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CWC did WTC!

Twin Falling Towers is a video uploaded by Chris on 1 November 2009. An unusually tasteless video, Chris attempts to threaten Clyde Cash by sticking an embarrassing picture of him and Jack Thaddeus in place of the Twin Towers and making childish explosion noises.

Years later, the Man in the Pickle Suit mentioned that this video had been one of many scripted by trolls:


Most non-rant videos, like cakefarts. The rant videos were more freeform, though they often had a framework or were in response to a specific request. ie "talk about topics X, Y and Z, and be sure to mention that you think he's weak! call him weak, like some sort of big disaster, like a bridge collapsing. ooh, or compare him to 9/11! that'll embarrass him!"

Following outrage to the video – both feigned anger from the trolls who suggested it in the first place, and genuine disgust from horrified onlookers – Chris uploaded an apology video for his inelegant joke. Unfortunately, the alternate joke that Chris proposed just dug him deeper.

Video

This video was put in the Comedy category. Good job, Chris.

Twin Falling Towers
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Stardate	1 November 2009
Subject Matter	Trolls Trolls, Violence Violence
Performance Style	Comedy "Comedy", Smug Smug, Crazy Crazy
Saga	Clyde Clyde Cash
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Your fame and fortune shall fall just like these twin towers!

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Transcript

He's as wild as a serial raper!

[Close-up on an image of the World Trade Center before its destruction. Fragments of the photo of "Clyde", that Chris has been using this whole time, are visible through the silhouette of the towers. Laid over the image is a pointing cursor; we are looking at a picture displayed on a computer screen.]

Well now, Mr. Clyde...your same and rutches--your fame and four-chunn shall fall just like these Twin Towers! They go crumbling down, with an airplane!

[Chris moves the cursor towards the "towers."] Nyerrrrrrr! Pffff! [Chris wiggles the cursor around the "towers" to give the impression that they have exploded. He then does a horrible imitation of Strong Bad.] You are weeeeeeeak! I'm the strong wunnnnnn! You are going down, Mr. Clyde Cash! Gnrrrrrr!

Liquid Chris responds

Our Hero spotted the video not long after it was posted and offered a brief response reflecting the feelings of many observers, before writing another comment as a threat to Chris.


HOW could You MOCK the ALMOST THREE THOUSAND PEOPLE who DIED in the Nine-Eleven Plane Attacks!? I WILL SHOW THIS TO KACEY, AND SHE WILL KICK YOUR ASS AND I WILL HELP. Please Die, CWC


And Another Thing, KACEY is from a MILITARY FAMILY. Now you are Doomed. CWC

No Marines have ever been spotted waiting outside of 14 Branchland Court.

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-'''Twin Falling Towers''' is a video uploaded on 1 [[November 2009]]. In this video, Chris proves he's an insensitive bastard by mocking ''the fucking 9/11 terror attacks on the World Trade Center'' in his plan to blackmail [[Clyde]]. Sick, bizarre and completely unexpected - in other words, classic Chris-chan.
+{{Manipulation}}
+{{Honest}}
-This proves to us not only that Clyde Cash remains unfazed by Chris's previous intimidation attempts, but also that Chris himself is a morally corrupt loon. No-one in their right mind would DARE use the tragedy linked to the twin towers to advance a personal vendetta, and it has been speculated that this video might even lead to him becoming the star player in a real-life game of [[Kick the Autistic]], featuring an allstar opposition drawn from the ranks of the "Semper Fi" Brotherhood.
+[[File:911.jpg|thumb|200px|CWC did WTC!]]
-The reaction from trolls and CWC-viewers has been staggering, unable to believe Chris could reach so low as to mock a national tragedy. The video has even infuriated at least one CWC-viewer who had actually lost someone ''in'' the attacks.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments&v=qaIlz7Tny80 Video comments]</ref>
+'''Twin Falling Towers''' is a video uploaded by [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] on 1 [[November 2009]]. An unusually tasteless video, Chris attempts to threaten [[Clyde Cash]] by sticking an embarrassing picture of him and [[Jack Thaddeus]] in place of the Twin Towers and making childish explosion noises.
-==Video==
+Years later, the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] mentioned that this video had been one of many scripted by [[trolls]]:
-This video was put in the [[Random-access humor|Comedy]] category. Good job, Chris.
-<center>{{#ev:youtube|qaIlz7Tny80}}</center>
+{{quoteboxgreen|Most non-rant videos, like [[cakefarts]].
-===Transcript===
+The rant videos were more freeform, though they often had a framework or were in response to a specific request. ie "talk about topics X, Y and Z, and be sure to mention that you think he's weak! call him weak, like some sort of big disaster, like a bridge collapsing. ooh, or compare him to 9/11! that'll embarrass him!"|The Man in the Pickle Suit answering a fan asking which videos were scripted.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/idea-guy-joshua-wise-manipulating-the-intellecutally-disabled-for-fun-megathread.37132/post-2831215</ref>}}
-[''Close up on an image of the World Trade Center before its destruction.  Fragments of another image, too indistinct to recognize, are visible through the silhouette of the towers. Laid over the image is a pointing cursor -- we are looking at a picture displayed on a computer screen.'']
-Well now, [[Clyde Cash|Mister Clyde]]...your toime and rutches...your fame and fortune shall fall just like these twin towers! They go crumbling down, with an airplane!
+Following outrage to the video – both feigned anger from the trolls who suggested it in the first place, and genuine disgust from horrified onlookers – [[Chris and remorse|Chris uploaded]] [[Apology for 9/11 Joke|an apology video]] for his inelegant joke. Unfortunately, the alternate joke that Chris proposed just dug him deeper.
-[''Chris moves the cursor towards the "towers."'']
+==Video==
+This video was put in the [[Random-access humor|Comedy]] category. Good job, Chris.
-Nyerrrrrrr! Pffff!
+{{Infobox/video
+| name           = Twin Falling Towers
+| ytid           = EYNiulvdH0o
+| stardate       = 1 [[November 2009]]
+| subject        = {{trollsicon|text}}, {{Violence|text}}
+| style          = {{Comedy|[[Apology for 9/11 Joke|"Comedy"]]}}, {{Smug|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
+| saga           = {{Clyde|text}}
+| other          = {{Audio|text}}
+| previous       = [[I AM STRONG]]
+| next           = [[It will never end]]
+}}
-[''Chris wiggles the cursor around the "towers" to give the impression that they have exploded. He then does a horrible imitation of Strong Bad from Homestar Runner.'']
+{{quote|Your fame and fortune shall fall just like these twin towers!}}
-You are weeeeeeeak! [[I AM STRONG|I'm the strong wunnnnnn]]! You are going down Mister Clyde Cash! Gnrrrrrr!
+=== Transcript ===
+[[File:PROOFHEISATERRORIST!.jpg|thumb|200px|[[List of Chris's edits to the CWCki#11 July, 19:43 – 12 July, 08:05| He's as wild as a serial raper!]]]]
-==CChanSonichuCWC responds==
+[''Close-up on an image of the World Trade Center before its destruction. Fragments of the photo of "Clyde", that Chris has been using this whole time, are visible through the silhouette of the towers. Laid over the image is a pointing cursor; we are looking at a picture displayed on a computer screen.'']
-[[Liquid Chris]] spotted the video not long after it was posted and offered a brief response reflecting the feelings of many observers.
-{{Quote|HOW could You MOCK the ALMOST THREE THOUSAND PEOPLE who DIED in the Nine-Eleven Plane Attacks!? I WILL SHOW THIS TO KACEY, AND SHE WILL KICK YOUR ASS AND I WILL HELP.
+Well now, Mr. Clyde...your same and rutches--your fame and [[4-cent garbage|four-chunn]] shall fall just like these Twin Towers! They go crumbling down, with an airplane!
-Please Die,
+[''Chris moves the cursor towards the "towers."''] Nyerrrrrrr! Pffff! [''Chris wiggles the cursor around the "towers" to give the impression that they have exploded. He then does a horrible imitation of Strong Bad.''] You are weeeeeeeak! [[I AM STRONG|I'm the strong wunnnnnn]]! You are going down, Mr. Clyde Cash! Gnrrrrrr!
-CWC|YouTube comment from [[CChanSonichuCWC]]}}
+{{Clear}}
-He made another comment a few minutes later.
+==Liquid Chris responds==
+[[Liquid Chris|Our Hero]] spotted the video not long after it was posted and offered a brief response reflecting the feelings of many observers, before writing another comment as a threat to Chris.
-{{Quote|And Another Thing, KACEY is from a MILITARY FAMILY. Now you are Doomed.
+{{Quoteboxbrown|HOW could You MOCK the ALMOST THREE THOUSAND PEOPLE who DIED in the Nine-Eleven Plane Attacks!? I WILL SHOW THIS TO KACEY, AND SHE WILL KICK YOUR ASS AND I WILL HELP.
-CWC|CChanSonichuCWC, on how Ian further ruined any chances of getting to [[Kacey]]'s [[china]]}}
+Please Die,
-It's safe to assume that we can expect a bunch of Marines to be waiting outside of [[14 Branchland Court]] any day now...
-==The public responds==
-Responses from youtube users were surprisingly mixed. Haha, just kidding, they all think Chris is even more of a fucking maniac than they did before:
-{{Quote|I suggest associating Clyde with the Khmer Rouge next time. At least no Cambodians will bother to watch your videos.}}
-{{Quote|(Achievement Unlocked: Ran out of hands when facepalming)
+CWC|YouTube comment from Liquid Chris}}
-This is not going to end well.
+{{Quoteboxbrown|And Another Thing, KACEY is from a MILITARY FAMILY. Now you are Doomed.
-Chris, there's a not-so-slight difference between joking about 9/11... and comparing yourself to bin Laden in order to intimidate people with criminal intent.
+CWC|Liquid Chris, on how [[Ian]] further ruined any chances of getting to [[Kacey]]'s [[china]]}}
-Oh, who am I kidding. I hope Obama will let Chris re-paint the rooms with bright colours at GTMO while they're shutting the facility down.}}
+No Marines have ever been spotted waiting outside of [[14 Branchland Court]].
-{{Quote|I wonder how your dad (who's a war veteran) would feel about this , I think he's gonna do more than cut your internet down this time . Lets give him a call}}
-{{Quote|This is unimaginable, even for you.
-I know you make a very big point about isolating yourself from any supporters you ever (inexplicably) manage to gain, but god damn this takes the cake.
-Just an hero already, you can't get worse.}}
-{{Quote|LOL i always knew chris did 9/11 }}
-{{Quote|WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!}}
-What indeed.
 ==See also==
+*[[Apology for 9/11 Joke]]
+*[[Chris's Response to the Terrorism Attacks in Paris]]
+*[[Operation BARBarossa]]
 *[[Chris and death]]
+*[[Random-access humor]]
-==Sauce==
+{{References}}
-<references/>
+{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[I AM STRONG]]|nextlink=[[It will never end|It Will Never End]]|}}
+{{Articleofthenow}}
 {{Troll Videos}}
+{{Clyde Saga}}
-[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
+[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
+[[Category:Chris-chan videos, November 2009| 2009-11-01]]
+[[Category:Clyde Cash Saga videos| 2009-11-01]]
+[[Category:Gay Spider-Man videos| 2009-11-01]]
+[[Category:Kodak camera videos|2009-11-01]]

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