that Liquid's trolling could net him [[Jail Saga|time behind bars]].
CHRIS CHANDLER! (short pause) Firstly, your video (takes glasses dramatically off and throws them to the floor) is only half the length of that track. The full length of that track is almost ten minutes.  Redo the video for the full nine-minute-something length. And commentary, you can put them in a separate video.  Separate.  So, sing the whole nine-minute-something song. And another thing, Chris.  Your for real- your real name as I have been told by Kacey is only Chris Chandler! No "-tian," no "-topher," just Chris!  So, admit that. And another thing,


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In a display of Solid's gullibility, he accepts [[Kacey]]'s implausible claim that Liquid's real legal name is "Chris Chandler", conceding on that point; however, he also takes refuge in the fact that Liquid's first name is not actually "Christian" like his own, or "[[Christopher's name change|Christopher]]" like his birth name. Ironically enough, it turned out that the troll's first name in real life ''really is'' Christopher, and unlike Solid, Liquid did not have to change it after treating a talking bear get his name wrong once as a religious experience.
<p style="padding: 10px; text-align: center; font-size: 70px; line-height: 100px; font-weight: 700">I NAME IS NOT<br/>IAN BRANDON<br/>SOMETHING!!!</p>
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[[Image:GodandBear.jpg|left|thumb||A REAL NAME THAT have God has been given to me and [[Christopher's_name_change|the bear at Regency Square Shopping center]]]]
(makes annoyed gasping sounds) I am CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER, SO GET IT THROUGH YOUR DAMN FUCKING SKULL AND CALL ME A REAL NAME THAT have God has been given to me and [[Christopher's_name_change|the bear at Regency Square Shopping center]], during 1989, YOU DAMN MOCKING BASTARD!  Get it RIGHT!  I'M Christian Weston Chandler, you are only CHRIS CHANDLER!  Your medal is made out of PAPER!  The whole length of time, the REAL medal has been made out of Crayola fucking Model Magic and acrylic PAINT!  If I wanted paper, I would go to Wal-mart and pay five dollars for FIVE HUNDRED SHEETS!  Redo the ten minute song and save the commentaries for a (lowers his voice to an angry whisper) separate video, (stops whispering) and everybody on the internet knows that I am the real deal, you are the impostor, so give up the damn game already before I really call the poli- (realizes he fucked up) before that I actually- (fucks up again) before I tell the police all the information I have gotten since I finally got them involved, and then send them on your case, put you in jail, even though I would prefer not to see you in jail because Kacey respects you so much, man!  She cares about you so much!  She has told me herself, over the telephone!  If I did not have that beforehand, I would have just been gladly prepared, gladly, and only gladly, before talking to her, gladly, to see your ass behind bars.  But after talking to Kacey, and hearing her honest respect, (calms down here) I would hate to see you in jail, out of respect, and of care, because she would be heartbroken.  You are a lucky son of a gun, Chris Chandler, so quit this stupid impersonation game.  Call my by the real name that God and the bear has given me throughout my whole life. (Starts to rage again) The current full name of Christian Weston Chandler, my first name being Christopher and my Spanish nickname being Ricardo.  But in the end, just call me the full name, Christian Weston Chandler.


(Takes a few deep breaths, possibly due to exhaustion)
This video is notorious for the anger and angst shown by Solid, namely for fairly memetic sound bytes where he insists his name isn't "Ian Brandon Something" and that a real medallion is made out of "Crayola fuckin' Model Magic". Recognizing that the video was likely to bring more negative attention to himself, he deleted the video shortly after uploading it. Prior to the sudden termination of [[YouTube#Fan archives and leaks|TheCWCvilleLibrary]] in [[December 2015]], it was the second of Solid's most-viewed videos, earning over 300,000 views prior to the channel being taken down.


This game is not fun. If you are not careful, you really are going to go to jail.  You will be tried in court, and you will be going to jail or serve community service, forcedly.  I have- I was nice about it, I told you the details, and what do you do, YOU KICK ME IN THE BALLS AGAIN! And I do not appreciate that! So stop it!  Stop it!  Come clean!  Rip off your PAPER medallion, RIP IT OFF like a shred of paper, look at my medal, I cannot even twist it, because it is made from Model Magic, not some cheap paper I can get at Wal-mart for five hundred dollar- for five dollars for five hundred sheets. Sing the whole nine-minute-something song.
==Video==
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<br>{{Videos}}
{{quote|'''MY! NAME! IS! NOT! IAN... BRANNAN... SOMETHING!!!'''|Ian Brandon Anderson}}


[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
=== Transcript ===
{{RageQuote|''CHRIS! CHANDLER!''}}
 
Firstly, your video [''takes [[glasses]] off dramatically''] is only [''throws them to the floor'']... HALF the length of that track! The FULL length of that track is ALMOST... ''10'' minutes. Redo the video for the full, ''9''-MINUTE-something LENGTH!
 
And commentary? You can put them in a SEPARATE video. Seperate! So, '''SING''' the whole 9-minute-something song.
 
AND [[Speech impediment|anurr']] thing... CHRIS. Your for real n--your real name, as I have been told by [[Kacey]]... Is only Chris Chandler! '''No "-tian," no "-topher," just Chris!''' So, admit that! [[Speech impediment|An' anurr']] thing: [''yelled while jumping up and down like a child'']
 
{{RageQuote|[[Speech impediment|I]]! NAME! IS! NOT!<br/>''[[Ian Brandon Anderson|IAN...]]''<br/>''[[Speech impediment|...BRANNAN...]]''<br/>''[[Slow-in-the-mind|...SOMETHING!!!]]''}}
 
[''gasps for air in an annoyed manner''] '''I am CHRISTIAN! WESTON!'''
 
{{RageQuote|CHANDLER! SO GET IT THROUGH YOUR DAMN FUCKING SKULL ''AND CALL ME THE REAL NAME'' [[Chris and English|THAT HAVE]] [[Chris and religion|GOD]] HAS BEEN GIVEN TO ME,}}
 
AND [[Christopher's name change|the bear at Regency Square Shopping center]], during 1989... [''pause as [[Autism|Chris suddenly realizes he's completely gone off-topic]], before he continues to yell'']
 
{{RageQuote|YOU DAMN,<br>MOCKING,<br>BASTARD!!!}}
 
'''GET IT'''
 
{{RageQuote|'''''RIGHT!''''' I'M}}
 
'''Christian Weston Chandler, YOU are only'''
 
{{RageQuote|CHRIS... CHANDLER! YOUR MEDAL}}
 
'''is made out of'''
 
{{RageQuote|PAPER!}}
 
'''The whole length of time, THE [[medallion|REAL medal]] HAS been made out of Crayola FUCKIN' Model MAGIC, and acrylic'''
 
{{rageQuote|PAINT!}}
 
If I wanted paper, I would go to [[Wal-Mart]], and pay $5 for '''FIVE! HUNDRED! [[Sheetz|SHEETS!]]'''
 
[''pauses, realizing what he said has no relevance to the topic at hand''] Redo the 10-minute song and save the commentaries for a [''lowers his voice to an angry whisper''] separate video, [''stops whispering''] '''and everybody on the internet knows that I am the real deal, you are the impostor, so give up the damn game already before I REALLY CALL THE POLI'''--[''realizes he fucked up''] '''before that I actually'''--[''fucks up again''] before I tell the police all the information I have gotten since I finally got them involved, and then send them on your case, put you in jail bef--, even though I would prefer not to see you in jail because KACEY respects you so much, man! [''in a really high voice''] She cares about you so much! She has told me so herself, '''over the telephone!'''
 
If I did not have that [''voice is normal again''] beforehand, I would have just been gladly... Prepared, gladly, and only gladly, before talking to her, gladly, to see your ass behind bars! But after talking to Kacey, and hearing her honest respect, [''calms down here''] I would hate to see you in jail, out of respect, and of care, because she would be heartbroken. You are a lucky son of a [[gun]], Chris Chandler, so quit this stupid impersonation game. '''Call me by the real name that God and the Bear''' has given me throughout my whole life. [''Starts to rage again''] '''The current full name of Christian Weston Chandler, my first name being Christopher and my [[Spanish]] nickname being Ricardo! But in the end, just call me the full name, Christian! Weston! Chandler!'''
 
[''Takes a few deep breaths, possibly due to exhaustion'']
 
This game is not fun. If you are not careful, you really are going to go to jail. You will be tried in court, and you will be going to jail ''or serve community service, forcedly!''' I have--I was nice about it, I told you the details, and what do you do, '''you [[Kick the Autistic|kick]] me in the'''
 
{{RageQuote|[[Sonichu Balls|BALLS]]}}
 
again! And I do not appreciate that! So STOP it! Stop it! '''Come CLEAN! Rip off your
 
{{RageQuote|PAPER}}
 
medallion, [[Sign Destruction Video|RIP IT OFF''' like a shred of paper]], ''look at my medal, I cannot even twist it''', because it is made from Model Magic, not some cheap paper I can get at Wal-Mart for 500 dollar--for $5 for 500 sheets. Sing the whole 9-minute-something song.
 
==Fan videos==
 
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = Bear Canyon
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|HHHllNAwcRY}}
| stardate      = 30 [[December 2009]]
| maker          = [[Vivian]]
| subject        = CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!
| type          = (VGM) Remix
| info          = [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67MPxnPHBNk The original song]
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = CWC-Tok
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|TLN-6lKDdhI}}
| maker          = [[Liquid Chris]]
| stardate      = 9 [[January 2010]]
| type          = Remix to "TiK ToK" by Ke$ha
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = OveR Da TeLePhonE
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|63XxM-Gysfw}}
| maker          = [http://www.youtube.com/user/iiKiDzJii iiKiDzJii]
| stardate      = 2 [[February 2010]]
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = (YTPMV) Ian Brandon Anderson Sparta Remix
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|LSZK8AqFvbg}}
| maker          = [http://www.youtube.com/user/RainingMetal RainingMetal]
| stardate      = 12 [[August 2010]]
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = Hitler calls Chris Chan
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|5_6WsxXDuqg}}
| maker          = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCI2gRuUl9SVnjsfMOwoXXDA Griffin Law]
| stardate      = 12 [[September 2017]]
}}
 
{{LiquidSaga}}
 
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CWC - Hand Drawn Original]]|nextlink=[[CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC]]|}}
{{The Cwcivil War of 2009}}
 
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
 
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, August 2009| 2009-08-07]]
[[Category:Liquid Saga videos| 2009-08-07]]

Latest revision as of 20:14, 29 May 2024

Chris actually derps out from rage.

"CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!" is a video released on 6 August 2009, during the SingStar Challenge saga.

In this video, Solid Chris exposes his rage against Liquid Chris, accusing him of not doing the last song right and ordering him to redo the song and put his commentary in another video. He also rants about how his name isn't Ian Brandon Anderson before telling Liquid that his Sonichu Medallion is fake for not being made out of Crayola Model Magic. (Things that are readily apparent to anyone watching, but, in Solid's mind, the differences between himself and Liquid are much harder for casual viewers to discern.) Solid also believes that Liquid's trolling could net him time behind bars.

In a display of Solid's gullibility, he accepts Kacey's implausible claim that Liquid's real legal name is "Chris Chandler", conceding on that point; however, he also takes refuge in the fact that Liquid's first name is not actually "Christian" like his own, or "Christopher" like his birth name. Ironically enough, it turned out that the troll's first name in real life really is Christopher, and unlike Solid, Liquid did not have to change it after treating a talking bear get his name wrong once as a religious experience.

This video is notorious for the anger and angst shown by Solid, namely for fairly memetic sound bytes where he insists his name isn't "Ian Brandon Something" and that a real medallion is made out of "Crayola fuckin' Model Magic". Recognizing that the video was likely to bring more negative attention to himself, he deleted the video shortly after uploading it. Prior to the sudden termination of TheCWCvilleLibrary in December 2015, it was the second of Solid's most-viewed videos, earning over 300,000 views prior to the channel being taken down.

Video

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WARNING! This video features EXTREME levels of Tard Rage.


CHRIS! CHANDLER!
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Stardate 6 August 2009
Subject Matter MusicMusic Music, RumorsRumors Rumors
Performance Style RageRage Rage
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OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
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CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC


“ MY! NAME! IS! NOT! IAN... BRANNAN... SOMETHING!!! ”
Ian Brandon Anderson

Transcript


CHRIS! CHANDLER!


Firstly, your video [takes glasses off dramatically] is only [throws them to the floor]... HALF the length of that track! The FULL length of that track is ALMOST... 10 minutes. Redo the video for the full, 9-MINUTE-something LENGTH!

And commentary? You can put them in a SEPARATE video. Seperate! So, SING the whole 9-minute-something song.

AND anurr' thing... CHRIS. Your for real n--your real name, as I have been told by Kacey... Is only Chris Chandler! No "-tian," no "-topher," just Chris! So, admit that! An' anurr' thing: [yelled while jumping up and down like a child]


I! NAME! IS! NOT!
IAN...
...BRANNAN...
...SOMETHING!!!


[gasps for air in an annoyed manner] I am CHRISTIAN! WESTON!


CHANDLER! SO GET IT THROUGH YOUR DAMN FUCKING SKULL AND CALL ME THE REAL NAME THAT HAVE GOD HAS BEEN GIVEN TO ME,


AND the bear at Regency Square Shopping center, during 1989... [pause as Chris suddenly realizes he's completely gone off-topic, before he continues to yell]


YOU DAMN,
MOCKING,
BASTARD!!!


GET IT


RIGHT! I'M


Christian Weston Chandler, YOU are only


CHRIS... CHANDLER! YOUR MEDAL


is made out of


PAPER!


The whole length of time, THE REAL medal HAS been made out of Crayola FUCKIN' Model MAGIC, and acrylic


PAINT!


If I wanted paper, I would go to Wal-Mart, and pay $5 for FIVE! HUNDRED! SHEETS!

[pauses, realizing what he said has no relevance to the topic at hand] Redo the 10-minute song and save the commentaries for a [lowers his voice to an angry whisper] separate video, [stops whispering] and everybody on the internet knows that I am the real deal, you are the impostor, so give up the damn game already before I REALLY CALL THE POLI--[realizes he fucked up] before that I actually--[fucks up again] before I tell the police all the information I have gotten since I finally got them involved, and then send them on your case, put you in jail bef--, even though I would prefer not to see you in jail because KACEY respects you so much, man! [in a really high voice] She cares about you so much! She has told me so herself, over the telephone!

If I did not have that [voice is normal again] beforehand, I would have just been gladly... Prepared, gladly, and only gladly, before talking to her, gladly, to see your ass behind bars! But after talking to Kacey, and hearing her honest respect, [calms down here] I would hate to see you in jail, out of respect, and of care, because she would be heartbroken. You are a lucky son of a gun, Chris Chandler, so quit this stupid impersonation game. Call me by the real name that God and the Bear has given me throughout my whole life. [Starts to rage again] The current full name of Christian Weston Chandler, my first name being Christopher and my Spanish nickname being Ricardo! But in the end, just call me the full name, Christian! Weston! Chandler!

[Takes a few deep breaths, possibly due to exhaustion]

This game is not fun. If you are not careful, you really are going to go to jail. You will be tried in court, and you will be going to jail or serve community service, forcedly!' I have--I was nice about it, I told you the details, and what do you do, you kick me in the


BALLS


again! And I do not appreciate that! So STOP it! Stop it! Come CLEAN! Rip off your


PAPER


medallion, RIP IT OFF like a shred of paper, look at my medal, I cannot even twist it', because it is made from Model Magic, not some cheap paper I can get at Wal-Mart for 500 dollar--for $5 for 500 sheets. Sing the whole 9-minute-something song.

Fan videos

Bear Canyon
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Stardate 30 December 2009
Made By Vivian
Subject Matter CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!
Video Type (VGM) Remix
Other Info The original song
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos


CWC-Tok
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Stardate 9 January 2010
Made By Liquid Chris
Video Type Remix to "TiK ToK" by Ke$ha
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos


OveR Da TeLePhonE
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Stardate 2 February 2010
Made By iiKiDzJii
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos


(YTPMV) Ian Brandon Anderson Sparta Remix
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Stardate 12 August 2010
Made By RainingMetal
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos


Hitler calls Chris Chan
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Stardate 12 September 2017
Made By Griffin Law
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos
Liquid saga.png Liquid Saga Liquid saga.png
The Players

People: Solid Chris (Ian) • Liquid Chris • Kacey Devoria • Kim Wilson • Matthew Devoria • Katie Bay • Clyde Cash • Spazkid

The Calls

SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE • Kacey calls (Father Call • Kacey and Liquid Call • The End For Real)

Liquid Videos: Solid Videos:
Coinciding Sagas: Clyde Cash, Emily


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